Warning: this story has lots of transformations in it. If that isn't your thing, perhaps you might be able to find something that is.<br /><br />Anecdotes Of A Magical Department Store (named changed due to length constraints) Part 1 of 2 - Due to being two KB over the limit, I'm forced to split this in half even though I really don't want to - when reading this pretend you're reading it all at once. I didn't think it was that long... the longest tf story I've ever written, though. Hey, I had fun doing it.<br /><br />This story was influenced in a big way by two other stories, both of which get semi-blatant references - to those writers who influenced me, hope you catch them, and thanks.<br /><br />More commentary on Part Deux.