Deco's, mischievous as he is, is a pretty nice guy, a glaring minority in his line of work. Also, in case a bit near the end confuses anyone, Deco is his last name.

Anyway, as before, lots of transformations in this one. If that's not your thing, move it right along. This one also includes a large amount of puns. If that isn't your thing, I totally understand.

Now we hit the second half and the real strong story-ish, pseudo-plotlike meat of it. Like a lot of the things I'm going to write, this is pretty lighthearted and just an amusing tale, halfway between "transformation w/ story around it" and "story w/ transformations in it," which suits me just fine.

But man did this take forever to write. Most of this was done in January. And then the writers block set in...