Listen to me I wasn't Pregnant an hour ago!:

Ok you gotta believe me! I wasn't pregnant an hour ago! Im really a 16 year old male who thought he was doing a good thing! I was walking home from school when I saved a pregnant lady from getting hit by the car and she thank me and then next thing I knew it she kiss me and everything went dark. When I came two I found my self here and something wet all over the legs. Please you gotta believe me! That lady swap bodies with me! You gotta trust me on this when I say it that im not a pregnant woman im a teenager! Wait no don't go please just listen to me!!!!!

Um its not like what it looks like:

So hey um like...Im totes not a cheerleader! Im like the head Football player you know like the quarter back or at least I like was atleast. I was like coming in here with some cheerleaders and we like found this weird looking orb thing and like one of them pick it up and then there was like a flash and bam I totes ended up like this hottie! I like totes hear there voices in my head. Its like we got fused together. Im like totes feeling weird as its like our minds are like becoming one and stuff. Like wait don't pick up that ball thingy its like totes bad and..................Um like what was I like doing again? Oh hey there your pretty cute are you like here for some fun with me? Oh like OMG what's that pretty ball thingy your holding there?

I hate time travel:

I hate time travel or atleast this so call Hand held time jump device. I wanted to see my grandmother when she was younger and I use the device and next thing I know it im in the body of my own grandmother. I found out its the late 70s and im my grandmother before she gives birth to my aunt's who are twins and 4 years before my mom is born. This means I'll have to live my life as my grandmother until I can find that Time travel thing. But the one downside is that the longer I take to find the time thing the more I feel myself becoming my own grandmother. Again I hate time travel.

Help me! I was once a FBI agent!:

¡Tienes que ayudarme! Mi nombre es agente del FBI Enrique. Estaba en un caso sobre traficantes sexuales. Encontré allí la base de operaciones y antes de que pudiera capturar a su jefe me inyectaron algo en el cuello. ¡Cuando llegué a ser esta supermodelo hispana! Ya no puedo hablar inglés. Quiero decir que mi nombre es Enrique, pero también siento que mi nombre es en realidad Sofía. ¡No sé lo que me inyectaron, pero me está convirtiendo en una especie de mujer hispana loca por el sexo! Por favor, no sé cuánto tiempo vuelvo a hundirme y Sofía vuelve a salir a jugar. Por favor ayúdenme ya no quiero ser así!!!! No...... mi cabeza todo...... se esta adormeciendo........ ¡¡No!!

Um como hola linda, ¿quieres divertirte un poco con esta chica picante? Soy como totalizadores para cualquier cosa que desee, solo asegúrese de obtener la cantidad correcta de Peso, ¿de acuerdo? Entonces, ¿estás listo para divertirte conmigo o no?

English translated:

You gotta help me! My name is FBI Agent Henry. I was on a case about Sex Traffickers. I found there base of operations and before I can capture their boss something was injected into my neck. When I came to im this Hispanic Supermodel! I can't speak English anymore. I want to say my name is Henry but im also feeling like my name is really Sofia. I don't know what they injected into me but its turning me into some kind of sex craze Hispanic woman! Please I don't how long I go under again and Sofia comes back out to play. Please help me I don't want to be like this anymore!!!! No......my head everything......getting drowsy........No!!

Um like hi there cutie you wanna have some like fun with this spicy chica? I'm like totes down for anything you want just make sure you got the right amount of Peso ok. So like are you ready to have fun with me or not?

Bad mouthing your teammates isn't the best thing to do:

Meet Craig who use to be known as ThatBadBoy66. He was a gamer who is known to have a trigger. One night he was livestreaming Fortnite with some random players when one of his teammates who was a girl mess up a few times and got Craig killed. He got so upset he started to yell at the gamer girl.

Craig(ThatBadBoy66): DAM IT FOXYROXXIE!!! YOU ARE THE WORST PLAYER I EVER PLAYED WITH!!!! MAYBE A GIRL LIKE YOU SHOULD DO BETTER IN A STRIP CLUB OR ON SOME KIND OF PORN SITE!!!!!

FoxyRoxxie: How dare you!!! If anyone is rude here it's you!!! But to be honest I think if anyone should be a Stripper or Porn actress it should be you! Here let me help with that!

Craig(ThatBadBoy66): Wait what are you talking about!?! Wait what this bright pink flash AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(With a flash Craig was turn into Crystal who is known online as The TealVixen69.)

TealVixen69: Um like what was I doing again?

FoxyRoxxie: Teal get your head in the game girl were going to be dropping soon!

TealVixen69: Whoopsies sorry FR. I was telling my fans that I just started a Onlyfans thing. But we gotta like totes hurry up cause my like shift at Lucky Unicorns start in an hour.

FoxyRoxxie: Ok my Stripperella! I'll make sure we'll atleast win this game before you go!