I basically hate everything about this image...

I will need to do some research and try again.

Somehow with the model I managed to capture the vibe of

PHOTOGRAPHER "Do a sexy pose"
MODEL "But I don't want to... the water is cold and it feels weird..."
PHOTOGRAPHER "I said, DO A SEXY POSE!
Waits... ...
MODEL "How is this?" feeling awkward
PHOTOGRAPHER "That will do... I guess..." grumpily snaps picture