So it like turned out that Richie wasn’t actually Richie ever since we left that baseball thingy he had on that beach. Apparently, Lucy has been free to do whatever she wants like literally since Richie saved me from my sexy body pillow form because of like his wordiness of a command or something. I don’t know, it’s all so confusing for my dumb wittle Goomba brain. But anyway, my mistress Lucy apparently like took the form of Richie after that Baseball trip and that’s why he was being like super weird to me and my girlies, who like disappeared all of a sudden. And I have no clue where real Richie is either. But I don’t really care too much since I’m just a dumb wittle Goomba girl. I just do what my pwetty Mistress tells me to do and like do it. Ooh, maybe my fwiends are pets for mistress just like me?