Ok folks, here's one that's out of left field with me.&nbsp; To be honest, I don't recall if I uploaded this story to the TSA mailing list, or even allowed it to be posted anywhere.&nbsp; It is, at least for me, a little unusual given the subject matter.&nbsp; However, it is one of my writings, so... here it is for folks to look at, make catcalls, point at it and laugh hysterically, whatever you might want to do.&nbsp; *gryn*<br /><br />Standard disclaimers apply - if you don't like the subject matter or the action in the story, then what the #!@&amp;!$#! are you reading it for?