Now if you'll step through here, we have the Hall Of Vessels, where the King's formal coronation portraits hang.
As you know, King Charles has reigned for over 260 years, Britain's longest reigning and most beloved monarch, using 17 bodies generously donated from the lower classes. Truly it can be said that Charles is a man of the people.
Now you may notice some gaps left open for future paintings. Who knows, perhaps one of you here today will be lucky enough to be hanging on this wall one day. Do we have any pretty brunettes on the tour today?
*polite laughter*
So if you'll follow me to the next room, we have the King's very own jewel-encrusted brain scoop.