Ngghh, sweetie, it hurts. I know it was my idea to save money on air fare but how much longer must I stay like this? Shouldn&#8217;t we have arrived by now? I can&#8217;t stand being stretched over y-your&#8230;<br />My breasts? Am I larger than you expected? Deal with it. You&#8217;re my top, that&#8217;s what you were made for.<br />But it was only meant to be a short haul flight!<br />Oh, that boring family holiday you had planned? Change of plans. Rather than a dull holiday for three, it&#8217;s become an amazing holiday for one. With the money you saved, I can really live it up. Enjoy hugging my tits because we&#8217;ve a twelve hour flight to Dubai ahead of us.<br />But if you don&#8217;t revert us in less than six hours&#8230;<br />Us? Who is us?<br />Me and your&#8230; mother&#8230; Wait, where is she?!<br />That frumpy old handbag? She didn&#8217;t suit mes so I left her in the women&#8217;s bathroom. Don&#8217;t worry, she found a new owner. There she is now, being carried onto a flight towards&#8230; oh, who cares where.<br />Yo-you can&#8217;t do this to us.<br />I can do whatever I want with you. You&#8217;re my property. If the security scanner couldn&#8217;t sense anything unusual about you, you think anyone else could? Now be silent, unless you want me to take your voice away.