I just wanted to begin by thanking the entire team for all the hard work you’ve put in over this last year. I know that we wouldn’t have made our KPIs without every single one of- oh for heaven’s sake, Michael, not now, I’m in the middle of my quarterly report!

Don’t blame me. I wanted to fuck last night until you squirmed out of my bed. Maybe if you were more cooperative, doll, I wouldn’t need to fuck you during work hours in front of your entire company.

Nnngghh.

Theeere we go. Now you’re right where you belong. Doesn’t that feel better, your plastic pussy impaled on my cock? Don’t you like being in your proper place as my plaything?

Nghh ohhh. Please, at least let me disable the camera…

It’s nothing to be ashamed of. You’re my toy, you were made to be used like this.

Nghh when your mother finds out about this…

Like she doesn’t know what I do with you. Mom’s too busy dating real men with real dicks to care about her rubber husband or what he gets used for.

Nggh! Aaah! Mhhnmy apologies everyone. If you could all please just ignore my son. He has decided to- aaah!- take liberties with me while my real body is being rented out.

If you don’t like it, why do you still dress like the office slut? Don't pretend you're not loving this.

I will en-ahhhn!-endeavour to press on with the meeting. Regardless of appearances, I am still your manager and we have a lot of sliiiiides to get throoohhh. We’re going to get deep into- ahh! - so deep into my- into the figures.