Background time again:&nbsp; Back in the days of the old Transformation Story Archive mailing list, Mark van Scriver and Bob Stein created the first stories involving what was called "The Martian Flu" or SCABS.&nbsp; Essentially, the core was that a US probe got to Mars, discovered life in the form of microbes, then brought a sample back.&nbsp; Unfortunately, our containment systems failed, and the results were... interesting.&nbsp; People turned into animals, opposite sex, objects... some could transform themselves.<br /><br />This was set in that universe, a simple little tale of a musician affected by the disease and how he tried to cope.&nbsp; A little light fluff piece that I wrote.