The Deal I regretted:

So about a few months ago I made a deal with some sort of magical girl who called herself Magic Trish. I was once a man name Dustin. I wasn't good with the ladies and so I found this thing that told me about doing some sort of summoning thing. So I did the deed and made the deal with this girl. But I wish I pay attention to her side of the deal. I finally got good with the ladies but then something else began to happen as every time I had "Fun" times with the girls they always seem to be super drained but the next day I would start to look more and more femminen. With in 4 months I look more like a girl then a guy. But with in a year I started to look like I was getting pregnant. It was till I summon her again to find out that every girl I had sex with will make me a female and I am creating my perfect girl with in me that'll be my daughter. I regret this deal as im now some 7 month pregnant single mother. Worse part is that my family and friends don't believe me and I been casted out from them please someone just help me!

All I wanted to do was change my Karen Mother!:

I was so sick of my Karen of a Mother. She made me friendless and everyone at my school hates me and she even drove off my best friend. So I decided to use this summoning thing I read online and summon one of the Magical twins. As one appear the rage for my mother took control and I said the magical being that I want my Karen of a mother is gone by what ever means. The strange looking man nodded his head and sealed the deal with me. I should of seen this whole Bill Cipher wanna be thing cause I would later find out that this man had set up some kind of bond between me and my mother as each week she got younger and less of a Karen as I on the other hand have been taking her lost ages and been adding them to myself along with her Kareniness. With in a few weeks I got rid of my Karen of a mother as we swap places. I didn't know what the one called Magic Trick said Im going to be walking in my mothers shoes. Now my Father turn husband thinks like nothing happen and my mother turn daughter has no memory either. Now I have to fight back these Karen urges until I can find that magic boy again and get my life back. Im to young mentally to be old!!!

The magic Basket I wish didn't existed:

So it was getting close to me and my wife anniversary and I wanted to get her something nice. Something that made her feel young. So I wish apon a magic coin that read "Magic Trish" 1 free wish. Then with a flash a basket with a note appear in front of me. The note read "Enjoy this basket as every time your love picks it up she'll become a younger version of her self." I thought it was fake till I went to the beach with my wife and my wife's step brother. When we unpack they both held onto the basket and in a instant they both became younger versions of my wife. After they change they both began to fight over me. Then a life guard notice and pick up the basket and he became another version of my wife. With in seconds everyone around me has become a younger version of my wife and now I can't find my real wife. My only regret is making that silly wish.