Your mind is starting to go, isn’t it, honey? That was a rhetorical question, don’t bother trying to communicate. I’ve not seen you form a word in days. Although judging by the heart patterns you clearly still love this so I won’t turn you back just yet.

Is it a bug or a feature, I wonder. We only requested your body to be pantified, not your mind, but maybe this is your way of dealing with this as you regress into being nothing more than my favourite item of underwear.