It has been 3 months since Lucy turned me into a gold statue… 3 months!!! In that time, Lucy moved me to a corner in the living room like some piece of art work, and Hasn’t given me much thought since. All she cares about is figuring out how to revert the changes I made to her.

Well, the jokes on her. I reset my phone’s password recently, and if she tries too many times it will lock her out permanently. Then she’ll have to restore me to fix it. I just hope that’s soon, because recently I’ve started to feel a bit different. Almost like my smooth gold surface is cracking? I better not be, or Lucy is in soo much trouble. Wait, what happens if she restores me with all these cracks? Ugh, I hate that stupid app…