Ok, so I may have gotten myself in a pickle here. Earlier today I saw Rich and his baseball team lost in the championship game. So I thought I&#8217;d do something crazy to try to lift his spirits. I decided to use my Lucy toy to transport me to the beach and bury myself neck deep while wearing some insane bondage gear. I wanted Rich to stumble upon me helpless on the beach and let him have some fun. <br /><br />So I wrote a letter for Rich to let him know where to find me, and set it on the kitchen counter. Then I went into my bedroom and pulled my Lucy toy out of my carry on and sat on the bed. &#8220;Alright Lucy, time to have some fun and hopefully cheer my man up. I want you to put me in some extreme bondage gear and then transport me to this resort&#8217;s beach and bury me neck deep in the sand. I want to be Rich&#8217;s consolation prize.&#8221; <br /><br />And then in an instant, I vanished from the bedroom leaving the Lucy toy alone on the bed. Next thing I knew, I was neck deep on the beach with hooks digging into my nostrils and mouth, stretching them to their limits. I figured it was pointless to try to move my body since it was pretty well buried, but something felt really weird about my lower body. It almost felt asleep which was a strange sensation. Nevertheless, I decided to embrace the uncomfortable predicament I found myself in and fantasize about what Rich&#8217;s reaction would be seeing me like this for the first time. Just hoping he finds the letter quick, because my nose is starting to itch.