“Crap! Crap! Crap!” Dottie thought as she read and reread the notebook she found. “They know I’m here! I have to leave! I have to find that guy!” Slipping out of the house with the speed of a spooked cockroach, Dottie scanned the local area for anyone running away, but didn’t find anyone, so she sent a text to all her sorority sisters, explaining the situation, knowing that there were still a few girls around campus. Unsure of what to do next, the littlest Omicron went back to the sorority house.
“Well, that could have gone better.” The Leader said, looking at the text on her still-charging phone.
“Hey, it wasn’t a total loss. I got a free laptop.” Hiti said with a smirk, hugging her prize like it was a baby.
“First of all, you’re a bitch.” The Leader said, “Second, who’s still out there?”
“Fan, Fran and Stacey.” Nicole said.
“I scored this notebook though.” Dottie smiled, “It has notes on all of us!”
“Ooo, let me see!” Hiti said said, and she scanned the notebook. “What!? I’m a ‘Choleric personality’!? Not true! I’ve been eating low calorie since middle school!”

Meanwhile, Leader Emric, a clean cut Chinese man in a pastel pink polo and white slacks, was running down the sidewalk with the skill of a varsity track star (which he was). The plan was perfect! All he had to do was wait out the clock and his fraternity would win! No one knew where he was and many of these guys were unable to pursue him anyway. Nothing could stop him now!

And that’s when he was clotheslined by a girl in a giant diaper.

It was Stacey, who was still waddling her way up the hill to the sorority house. Reaching into the dazed prep’s pocket, she pulled out the last and real golden egg and placed it carefully in her own shirt pocket.
“I think you broke my head.” Emric complained, still sitting on the ground.
“You just got the wind knocked out of you. Your head didn’t even hit the ground.” Stacey said, “Now come on, I’ve got some questions for you. Come on, up and at ‘em!”
Not wanting to waste any more time, Stacey half lifted half dragged Emric to his feet and led him back to the home of Omicron Omega Omicron, but not before giving a mass text giving the all clear; they had won! And as an added bonus, she had captured the leader of Alpha Beta Omega! There wasn’t any of her previous nervousness or panic in her as she threw the doors open, tossed Nicole and Cassidy their key, threw Emric on their couch and posed triumphantly.
“Girls, turn your attention to me, as I-”
-And a long, disgusting noise accompanied by her already massive diaper growing even more massive absolutely killed whatever self-aggrandizement she was going for. Everyone just stared at her in shock.

“Stacey” The Leader said calmly, “Please go take care of that. And as for the rest of you, congratulations! This was a team effort. Some of us grew from the experience, some of us…stayed sadly the same. I hope this didn’t turn our two newest members away from the sorority?”
“Um, well… it wasn’t fun, but it won’t be like this all the time.” Nicole said.
“Maybe we can play next time?” Cassidy added, affixing her and Nicole’s shackles to their new guest, who didn’t resist.

What a site Emric beheld! Once he got over the shock of how smelly, dirty and stained everything was, he noticed that he was surrounded by girls all in various embarrassing situations: One looked like she had giant rubber lips, two of them were glued together by their bare bottoms, one was dressed as a boy, complete with shaved head, and one of them, the girl that attacked him, waddled back into the room, growling that she forgot the stupid thing was locked on. She threw herself down on an armchair, only for the audible squish to turn her face from frustration to instant regret. The rest of the girls were, for the most part, pretty normal looking.

“Well, you have me. What do you want to know?” he asked
“How do we get this stuff off of us?” Stacey asked immediately.
“Present the key to the doorman. He’ll get you the keys and solvents.”
“Why did you guys do this in the first place?” Fran asked
“Kicks mostly. Things were growing stagnant, you had some new members, and we took an opportunity. Simple as that.”
“What’s your frat about?” Cassidy asked “We keep hearing how you guys are so much smarter than us, but what do you guys even do?”

At this, Emric paused, as though considering his wording.
“I guess the easiest way to put it is we try to preserve and cultivate the best that mankind had to offer. In other words, we strive to be the best we can be. Always sharp and athletic, skilled and neat. We seek to be the best and brightest and you guys, from what I understand, are the perfect sparring partners to keep us on our toes.”
“That explains the house” Dottie muttered.
“Okay, well I think that’s enough questions for now. Felicity, you and Stacey take him back to the dog house and get the stuff to free everyone. I’ll open a window or two because holy cow, Stacey. The rest of you hang out or do whatever in the meantime.”
“Aren’t you guys forgetting something?” Emric asked, holding up his shackles poignantly. The Leader considered him for a moment.
“No, we didn’t. We’ll swing by your place later once we think of what our little game will be.”

In short order, every girl in Omicron Omega Omicron was freed, separated and or cleaned. They gained two new members and a new series of competitions had begun between them and Alpha Beta Omega. All in all, not a bad way to spend a weekend.

The End
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