So let me explain why I look like this. Ok so two weeks ago I and my best friend June was at the local kids park goofing off. Well we weren’t being kid friendly and I guess a mother didn’t like that and yelled at us. This is how I ended up like this.
(Characters: Jack/Jackie (Myself), June/Julie (My friend), Park mother (the mother who did this to us)
Jack: I then had the girl bend down and blow!
June: Ha-ha that’s awesome dude! So you got some last night after all and didn’t end up with blue balls?
Jack: Hell yeah man the babe was a total slut it was great!
Park Mother: Excuse me can you not speak like that in this family friendly park. There children here.
June: whatever lady it’s not our fault you wanted to get some cream just to keep your man. Haven’t you ever heard of freedom of speech is?
Jack: HAHAHA! You’re a fucking riot dude!
Park Mother: How dare you 2! Let’s see if I can’t make you 2 a little more family friendly!
With this the mother pulled out what look like a perfume bottle and sprayed it in Jack and June’s faces. She then went back to her baby on the bench as she waited for the show to start.
Jack: Geez what was that for!
June: I know right! Wait when did you get taller?
Jack: Dude im not getting taller you’re getting smaller!
June: WHAT THE FUCK!!!! My clothes are changing! Why is it turning pink!!!!!!
Jack: Um dude there’s something growing on my chest and my clothes are changing to! Holy crap you look like a little kid now!
June: Holly shit I’m wearing an onesie! Wait….no…IM WEARING A FREAKIN DIAPER!!!!!
Jack: Oh god look at me! I look like a freaking mother! I got the mom jeans and everything! I think my breast leak milk a little.
June: I feel so Wsmall wnow! Wcrap Wi wthink Wi whave dat wababy wlisp!!!
Jackie: Dud you look like a 3 year old now!
Julie: (baby gibberish)
Jackie: Oh crud “sweetie” you’re a “beautiful” baby girl now! Why am I speaking like this!?!
Julie: Crying
Jackie: Oh no “Sweetie” don’t worry “Mommy” is here! Crud what is happening with me? What are these new feelings im getting!?!
Jackie (once Jack) picks up her new daughter Julie (June) who is now a 3 month old infant and walks over to the same bench as the park mother who did this to them and begins to breast feed Julie without thinking of doing it.
Jackie: You did this! You turn me and my “Daughter” into this! Change us back!
Park mother: Oh so you’re not happy with this hmm? Well then let me make it better….
Jackie: What do you mean better? Tell me what did you do…. Why don’t I feel Julie sucking anymore?
Park mother: You might want to look down sweetie…
Julie: OH GOD!!!!! S….SHE’S INSIDE ME NOW!!!!! YOU TURN ME INTO A PREGNANT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!
Park Mother: Yep! Well I gotta get the little ones home for dinner so enjoy being a single mother. Don’t worry you got 2 more months before your reward is out so enjoy being pregnant and dealing with all the cravings and pains.
With that the Park Mother left the now Pregnant Jackie alone on the park as Jackie has to figure out what to do next.
You see that’s how I’m in this issue and the worst part is that everyone remembers me like this and Julie/June’s Parents don’t even remember having a son and only recalls having 3 girls (Junes older sisters). Whatever affected them is starting to affect me now as I’m starting to forget my true self and thinking myself as this. I gotta find that mother and apologies to her. I’m to young to become a mother!!