Probably the dumbest idea I've had although I am expecting the tourist board of Scotland to get in contact any moment now.
Continuation of the FUNbags idea:
“Ewan, ya bawbag, you’ve only gone and hit someone,” shouts a thick glaswegian accent. Two figures stand over me, one male and kilted, the other female and skirted.
The man prods my frozen body with a foot. “Don’t be a daftie, it’s just a rubber lassie. Quite a bonnie one too. Wonder who threw it away.”
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That was never an impact! I think indignantly. He barely even nudged me with his toe!
“Oof, she’s a heavy one. Give me a hand with it,” the woman says as they grab me roughly and prop me against the car. A hand slips under my shirt, roughly squeezing one of my silicone tits.
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Nine minutes?! This is becoming absurd as I’m forced to endure 9 minutes of indignity, which becomes 13 minutes as he tests the softness of the left breast.
“Decent paps on her. She’ll fetch a few spondoolies at the barras.”
The couple bundle me clumsily into their car, every bump and knock adding additional time to the paralysis as I watch the timer tick up in growing unease. I’m placed in the lap of the man. His hand rummages under my fat silicone ass. I see the kilt rustling in my peripheral vision. Something presses against my ass.
“Ya dinnae mind if I have a play with her, do you, dear?”
“Aye, nae bother, there’s naebody else round here but us.”
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Panic and pleasure fill me, in addition to the dick. Pleasure from the thick member stretching apart the ribbed, silicone-coated walls of my doll-like orifice as he lowers me slowly down around his cock. Panic from the timer ticking up with each thrust.
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The invasive thrusts grow faster as he impales the ‘doll’ repeatedly, bouncing me on his knee as the car bounces along the country roads. A series of orgasms wash over me, the dizzying stars in my vision clouding the rapidly spinning numbers of the HUD timer as he fucks me into his long-term doll.
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