Its been to long:

So my Ex and I got into a fight and it ended with her smashing this magic orb I bought from this weird shop last year. After she smash it we fuse with random people and I have been some kids mother for the past 2 months. I have no clue where my ex ended up but I gotta find a way to return to normal cause im starting to feel more motherly and less like my self. I think I been in this body to long and sooner or later im gonna go full blown Motherly and forget who I was before!!!!

I wish you didn't use that blaster!:

So my girlfriend and I were planning on going to Comic Con in some neat costumes. Thanks to my body that I was pretty skinny so I could easily dress as a girl. So my GF went as the Princess from Atlantis Lost Empire and I went as Jessica Rabbit. Things were fine until my GF bought this ray gun that would make our costumes more realistic. As she was looking over the gun she accidently fired it and the beam struct me and in a flash I felt different. I then felt the weight on my chest and something missing in-between my legs. I had become a real life version of Jessica Rabbit and when I came running out of the bathroom in a panic it freak out my GF and she threw the blaster out the window by accident due to me scaring her. Now I wish she never bought that blaster cause these things are making my back so sore!

Someone help me!:

Help me please! Its been over a week since I been scratch by a Karen and now when ever I get upset I transform into a Karen. Im what's known as a Were-Karen. This sucks as even the smallest of things make me mad and I transform. But that's not the worst of it the more I change the more the transformation becomes permeate. I don't want to become a Karen! Theres got to be a way to fix this please! Oh god its happening again!!! L....let.......me......SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  This was a Bad Idea:

All I wanted to do was get back to my kids but my Ex Wife forbid me from visiting them so I had the brilliant Idea of Body sharing and I was targeting my wife but when I sent the signal it hit my infant daughters instead of my wife and I was sent into my daughters body. I mean sure I get to see my other two kids but something has started to feel weird. It was like I been forgetting things and for some reason now those baby shows seem a little more interesting now. No I got to get out of this house or atleast to my secret lab in basement before I change any further. Now I just need to get out of this crib....wait whats this weird feeling in my stomach?

Oh god I been Bit!:

Oh god I been bit! That stupid Blond from the bar bit me on my neck! I seen the reports about a virus going around about people getting turn into Bimbos after getting bit. Its like totes insane! Oh God its like starting!!! Theres like pink lines coming out of the area of where I was like bit! This is totes insane!!!! AHHH im growing Boobies and for some reason they feel totes good! OH GOD HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE OMG I totes feel great and like stuff! Oh look at that cutie over there he totes look so hot!!!! *GIGGLE*