,Probably one of the dumbest ideas for a caption, but I'm sure I'll top it somehow All Jenkinses are 18+.
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Jenkins, that cross-country race isn’t going to run itself. What in the blazers is taking you so long? The other boys are all ready and waiting for gym class.
There’s a wasp in the changing rooms, sir. It stung me!
And that stops you changing into your gym clothes how exactly?
It stung my ass, sir. It’s really swelling up. I tried to get my shorts on but they're too tight.
Oh, for pity’s sake, boy. Let me check. Hmm. That is remarkably swollen. Does it hurt when I do this?
Eep! N-not exactly, sir.
Then I don’t think you need to see the school nurse. Go check the lost and found. You’ll find something that fits.
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*sigh* What is the problem now, Jenkins?
These are all girls' clothes, sir.
And do they fit?
Well… yes, sir.
Well then it’s not a problem, is it? Hurry up and get changed.
Um. Aren’t you going to leave?
I think it’s best if I keep an eye on you. A close eye on you. Oh and, Jenkins…
Yes?
You’ll be running in front of me today.
… y-yes, sir.
