Yor gains the ability to safely disguise her as any object and is assigned multiple targets. With her preference to avoid killing as much people as possible, things get a bit difficult.
Thwack
In front of a parking lot, something flapped with the wind. A black and white wacky inflatable tube struck the nearby lamppost from time to time. The two employees nearby continued to chat away idly giving glances at the ornament in the area. With how empty the area was and how they had nothing else to do, they can both enjoy the peaceful night. There were no intruders for them to call security for so they were at ease.
Little did they know…
Thwack
Eek!! They almost caught me... thankfully this disguise is keeping me safe... sigh.. It really was easier when I could kill them.
It was the wacky inflatable tube that thought that. It's silly smile never left as it continued to go with the wind. If one focused you’d actually see even the hair and ‘dress’ of it flapped along adding to the subtle sound of rubber, well, rubbing. Though maybe one’s attention would be more focused on the notable bosom it had. Not something one would expect from a regular ornament. Such a comedic ornament simply could not deny disproving the existence that was Yor’s assets.
I can’t leave like this… Since they’re watching me. This disguise is so strange… But as long as they don’t stay here I should be able to go soon.
“Whacha looking at?”
“Hm… That thing… was that always there?”
“Huh… No idea… Why?”
“Outfit looks tacky.”
How rude!
“Eh it’s probably the owner’s thing. I mean look at how silly those boobs are haha.”
“Yeah what a weirdo. Too big, honestly.”
So so rude!! Lady Anya probably thought I’m cute!
“Welp. Anyway let’s get to work.”
“Aye aye.”
Ah?
A long period of work.
Yor concluded that she would not be able to get her target at this rate. She had decreed that it was better to safely retreat instead of risking tracking her target. The two employees were simply too slow and took it way too easy! Her disguise would not turn off with them being there so she had to be patient but oh dear… How would she get back to Loyd and Anya before the day ends if so? Thankfully after two hours of work, with a lot of time spent slacking and chatting, it was done! They ceased their activities. The smile of the wacky inflatable tube mirrored her excitement as she saw them clap.
“Alright that’s done!”
“That was exhausting. We did our best too.”
“We’re such hard workers.”
No you’re not! Go away already!
“But now we’ll catch those pesky spies in no time!”
“The 24-7 camera is going to be super useful.”
…. Eh?
“I think this has full access to the entire parking lot.”
“With it streaming and recording everything, we’re pretty much guaranteed that no one will get away.”
………… eh?
“Oh shit. Does that mean someone’s watching us right now?”
"Yup. Only now. So let's go home since we’re done here.."
And with that the workers leave behind the new camera. The flustered Yor not changing expression once. But a worried panic filled her mind. This truly had taken a turn for the worse.
Ah this is wack-I mean bad... but it's okay! There has to be blackouts or something! I'm sure I'll find the chance to bounce off! I don't wanna start thinking like a wacky funny squeaky Inflatable tube haha...
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50 years later.
"Oh that thing’s still there."
"I remember... looks run down."
The two employees stared at the wacky inflatable tube that flapped with the wind. It was worn down a bit by the weather. It's details had been rubbed off a bit so they actually painted her a fully bright red this time. The smile is still here and of course the weird, but also pleasing to see, boobs still bouncing.
SQUEAKY WACKY BOUNCY
SQUEAKY WACKY BOUNCY
“Think the boss would let us take that thing down?”
“Nah they said they’d like it and locked it there right?”
As pointed out, the bottom of the tube was firmly locked. No doubt to prevent it from blowing away from a strong wind. It would’ve been a pain for it to end up somewhere hard to see. Then again maybe for someone that wouldn’t be so bad.
“Makes sense… Still, it’s hilarious that the camera never actually worked.”
“Oh so the camera wouldn’t have seen anyone sneak around here?”
That piece of information a certain ‘someone’ would appreciate too.
“Nope! Anyway let’s go fix that.”
“Sure sure.”
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SQUEAKY WACKY BOUNCY
But as of right now, that piece of information is useless.
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SQUEAKY WACKY BOUNCY
