TF Central strolled onto the runway, with confidence. Despite still being a man, he was wearing a black dress, with a high collar up to his chin like a Chinese dress and no sleeves. The midsection was made of a sheer material in the front and the skirt section went down to his knees in the front and ankles in the back, giving the appearance of a cape. A plain wooden circlet adorned his head.

“Forgive my starting this presentation as a man. It’s necessary to showcase the features of my product. My item is the Mommy Mumu: a dress that combines magic and technology to create the ultimate pregnancy experience! Now to explain, the Mommy Mumu is a dress meant to facilitate and simulate pregnancies in both males and females. It has multiple settings to aid in real pregnancies and to give the pregnancy experience to those who want to feel it without the burden of parenthood.  One need simply slip the device on, along with the circlet to activate the dress.

The Mommy Mumu comes in four settings: Setting one doesn’t change sex at all: men are men and women are women. Setting two alters the body to accommodate the false pregnancy, more on that in the minute, while keeping the original sex.”
As TF Central explained this, he touched something on the watch and his breasts and belly expanded significantly, giving him a nine month pregnant belly and breasts, though nothing else changed. After taking a moment to waddle into a more stable footing and clearing his throat, he continued.
“Number three changes the entire body from the neck down, making the body female while keeping the head as its original sex.” He grinned before touching the watch again. His body shifted to be fully female. His head remained  male however and when he spoke, the voice was male.
Finally, setting four makes everything female. But that’s all just window dressing, not what you’rehere for. Let’s get into the pregnancy stuff!” After using the watch, the now fully female Central brushed the hair out of her eyes and continued.

“As you can already tell, the watch controls these settings. It also has a countdown to when your pregnancy ends, whether that’s a real pregnancy or an artificial one like you see here. You can also control the dress’s other features using the watch, so if you’re in a relationship, you could give your partner the watch so they can mess with you.

On the other side of the circlet is a number of sensors that scan your body and sends your watch suggestions for activities or meals to increase the health and happiness of you and your child. We know that pregnancies, even artificial ones, can wear a person out, so the dress comes with a few features I think you’ll love.
For the mommy on the go, the Mommy Mumu has a massage feature for your neck and back that feels like real hands. For the mommy preparing to feed her little one, there is a milking feature that collects the milk and, by small portals, transports the liquid to the nearest empty baby bottle”

Here TF Central held up two baby bottles which filled up as her breasts deflated slightly. “The artificial mommy wanting some excitement can use the watch to create a simulation of kicking. For the impatient mommy or the one who wants to be closer to her child, the mesh midsection, which completely covers your belly no matter the size, offers a 3D look at the bundle of joy growing inside of you. For artificial pregnancies, a three dimensional illusion is created instead.”
Touching her watch, her belly became transparent like a fish bowl and the judges could see a little baby girl floating contently upside down. Satisfied, Central made her belly opaque again.

“All of these options and features can be yours too if you only try the Mommy Mumu! Available immediately for zero easy payments of $19.95. That’s right, it’s free and you all can have one right now! Order today.”
TF Central walked, or rather waddled, the catwalk a few more times to show off the various angles of her dress and accessories. Then she did a curtsey, with some difficulty and exited the stage, cuing the next person to go.