This one is a bit of a project, and deserves a bit of explanation.<br /><br />Basically, it's like a choose your own adventure, except it's more "suggest your own adventure" and I reserve the right to pull the story in any direction I want - which is to say that I know what big events might happen already and already know how it ends. But you all, as well as folks on purseboy, can suggest which options the characters take, as well as suggest new ones or situations. If you have an idea for some strange occurrence to happen please, suggest. <br /><br />I concede that this would probably be a better idea if I had more people on deviantart that actually paid attention to what I write (maybe I should try adding to some groups), but still...<br /><br />There are a few rules, which essentially boil down to:<br /><br />1) Nothing can happen, permanently, to Salem. He's our protagonist, it's his job to watch everything go crazy around him.<br />2) Sam can't permanently be turned back to himself... yet.<br />3) Nothing overtly sexual, though I've no problem with awkwardly romantic.<br />4) As this is also going on Purseboy, to justify its existence there will be at least one inanimate transformation in each chapter. <br /><br />I'll try to keep this up, but I make no promises. Real life and all that, and I might decide one day that I can't finish it. But that's in the future. <br /><br />The slight tongue in cheek really did come out of nowhere while I was writing this, and when I was halfway through I realized that it was getting to be too much and rewrote it to dial it down. Still, it came so natural.<br /><br />Enjoy!