Ko-fi After multiple attempts, all the images generators still had that creepy, uncanny valley smile on them, although in the context of being eaten alive I suppose it almost kinda works!

Getting another drink? Fancy joining me for a selfie?

Anything for a gorgeous girl like you. What, no mistletoe?

No mistletoe but why don’t you hold onto this sprig of rosemary? Now say cheese!

Cheeeese!

*SNAP*

Huh? What the hell? Why am I on a plate? Whoa, when did you get so big... Oh, you used that stupid Reality App, didn't you? Haha, very funny!

Well you’ve been commenting on my chest since you got here. Lets see how you like others staring at your juicy breasts, shall we?

Okay, you've made your point, now change me back.

Why would I do that when you smell so delicious? I suppose you have been marinating yourself in wine all morning. What a succulent bird you make.

W-wait, what are you doing with that?

No christmas turkey is complete without stuffing, is it? Open your orifice wide!

Mmpphh!

Theeere we go. You're fit to bursting already. Let's see if you can handle another handful.

Mhh! NGGGH! Mmpphh!

Ahh, that gagged you nicely. Now let's get you trussed up like a real turkey so you can't wriggle around.

Mmuhhhh! Mmuhn!

I'll make you a promise. If I get your wishbone, I'll consider wishing for you to be human again.