Can you believe this? Seven billion people on the planet and, when the Great Shift hit, I was the lucky son of a bitch who landed Wonder Woman. God, this feels incredible! Or should I say 'me, this feels incredible'? Her divinity rushing through my veins. I’m a goddess. I can do anything. Anything at all. I mean I’ve mostly just been playing with her tits for days, but I could do anything. If I wanted to.

What happened to the original? Who the hell cares? If she’s as unlucky as the other women on Themiscyra, she’s probably some schlubby, overweight mortal male. They've all received a rather up close and personal introduction to ‘man’s world’, some more personal that others.

As for Themiscyra, what else do you think happens when men find themselves in the bodies of amazonian beauties all alone on a remote greek paradise, bodies bestowed by the gods themselves with beauty, strength, and stamina? They say no man may ever set foot there, on penalty of death, but the Fox News helicopter hovering just off shore is capturing a spectacular live feed of the lesbian orgy that the island retreat has become. Those chads have been going at it for three days straight with no sign of slowing down!

What do I plan to do with Wonder Woman's identity? Save the world? Are you crazy? I could get hurt. Nah, just as soon as I find where she left my Invisible Jet, I’m flying out to that island and turning them all into my personal slut harem. Err, you don’t happen to have seen it anywhere, have you?