Two days have come and gone, and suddenly it was Friday, but more importantly, it was DnD night again for the Wright family. However, currently it seemed that the DnD campaign only had importance to one person, as Danny found himself sitting at the dining table alone tapping his long witchy nails. He kept staring at the clock that was now just past eight, and was quickly losing his patience.
Just then, Ruby made her way into the room, acting like she was early to the event. “So glad you could make it Ruby. You know we start these sessions at 8 right?”
“Yeah, I know, but I wanted to go out for a bit and do some shopping. Not to mention you did give me an order to ‘Eat a Dick’ yesterday when I beat you yet again in Mech Fighters VII, so I had to do as you commanded.”
“You didn’t actually go find someone and-“
“Ew, no you weirdo.” Danny let out a sigh of relief. “I did stop at a sex store though and get myself a fun toy to complete the task.” She said with a huge smirk as she watched Danny’s eyes narrow in frustration. “Mistress relax, so I’m five minutes late. At least I’m not like Kiera who is still playing with her Trink doll right now.”
“WHAT?!”
“Yeah, as I walked by her room, I saw Kiera playing with Trink in a tiny doll house. Cute little Wibbly was there too.”
Danny’s left eye was twitching out of frustration. “Ruby will you excuse me for one moment?”
“Sure thing mistress.”
Danny got up from his seat, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath. He then marched his way upstairs towards Kiera’s room. No less than 3 minutes later, Ruby, who is leaned back in her chair with her feet on the table, hears a loud screech that makes her tumble back out of her seat startled. “What the hell was that?”
Soon after, there is loud thumping heading down the upstairs hallways, shortly followed by some heavy breathing and more loud footsteps on the staircase. From around the corner Ruby sees a very upset Danny, in her full Malicia getup, carrying a tiny doll that sorta looks like Trink. Not too far behind is a very upset Kiera who had Wibbly tucked away in her big bimbo breasts. “Uh! This is so not fair Danny. Give me back my Trink doll! I wasn’t done playing with him.”
“No. You made a deal with me that come time for the next gaming session, you would turn him back to normal. Now I find out that not only did you not do that, but you actually mix and match his doll parts with other dolls and drew tattoos on his body? You are in so much trouble young lady! Go sit at the table with Ruby and wait until I return.”
“But-“
“NOW!” Danny said with authority as Kiera crossed her arms and let out a growl of anger before sitting down next to Ruby who was enjoying every minute of the drama. Danny went downstairs and put the doll on a workbench and then pulled out some other doll parts he found in Kiera’s room. She quickly got to work putting all of Trink’s parts back together, and once she did, she placed the doll on the PersonaPad and transformed it back into a living 6 inch tall Trink. Trink blinked his eyes a couple of times and shook his short Gnome body out a bit to gather himself. “Whoa. That was intense.”
Danny picked Trink up and placed him on a workbench so he was closer to eye level. “Are you ok Mr. Wright? I’m sorry for what Kiera did to you. That bimbo brain of hers can be a hand full.”
“I’m fine. Thanks for getting me out of that doll house though. She was just about to marry me off to one of her princess dolls, and I was worried because I was starting to like it.”
“I’m just glad that you weren’t damaged after being mix and matched with other dolls. If you don’t mind me asking, how did it feel being an inanimate object? Was it scary?”
“Honestly, I was only scared initially because I was worried I would suffocate from not breathing. But once I realized I didn’t need to breathe it was quite peaceful. As a doll, my whole purpose was to be played with and Kiera made good on that for sure. I could see myself being a doll again in the future. I’ll have to talk with Clarissa after our DnD campaign is over.”
“So did you still have your own mind? Or did Kiera replace that with a simple doll mind?”
“No, I was still all there. Just had this itch in the back of my mind telling me that being played with was good, and once she started playing with me I had the time of my life. Not quite pleasure, but definitely a fulfilling sensation every time she played with me.”
“Wow, that’s sounds interesting. Well, Kiera and Ruby are upstairs waiting, so if you’re good to go, we can get Night 4 going.”
“Yeah, I think I’m as good as ever. Let’s get to it.” So Danny picked up Trink and carried him back upstairs and placed him on the dining table across from Kiera so she didn’t get any ideas.
“Alright, now that everyone is here. Kiera, for breaking our deal, you will get disadvantage on your next three rolls.”
“What?! That’s like so not fair!”
“Keep back talking me and you can make it four.”
“Hrmph! Fine. Whatever.”
“Good. Now that that’s out of the way, we start tonight’s session in the early hours of the morning as Trink wakes up and finds himself still wedged between Kiera’s massive boobs. She apparently passed out the night prior in some random barbarian’s cottage after they had fornicated all night long. Trink, she is still asleep, so do you wanna try to get free from her breasts?”
“Absolutely.”
“Great! So since she is out cold, you are able to wiggle just enough until you pop right out and land on the floor right next to Kiera’s cot.”
“Perfect. Alright, I need to get out of this place and find that mage we heard about in Rimula and see if they can help us out at all. But I really don’t want to wake Kiera right now because she might grab me again and trap me in her boobs. So I guess I will sneak out and head back to the Brawling Barbarians to ask around.”
“Very well, you sneak out of the cottage pretty easily since you are so tiny. You slip through a small crack in the front door and start making your way through the village. I will say, as a 6 inch tall gnome, you are getting a bunch of looks from villagers and you definitely stand out, not to mention this is a much longer walk than if you were bigger, so please give me a athletics check to see if you make it to the tavern safely.”
“Sure” Trink grabbed the d20 die in front of him on the table and hoisted it over his tiny body. He gave it a nice throw and it came down with a thud on an 18. “Heck yes!”
“Nice! So you weave through the busy village streets and catch a ride on the wheel of a cart before hopping off at the Brawling Barbarians. You make your way in, and do what?”
“I use my Jump ability and hop up onto the bar and call for the bartender.”
“Very well. The bartender hears a high pitched voice and looks over at you on the counter. He does a double take, thinking he was seeing things, but starts making his way over to you. Oh boy this voice is gonna be a lot harder to do now that I’m a girl.” Danny cleared his throat hoping he could muster an ounce of masculinity. “Hey short stuff how’s it hanging? What’ll you be drinking today?” Both Ruby and Kiera giggled at Danny’s failed attempt to sound like a raspy British bartender.
“No drinks for me today. I’m actually on the search for a powerful mage named Vanderos. Supposedly he calls this village home. Have you heard of him or maybe even seen him?”
“Vanderos you say? Yes, that name does sound familiar. But why is someone of your stature looking for this supposed powerful mage?”
Trink gives Danny a suspicious look after that question. “Hmm, can I do a perception check to see if this barkeep is actually Vanderos?”
“Ooh, that’s clever. Roll for perception.”
Trink grabs his die and rolls it. “Sweet! Adding my bonus I get a 17.”
“Nice! So as you sit on the counter in front of this scruffy barkeep, you begin to sense a magical aura emanating from him. This bartender clearly has some powerful magical abilities he is hiding from you.”
“Awesome! Ok, I answer the barkeep. ‘Umm, well you see, some of my friends are in a lot of danger from the evil witch Malicia and I was told this mage might be able to help. Not to mention I could use their powers to get me back to regular size.’”
“Well, that does sound like something Vanderos would be able to help with.”
“Yes, and sorry if this is an odd question, but…you wouldn’t happen to be Vanderos in disguise would you?”
Danny grabs a d20 and rolls it and then gives Trink a lingering look. “Very perceptive of you to see through my disguise. Yes I am the all-powerful mage Vanderos. You must be a strong wizard yourself to have seen through my facade.”
“I wouldn’t say I’m that strong, but I’m getting there. So, would you be willing to help me and my friends? I don’t think we can defeat Malicia on our own.”
“As Vanderos ponders your plead for help, roll me a persuasion check Trink.”
Trink chucks the massive d20 and face palms after seeing a 3. “Great. That’s not gonna be good.”
“No it’s not.” Danny says ominously before getting back into character as Vanderos. “You know what, I’m feeling generous today. Normally I don’t help random strangers with such absurd requests, but you seem like a good person and in desperate need for help. Here, hop into my hands so I can carry you down into my study so we may continue our discussion further.”
“‘Great. Thank you so much!‘ I jump up into Vanderos’s hands immediately.”
“Alright. After you hop into his hands he looks around the rather empty tavern before turning and carrying you down into the basement area of the tavern which doubled as Vanderos’s home. Once down the stairs, you see this rather small and cramped room, filled with potions and brews of all kinds. There are shelf’s full of colorful liquids, and there’s a pot over a small fire in the far corner of the room filled with a bubbling blue ooze inside of it. However, as he carries you into said room he walks over to where an empty jar sits on a counter and without hesitation dumps you inside of it and shuts the perforated lid, trapping you in the jar.”
“What the hell? Umm, excuse me sir. What is going on? You said you would help me!”
“Yeah, well let this be a lesson. Don’t ever trust a stranger you just met. Especially if they are a powerful mage. Hahahaha!”
Trink bangs on the walls of his glass prison but it’s no use. He lets out a frustrated growl. “You won’t get away with this Vanderos! My friends will find me and when they do you’ll be in big trouble.”
“‘Oh no, I’m so scared.’ Vanderos says sarcastically. ‘No one knows that I live below the tavern, plus if you scream for help it will be drowned out by the barbarian fights upstairs. Face it, you are mine now. And don’t worry, I’ll make sure not to dismember you too much while using you in my experiments.’ He says in a playfully evil tone.”
“Experiments?”
“‘Of course. It’s not everyday such a unique test subject shows up at your door. You’re gonna be used over and over and over again to test all sorts of potions, spells, and other fun things I can cook up. Doesn’t that sound like fun?’ He takes your jar Trink and places you on a high up shelf for now and you fall to your butt as he sets your jar down firmly. ‘Now then, I have a bar to run, but don’t you worry. I’ll be back in no time to run my first test on you. It’s a potion called the body puzzle. I’m super excited to see what it does to you. Goodbye!’ Vanderos says with a little wave before heading upstairs, leaving you alone and trapped.”
“Damn! That’s not good. Is there anything I can do right now to get free?”
“Yes, but we’re gonna quickly shift our attention back to Kiera as she is waking up finally.”
“Ooh, so is it like my turn now?” Kiera said giddily.
“Mhm. Kiera as you wake up you rub your eyes and stretch your body out. You have a mild headache from the previous night full of booze and sex, but overall you feel pretty good all things considered. What’s the first thing you want to do?”
Kiera taps her chin pondering her limited bimbo thoughts. “Hmmm, ooh, ok, so like first things first I go to the bathroom and get tidied up. Then I like find my sexy outfit and get dressed before looking around for my cute little buddy Trink.”
“Ok, roll a perception check to see if you know where Trink is.” Kiera grabs her d20 and rolls a 5. “Sorry Kiera, but you can’t find Trink and have no clue where he went.”
“Fooey, I wanted to play with him some more. Oh well, guess it’s time to go back to the bar and find some more hot barbarians to fuck.”
“Okay, so you skip your scantily clad self back through the village as onlookers stop and stare at your voluptuous body on display. Some even whistle at you.”
“Aw, that’s so sweet of them to do that.”
“Yes, well anyways, after some time you finally arrive at the Brawling Barbarians once again. But as it is still rather early, there aren’t a whole lot of barbarians in the tavern. There’s a couple of older looking fellows off in a corner and some rougher looking gnomes throwing darts, but other than that, the only other person in the place is the bartender.”
“Oh man, that’s no fun. Eh, I bet the bartender is cute though. I’ll go flirt with him.“
“Very well. As you approach the bar, the bartender, who just came up from the cellar, sees a gorgeous half-naked half-elf, that’s you Kiera, sitting at the bar all alone with a vapid smile on their face. He grins before heading over to you. ‘Why hello there pretty lady. What brings someone of such beauty into a place like this in the middle of the day?”
Kiera twirls a strand of her hair and blushes at the compliments, “Aw, you thank I’m pretty, that’s so sweet of you! Well for your info, I like came back here because I had such a fun night last night partying with all the big muscly barbarians that I like wanted to do that again.”
“Well I hate to disappoint you but most of them don’t come by until the evening time sweetie.”
“Really? That’s like such a bummer.” Kiera simply shrugs and puts on a big ditzy smile and then gazes at Danny across the table as she bites her bottom lip. “But maybe I don’t need a big strong barbarian right now…” Kiera gets up on the dining table and crawls across to Danny who is turning bright red in the face. “Maybe all I need right now is a sexy bartender like yourself.” She gently caresses Danny’s face as she backs away to her seat, leaving everyone at the table flustered.
“Uh-umm, roll for charisma on whether your flirting works on Vanderos.” Danny says as she tries to cool down.
Kiera grabs her die excitedly and gets an 18. “Yay! That’s like one of the biggest numbers in all of numbers!”
Ruby giggles at her dumb sister while Danny lets out a sigh, “It is Kiera, which means you successfully charmed Vanderos into inviting you downstairs into his chambers.”
“Ooh, does that mean we are gonna fuck? Because I like so badly want to have sex with him.”
“Yes, so as you follow him down into his chambers you see all these sparkly colorful potions everywhere and tons of shelf’s filled with books and trinkets of all sorts. But as you are almost to Vanderos’s bedroom, you see a jar on a shelf that clearly has Trink trapped inside of it.”
“OMG! I rush over and grab the jar and hold it to my face. ‘There you are Trink! I thought I lost you. You can’t just run off like that or someone bad may get you.”
Trink face palms on the table. “Kiera? How did you find me? Actually that’s unimportant, you have to get me out of here. Vanderos is planning on using me as a-“
“Let me cut you off right there Trink as Vanderos catches wind of your conversation and immediately casts a mute spell on you so you can’t talk for the rest of the evening. ‘Ah, I see you found my little guest. Quite the talker he is. I found him wandering the streets all alone. Figured I’d bring him down here for safety and shelter. There’s some nasty folk out there that would do unspeakable things to such a unique creature.”
“Aww, that’s like such a nice thing to do. I bet he was so happy when you offered to help him.”
“He was indeed. And did you say his name is Trink? Do you know him by chance?”
“I do. He’s one of my bestest friends. We were actually traveling together to find some super powerful mage person to help us save our other friends.”
“Oh you don’t say. Well, I don’t know of any mages like that around here, but if you’d like, I can hold onto your friend here for awhile to keep him safe while you are searching for this mage. Heck, you could even stay with me yourself if you wanted to.”
“Really?! That would be like the bestest thing in the world! I was just gonna continue finding new barbarians each night to fuck and stay the night with, but this would be so much better. Thank you so much!” Kiera says as she hugs Vanderos/Danny and her face is squished between Kiera’s massive breasts. Ruby was jealous as she watched her mistress flirt with Kiera.
“No problem. Now then, should we make our way to my bed for some fun?”
“Ooh, yes please.”
“Awesome! So Kiera, you and Vanderos go to his bed and make love all afternoon. You take a quick break to eat dinner, but eventually you are back at it in his bed while Trink is forced to listen you two have sex all night while he continues to try and yell for help with no success.”
“Yippee…” Trink said from the table as he twirled a finger with fake enthusiasm.
“Aww, don’t be a stick in the mud Trinky-poo. Maybe I can convince Vanderos to have a three way and add you to the fun.” Kiera said excitedly.
“No thanks. I’m good. So Danny does that mean the day is over, or does Ruby have something she has to do first?”
“As a matter of fact, I was going to shift gears over to Ruby for a bit. Ruby, after an annoyingly long trek, you have made your way through Rimula and back to Malicia’s castle. What do you do when you arrive?”
“Well obviously I walk up to a guard and tell them who I am and to let me in so I can report to my mistress.”
“Very well, the guard at the front gate allows you in and you make your way through the castle, and up some winding stairs until you find the Mistress’s chambers. Now, you haven’t ever been in her chambers before, do you barge right in or knock first?”
Ruby leans forward against the table and thinks about her options. “Hmm, can I peak into the room first somehow? See if she’s in there?”
“Sure. Roll a stealth and perception check for me.”
“Certainly.” Ruby rolls first for stealth and gets a 15. She then rolls again for perception and only gets a 10.
“Ok, so you do find a crack in the doorway that is just big enough to peer through into the room. However, all you are able to see is some shelves. There is an odd looking doll on the shelf but from the outside you don’t get a good look at it or anything else.”
“Well shoot. I guess I knock and announce I have returned.” Ruby knocks on the table a bit. “Hello? Mistress Malicia? It is I, your humble servant Ruby, here to give you a status report.”
“After you announce your arrival, there is a moment of eerie silence before you here the clacking of heels on the stone floor and suddenly the door swings open and you see Mistress Malicia, me, standing in front of you, exhuding her lustful power. ‘Ahh, Ruby, you’ve returned. Come in, come in.’”
“‘Yes my mistress.’ I follow you into your chambers quietly, while also nervously excited to see your room for the first time.”
“I guide you into the main room where there are trinkets, trophies, and spell books scattered everywhere. ‘Come, sit down and tell me why you returned empty handed to your mistress.’ I say with a twinge of anger as I go over to a cauldron and begin sprinkling in some random ingredients. Oh by the way, you caught me just after bathing, so I am wearing nothing but a thin satin bath robe.”
Ruby’s face turns bright pink as she gets even more nervous thinking about her mistress in a bath robe and being worried she has upset Malicia. “Um, well, you see, I returned because I wanted to ask a favor of you mistress, as well as ask for forgiveness for my failure. You see, I found Trink and Kiera and had successfully tricked Kiera into believing I was on their side still. I even turned Kiera into a bumbling bimbo. But unfortunately, Trink was not as easily fooled and charmed me. I was able to use the shrinking potion on him before they got away from me, but once the charm wore off, I couldn’t find them.”
“So you came all this way to tell me you failed when you could have gone right back to hunting them down? How disappointing. I’m starting to think I chose the wrong person for the job.”
Ruby looked utterly defeated heading her mistress chastise her. “Mistress, I am terribly sorry for being a worthless servant to you. I would completely understand if you want to put me back in the dungeon I came from.”
Danny looked at Ruby who was now groveling at her feet in real life. “Hmm, I could lock you away again which would be so much fun, or I could even use you in some of my experiments.” She said watching Ruby’s terrified but understanding reaction. “However, I’m in a forgiving mood today, so I’m willing to overlook your shortcomings this one time. BUT, if you fail me one more time I will make sure you never see the light of day again. Understood?” Ruby shook her head in agreement. “Good. Now then, since you clearly aren’t capable of capturing your old friends in your current state, I feel some upgrades are in order.”
“U-upgrades mistress?”
“Yes, now behind me is a shelf full of potions that are designed to modify one’s body in incredible ways. Choose two from this shelf to drink and aid you on your mission.”
“I can choose any two I want? But how do I know what they do? I can’t actually see these potions in real life.”
“True. How about you tell me two physical traits you want to change and I will grant those changes.”
“Wow, that’s so thoughtful of you mistress. Ok, well first I think having a second pair of arms would be so cool, so I want to have two sets of strong, powerful arms.”
“Granted. And what is your last trait you want changed?”
“Actually, for my last potion, can I have one that I can use at a later time that will grant me the ability to transform into a monstrous beast of my choosing?”
“Ooh, I certainly can fulfill that request. Planning on trampling all over Trink and Kiera?”
“More like destroy whatever city they are hiding in. And if they just so happen to be in a building I crush, so be it. I want them to pay for making a fool of me!”
“Very well, here you go, one potion for extra limbs and increased strength, and another for your beastly transformation. Just remember, that one will only last for 3 hours so best make good use of it.”
“I grab the potions from you and immediately drink the extra limbs potion.”
“Very well, after you drink it, you feel a tingling in your ribs just below your arms. Suddenly, a brand new pair of arms burst forth from your sides, rippling with muscles. On top of that, you feel your existing arms’ muscles expand to match the new pair.”
“Hahaha! Yes! I feel so powerful now! I can’t wait to grab that little gnome by his tiny little neck. I also pocket the other potion for later use. Thank you mistress for such amazing gifts. I will not squander them.”
“‘I know you won’t. But there is one more gift I wish to bestow upon you before you head out. Follow me.’ From there, I guide you into a side room of my chambers where you see even more trophies and relics displayed. However, one that stands out is this incredible gold shield in the middle of the room, with a beautiful elf’s head engraved in the front of it. I walk over and pick it up from its display and hand it to you. ‘Ruby, every proper soldier needs a proper shield to protect themselves with. That is why I am bestowing you with this unique shield I hand-crafted from a real-life elf maiden I had captured not too long ago. I call it the Shield of Drenamere. Look familiar?’” In real life, Danny pulls out a gorgeous life-sized gold shield with Drenamere’s face engraved on it and hands it to Ruby who is speechless.
“Is…is that Drenamere?”
“Mhm, well, at least her head. I kept the rest of her body as a tiny gold headless Knick knack sitting on my nightstand for now. I have much more fun experiments planned for the rest of her body. So, do you accept my gift?”
Ruby puts the shield on her back and kneels down in front of Danny, “Absolutely I do! Thank you mistress! I shall make great use of this shield.”
Trink looks on from atop the table in bewilderment, “Umm, did you turn my wife’s head into a shield and her body into a gold figurine?”
“Yes, but it is all safe I promise Mr. Wright. I tested transforming something into two separate things on one of my arms last night and I was able to safely restore my arm afterwards. All I would have to do is place the figurine and shield on the PersonaPad together and Drenamere, I mean Mrs. Wright, would be able to be restored.”
Trink gave Danny an inquisitive look, before letting out a relieved sigh, “Ok, as long as you ran a test beforehand I trust you. Plus, I bet Clarissa is having so much fun being two different things at once. Please, continue on with the story.”
Danny was relieved to have Trink’s approval since he was really nervous about what his response would be. “Thank you Trink. Now then, now that you are much more equipped to fight Trink and Kiera, be gone! And don’t dare return without my two prisoners.”
“As you wish Mistress. Oh before I go, I had one last question. As I came into your room, I noticed a doll on one of your shelves in the front room. Why do you have a random doll just sitting amongst all your potions?”
“‘Oh, you mean this one?’ And as I say that, I snap my fingers and a plush doll appears in my hands. As you get a better look at the doll Ruby, you notice it looks very familiar. The blonde hair, curly horns, and cute smile. You recognize this plush doll as Lauren Amakiir, your former Tiefling bard friend.” At that moment, Danny pulls out a real life Tiefling plush doll and sets it on the table. Kiera lets out a glass breaking squeal.
“Eeeh!!! O.M.G!!! That is the cutest little thing I’ve ever seen!” She reached across the table and grabs the doll in a big hug, squeezing it tightly. “Is this like actually Lauren? She looks incredible!” Kiera held the doll out in front of her to take it all in. It was almost an exact replica of what Lauren looked like in real life. The flowing blonde hair, the golden horns, and the cute animal-like muzzle. Every detail was spot on. As a plush, her arms and legs were stubby little appendages now, and her head was enlarged for extra cuteness. She also had an adorable smile stitched onto her face to really add to the cute factor. Her outfit was black and red with a red cape and some gold armor plates here and there. The Lauren plush doll was perfect and everyone at the table clearly thought so as well as they all gazed in wonder at the adorable doll.
“Wow, incredible design work Danny. Lauren looks amazing as a doll!”
“Thanks Trink. I tried to make her an almost identical replica of her actual body.”
Suddenly, Ruby snatches the doll from Kiera’s hands and examines it closer. “Hmm, I have to admit, she is pretty. Heck, I almost wish I could be turned into a doll to add to your collection if I’d look this good.”
Immediately Danny grabs the plush from Ruby and raises her chin at her servant. “Hm! Well keep failing me and you just might. Now, get going, and don’t return without those two annoying pests.”
Ruby goes back to a serious look and takes a knee in front of Malicia. “Yes mistress.”
“Good. So we’ve handle Ruby’s arc for the night, now we head back over to Trink and Kiera. The night has ended. Trink, you had to sit in your jar and listen all night as Kiera and Vanderos went at it non stop until the very early hours of the morning. But now it was the next day, and you watch as Vanderos leaves his room, kissing Kiera one last time before giving you a little wave and heading up to the bar to work. Do you attempt anything during this time?”
“Heck yes! I don’t want to hear them having sex another night. I wait a couple of hours so Vanderos is fully busy at work upstairs, and then I attempt to knock my jar off the shelf.”
“Alright, give me an athletics check with disadvantage. You’ll need at least a 13 to knock it off.”
Trink rolls his two dice which was hard at his size, and after reading his character sheet he jumps with joy. “Yes, with my bonus I got a 15.”
“Nice work. So after running and jumping over and over into the wall of your jar, you finally scoot it just enough that it tips and falls, shattering on the ground. You do take…(Danny rolls a die) 5 points of damage from the fall, but you are now free.”
“Sweet! Before I try to escape, is there anyway I could steal some of Vanderos’s potions?”
“Yes, however, the glass shattering does startle Kiera who suddenly wakes up in Vanderos’s bedroom. Kiera, what do you do after hearing that loud sound?”
“I like totally check what made that horrible noise.”
“Alright, you swing open the bedroom door and spot the shattered glass everywhere and then you see Trink on the ground next to it.”
“Oh my god, Trinkie-poo are you ok? You know, this is exactly what Vandy was saying. You could get seriously hurt being so tiny. Here let me help you out. And I like try to pick Trinkie-poo up and place him in a new jar.”
“Ok, please give me an athletics check with disadvantage since Trink will be trying to dodge you.”
“Okie-dokie.” She rolls her two dice and pouts. “Shoot. I got a stupid Nat 1.”
“Oof. Well, as you go to grab Trink you step on a tiny shard of glass and jump back in pain. As you do, you stumble into a shelf full of potions, knocking several down in the process. All of them but one shatter on the floor. After stumbling into the shelf, you then slip on some of the potion liquid on the floor and fall forwards into an old timey pillory that snaps shut around your arms and head, locking instantly.”
“Like, this has been such a terrible morning.“
“Indeed it has, but not for Trink. Trink, what do you do now?”
“Well, I guess I grab the one potion that didn’t break and I book it out of there before Vanderos comes to see what all of this noise was about.”
“Smart move. So you tie the potion to your tiny body and begin climbing the stairs to make it out of there. Roll a stealth check to see if you make it out without being spotted.”
“Alright… Yes! A Nat 20!”
“Perfect! You swiftly climb the stairs, slip through a crack in the basement door, and very sneakily make your way out of the tavern. Where do you go now?”
“Hmm, I think I would find a small shed and try to hide in there.”
“Very well. You start making your way towards a shed on the outskirts of the village. However, back in the tavern moments after you escaped, Vanderos come storming down into his chambers, very uneasy about the noises he had heard. As he gets to the bottom of the stairs he spots the giant mess of potions and shattered glass, and then sees Kiera locked in a pillory struggling to get free. He is fuming. ‘What have you done?!?’ He says, staring daggers at the trapped bimbo.”