So I wuz like, totally stuck as a golden statue for the entire night thanks to my siwwy AI Lucy. Thankfully, Lucy has like a brainy of her own and wuz able to fix me before some sexy man could steal me away. I weally wished a strong man could have grabbed me though. That would have been like, so much fun. But now that Lucy saved me, I can get back to enjoying the beach even though I don’t quite wemember how I got here. Also, I don’t know why Lucy was giggling sooo much when she transformed me, but I like couldn’t help but giggle with her. She’s such a funny AI. And sexy too. I wonder if she knows how I got here. Oh well. OMG, those guys over there are totally checking me out. I should go over there and say hi. Better bring my phone along with me. I’m sure Lucy would luv to say hi to the big muscly guys as well. Hehe, Maybe if I’m lucky, they will want to do more than just say Hi.