You patiently wait in your living room as the hours pass by. The anticipation builds until you hear your doorbell ring. You answer it. The mailman has delivered a package. You sign for the package and take it inside. You are extremely careful when opening it. As you fold away the cardboard flaps, you witness a familiar face within the package. She speaks. "And I was about to think they'd lost me in the mail."
You grab the woman's face in the package and slowly pull it out, revealing the rest of her body, folded up, as if deflated skin. "It's good to see you again, honey. Did you get some work done?"