With the state of the economy, the whole family is going to have to find savings, son. As you can see, since I’ve the luxury of home working, I’m renting out my body on a long lease contract and been swapped into this low cost, silicone body surrogate.

Wow. You picked a nice one.

But that's not all! Even though I can still work, I don’t need to eat like this, cutting our monthly grocery bill. Your mother custom ordered me to fit her sizes so I can be dressed in her work attire, so we can 'tighten the belt' when it comes to clothing, haha! Most importantly, this vessel of rubber and silicone doesn’t feel the cold, reducing our fuel expenditure!

Impressive.

So, how will you be making savings?

Easy. I just saved $2000 on having to buy a cocksucking fuckdoll.

Oh, ha ha, very funny. I would prefer it if you took this a little more- mmmffpphh!