Come one come all, ladies and gentlemen, to see a transformation that will dazzle the senses and engage the imagination! I am your carnival barker and representative of the Bimbo Besties: Transformation Central! Now, no shoving folks, there’s plenty of room for all. Now, please turn your attention to the stage as we begin the exhibition.


We begin with an ordinary kitchen setting. A man and woman, portrayed here by time of the Tempest siblings who have decided to visit us for a while, enjoyed what appeared to be an ordinary plate of waffles. Ah, but things are never quite what they seem around here, especially food. That’s part of what makes things fun around here, everything, from meals to chairs has the potential for fun and adventure. We can even watch these poor unsuspecting fools as they eat their waffles, blissfully unaware of what comes next.


And what does come next? The anticipation is killing me! See how the two become one? Yes, the man has become a woman and the two women have conjoined, sharing one body but with two heads. Around here, we don’t have to follow the rule of conservation of mass, but why let that mass go to waste? Instead, let that extra body’s worth of mass fill out her figure, expanding her breasts a bit and her ass a ton. Anyone can do a simple gender change, but we here at Cabin A like to go beyond and really spice up what might have otherwise been an ordinary dish. And what better spice than something kind of weird and kind of sexy?


Oh, but we aren’t done yet, folks! See how their skin has changed, becoming a shifting mix of ombre shades? And see how their outfit has changed to something more exotic? These two have become a genie, because the only thing better than a transformation is more transformation, and with these two becoming a magical being in their own right, the fun never ends. But how will these wishes be granted? The former male wants to grant wishes literally, and the natural girl wants to screw people over by granting wishes like a monkey’s paw. Well that’s where their skin and the moon come in.


If it’s a new moon, the man is in charge and wishes are granted literally. If it’s a full moon, the woman is in charge, and wished are granted maliciously. Their skin tone shows who controls the sensual, voluptuous body. Any other lunar phase, and these two fight each other for control and dominance.  After all, why have a two headed genie if they’re always going to get along? They just can’t agree on anything, but both feel compelled to grant their master’s wishes. Until then, they can just keep fighting each other in the ketchup bottle until their next unsuspecting master opens it and releases the genie. Like I said, every bit of food around here is a potential adventure.