The Weirdest Babysitting Job EVER:

Ok so I know I look like a 8 month pregnant woman whos in her 20s but just an hour ago I was a 16 year old male who thought he was doing a simple Babysitting job. The flyer said "Need help from Babysitter to watch child for the weekend?" So I figured that I just had to watch some young couples kid or something and get some easy pay but I was wrong. Once I got there a pregnant woman greeted me and lead me to a soon to be nursery and and thank me for helping. Next thing I knew it she lifted my shit and press her belly against mine and then began to chant something and everything began to feel weird. The whole room began to spin and then bam I find myself on the couch and everything felt weird. That's when I found out that I was pregnant and a female. All that I could find was a note from the woman thanking me and telling me what to do and the best things for a pregnant woman to do. Im taking a picture to show my friends how crazy this babysitting job was.

Dam I mess up the spell!

Hello! Hello Ms.Morgan can you hear me? Its me Brian the teenager from next door! If you can hear me don't freak out! I was trying to cast a spell to transfer me into your daughters Work out clothes but the spell hit a mirror and struck your clothes instead. Please if you can hear me please cast the reverse spell before I become trap like this forever. Hurry please cause im starting to think and have the urge to only give you support and that's it. Please I don't want to be some Milf's Work out clothes forever!!!!!

Wait what was I doing again?

Huh? What was I saying again? What year is it? Huh its October 24 1955? Why does that sound both right and wrong to me? Sure im ok just a little dizzy that's all. I swear I have the strangest day dream that I was some small, weak nerdy guy in a basement working some sort of device that could let me time travel? I guess we partied a little to hard with those hot jocks last huh Julie? Hey girls let's go to Malts and get some Frozen treats so we can be there when the jocks arrive right after practice? I can't wait to see Freddy again I hope he ask me to Homecoming?

*Giggle* Im fine!

Ok so this has to be the weirdest thing that has happen to me and my old friend. You see we were a paranormal instigator's and we were going to sneak onto Discovery Island to figure out why it really closed down. My friend Mark and I went to the island late last night some time around 3am. I know that might be a bad time but that's the best time to get footage of the paranormal plus no Disney Security would be patrolling Bay lake at that time. So we got in Mark's boat and set off for the island. Once we got there to the long abandon Discovery Island everything seem weird. The buildings look normal but the images online said otherwise as the images we saw shown the buildings covered in plants but yet these buildings look like they did in those old pictures of when the place was still open. So we walk around and I began taking some pictures and recording while my friend look for a way into the building. He found a open window in the costume mascot area. He got into the room and then put on one of the costumes as I approach the window he jump up and gave me a jump scare. He thought it was funny as he said he manage to scare me in a Mickey Mouse costume but then I told him it was Minnie Mouse costume not a Mickey Mouse. He look at me and said he was sure that he grab the Mickey one but then I told him then why are you wearing a dress? He then look down and saw that he was indeed in the Minnie Mouse costume. He then went to take off the suit but for some reason the head part wouldn't budge. He began to panic as nothing was coming off and the suit began to compress him. He kept screaming but at the same time his voice was getting higher. Then nothing as he hunch over motionless. I approach him and ask "Mark you ok there dude?" But then the suit stood up right and turn around to face me then the eyes blink like a normal person would do and the mouth open with a Minnie Mouse voice coming out saying "Mark? *GIGGLE* No silly Im Minnie. Minnie Mouse!" I slowly back away as what was once my friend Mark just look at me confuse. Then she started to shake as she began to vomit some kind of Yellow liquid and fell to the ground. Then the other costumes got off of there hooks and approach me. I grab my friends camera and ran off for his boat as a Empty Disney Mascot costumes gave chase. Lucky for me that Mark had left the Keys in the boat and I got away. But as I left the island I turn around to give it one last look as I saw Minnie Mouse and the other empty suits standing on the dock giving me a good bye wave as they all slowly walk back into the islands jungle. As I drove I saw another boat of 4 people heading to the Island. I wanted to warn them but I was to scared to say anything. That was a week ago and I haven't got anything from Mark. I tried looking him up but any info on him have been erased. That's not all every time I visit Disney World the Minnie Mouse Character looks at me and then place her hands on her head like she is trying to pull it off. Im saying this as its 3am and I hear a Minnie Mouse giggling noise coming from downstairs as Im the only one awake as my girlfriend is asleep in bed. -Message ERROR-

Why you don't watch Rock-a-Doodle at 3am:

So does anyone remember a old movie from the early 90s? Like 1991? Well I found this old and forgotten movie called Rock-A-Doodle. A movie where a young boy get's turn into a cartoon cat thanks to a villain from his favorite book. He then had to journey into the world of Rock A Doodle to help the main character get his groove back and defeat the evil Owl before the Owl can harm the boys family and escape the cartoon world and invade the real world. I decided to watch the film at 3am thinking it was boring and could help me fall asleep but instead something else happen to me. Now every time it hits 3am I turn into a Mother Hen and wake up in the Rock A Doodle World. I now get to spend a day in the real world as Human Male who is 28 but when it hits 3am I become a 35 year old Mother hen to 3 kids and a married to a very wealthy Rooster. The reason im posting this is due to the fact that im now starting to spend more time in the cartoon world then the real world and now my memories are starting to change. That's not all as at random times at night I wake up in terror as I turn into my cartoon Hen counterpart. I fear one of these days Im going to fall asleep in the real world and wake up in the Cartoon world and never going back to the real world. Can anyone help me?