Astrid had been nagging Ragnar since they began their adventure 10 days ago.<br /><br />"Shut up woman, or I shall leave you here" He stated in his deep booming voice.<br />"You might hate my mouth, but you love the sex too much to abandon me" she said turning away from him.<br /><br />All of a sudden she felt a sharp pain in her midriff and she shrieked as she began to fall. Astrid knew straight away that Ragnar had used his magic sword to slice her in two.<br /><br />"Hey, come back here! Don't you dare leave me!" Astrid shouted at the top of her lungs from her new position in the dirt, she didn't know which betrayal hurt more, Ragnar cutting her in half or her legs merrily skipping away with him.<br /><br />(I decided to do something a little different)