(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
(I will also note I had no idea who these characters were (except for Chun-li and Juri) until writing this so I'm sorry if I mischaracterize them.)
(Deep Downtown)
The sun had set and the night began. Chun-li walked through a dark alleyway, her fists recently bruised from her battle with Juri. “Where did that crook go?” She thought to herself as she looked around at the dimly lit walls. “Always like her to run when she's losing.” She crossed her arms and contemplated to herself. “How am I gonna fin-”
“Hey!” Someone behind her screamed. Turning around, she saw a woman running towards her. “You can't be here. You have to go back.”
Chun-li tilted her head. “ Who are you?”
“Sophie.” The woman yelled halfway out of breath. “And I have to say, how the hell did your fight take you to the other side of the city?”
“So you were watching the full thing?” Chun-li just smiled. “Does that mean you know where Juri went?”
“My friend's dealing with it right now…” Sophie responded, straightening herself out.
Chun-li then patted her on the head. “Good…” Chun-li told the exhausted witness. “... Point me in her direction, and I'll take care of it.”
“No.” Sophie said with an exhausted look on her face.
“No?” Chun-li responded with shock. “Why?”
“You shouldn't go after her…” Sophie responded with a determined look. “... You need to go back to your home.”
Chun-li looked at Sophie with a bit of aggravation. “ I'm not going back to China until I get her.”
“No, I mean in the game!” Sophie yelled in frustration. “You don't belong here.”
“Game?” Chun-li thought to herself. “This isn't a game.”
The realization then hit Sophie. “She doesn't realize she's a video game character.”
Chun-li put her hand over Sophie's head. “Please tell me where Juri is. It's very important that I catch her.”
Sophie sighed. “Look Li, I can't do that. I need to get you home right no-”
POW!
Chun-li's palm turned into a fist and smacked down upon Sophie. The girl going out like a light and falling down onto the pavement.
Chun-li looked at the unconscious woman on the ground and shook her head. “So you're not gonna play nice then.” She said as she bent down and grabbed onto Sophie's coat collar. “I guess I gotta take more drastic measures.”
Chun-li then began moving the dazed woman's body around, putting her into a touching toes pose on the ground. Chun-li said nothing as she got herself into position in front of Sophie's still confused body. Chun-li then pulled her leg back.
For a brief moment, Sophie senses returned. “What happe-”
POW!
Sophie's body briefly went flying until…
WHAM!
Sophie's body slammed into a wall, flattening on impact. Turning her body into a cute little frisbee on the wall. The circle itself didn't have much detail, just brown hair, and the soles of the former woman's feet.
Chun-li slowly walked towards the frisbee, a determined look on her face. She grabbed the edge of the disc and…
RIP!
She peeled the disc off the wall and turned it round. She saw a circular, jean covered booty.
Chun-li couldn't help but chuckle “Sorry about this…” She said, as she grabbed both sides of the disk. “... But I need that information.” She then began to pull…
POP!
The frisbee popped into the third dimension, but not as the woman it once was. It was now two circles connected by a compact, almost spring-like center. Exactly like an accordion. The spring area of the accordion had a goofy face with a painful grimace on it, along with flat, wide boobs plastered on.
“You're gonna tell me where Juri is or this is gonna get more uncomfortable.” Chun-li demanded.
At this point, the accordion was knocked silly and couldn't respond.
“Okay…” Chun-li said as she stretched out the accordion. “... I have no choice but to bring in the music tactic.”
She then began playing truly awful, awful accordion music with the object she was interrogating.. “If you want this to stop then just give me the information I need.”
This was gonna be a long night.
—
(Somewhere else)
Jenny slowly opened the door to an old warehouse. The place itself was dark and dreary. It just screamed, “Do not enter here you idiot.”
“Of course I get the hard one…” Jenny grumbled as she slowly walked into the factory. She looked down upon her camera. “...Makes sense, unlike Chun-li, Juri is not gonna come quietly. Just gotta get one good shot of her and everything will b-”
Before she could react, someone slammed down upon her like she was a goomba. The force of which instantly flattened her body and sent her camera flying to the side.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” The evil laugh of Juri bellowed over her squished opponent. “ You thought you could get the drop on m-” The evil witch of a woman stopped herself as she got a good look at what was under her feet.
Laying there was a cute little square mat. It had big, cartoonish eyes along with rainbow clothing covered breasts with some brown hair covering the top. It looked hilarious, and stupid, but unfortunately it wasn't her prey.
“DAMNIT!” Juri yelled as she stomped her foot onto the mat causing it to squirm. “I flattened a hobo instead of that stupid police officer.” She looked down a bit upon the mat. She then smirked. “ At least it was funny.”
The mat itself looked at her in anger.
Juri giggled before turning away from the map. “Still, I gotta deal with that…” Something then caught her eye, it was Jenny's camera. “What's this?” She bent down and picked it up. “What is a hobo doing with a camera like this?” A smile then came to her face. “Finders keepers.” She then began walking towards the door. She rubbed her feet upon the Mat causing it to pathetically squirm. “Thanks for the gift.” She teased before opening the door and walking out, leaving the mat in the darkness.
The mat laid there in a panic. “She has my camera.” The mat thought to itself as it pathetically squirmed. “If she figures out what that does. This whole city's in trouble.”
—
(two hours later)
POP!
“Aaaaaaaa…” Sophie mumbled, back on her feet, but completely out of it.
Chun-li just tapped her foot. “Now, are you willing to talk?”
It took a little bit for Sophie to focus her vision again. “Please Chun-li…” Sophie groaned as she straightened herself out. “...we don't have time for this bullshit! We need to get you back to the house no-”
Without warning, Chun-li, with surprising speed, jumped up into the air, nearly going five stories high. “I gave you another chance to speak up...” She spun in the air for a bit before pointing her ass directly at Sophie. “Now you will face my ultimate technique.”
Sophie's eyes immediately popped out of her head. “WAIT! WAIT! WAI-”
SLAM!
The ass of the world's strongest woman slammed down upon the poor woman, causing her to disappear beneath its weight.
Chun-li sat there smugly. “I did warn you.” She said as she slowly lifted herself off the pavement. Turning around she got a good look at the funny shape she made.
The woman she sat on was turned into a nice little heart shape. Most of its surface area was covered by her booty, which made the upper circular part of the heart shape. The lower pointy end was the upper part of the former woman's face with her confused eyes and brown hair. On the very tip was her poofy lips sticking out like a nozzle.
Chun-li casually bent down and…
RIP!
Peeled it off the pavement. She silently looked at it for a little bit, the gears in her head turning. She turned her gaze towards the lips and a smile came to her face.
“Now you're gonna tell me where Juri is or else?” Chun-li demanded.
The flat heart only grumbled in response.
“Okay then…” She then took a deep breath and…
FFWWWWWWWWWPPPP!
In an instant the flat piece of paper inflated, but it didn't lose its shape, only expanding. Much of its features became more exaggerated. Especially the eyes, which looked more googly. It also now tinted slightly red, mostly from the embarrassment..
Chun-li then tied up the nozzle with a string. “There you go.” The fighter said as she looked at her new balloon. “Just remember, this humiliation will stop when you tell me what I need to know.”
The balloon just continued blushing, too overwhelmed to even process what its owner was saying.
Chun-li just sighed. “This is going to be a long night.” She said as she walked off with her new balloon.
—
(Somewhere else)
Juri was finicking with the camera as she walked through the poorly lit street. “This thing is outdated as fuck.” She thought to herself, bored out of her mind.
Just then, she heard footsteps. Turning her head towards the other side of the street Juri saw a woman with short brown hair, a sleeveless blue shirt, black pants with a gun holster strapped to it, and black boots.
Juri watched as the woman looked just as lost as her. Slowly, a smile came to her face. “Perfect, I need to let off some steam.” She mumbled as she looked down at her camera. “and with this, I can at least save the stupid look on her face before I pummel her.”
She raised the camera up and…
FLASH!
For a brief moment, the entire street lit up, somewhat blinding Juri. “Jesus Christ!" She yelled out as she stumbled a bit. The light dissipated as Juri rubbed her eyes. “That was bright as hell.” Juri's vision returned and what she saw shocked her.
Laying where the woman once was, was now a funny overinflated volleyball. The entire thing was painted like a head, with short, brown hair, a goofy, toothy grin, and derpy eyes pointing in the opposite directions.
“The fuck?” Juri mumbled as she walked closer to the object. She began poking it a bit. “Where did this ball come from? Where did that bitch go?”
“STOP!” Someone yelled out behind the insane bitch.
Turning around, Juri saw Jenny pointing at her. “Oh, it's the mat.” Juri snarked as she sat upon the new rubber ball. “Did you come to get squished again?”
“Give me back my camera.” Jenny demanded.
Juri rolled her eyes. “Oh no…” Juri groaned. “...the college photographer is gonna kick my ass. Whatever will I do?”
“I'm not gonna let you use my camera for evil.” Jenny foolishly yelled back. “ You won't be transforming anyone else.”
Juri raised an eyebrow. “ What are you blathering on abo-” A realization then hit her. She briefly looked down upon the ball her ass was laying on. “So I did get her.” Juri said with a smile before turning back towards the camera. “Quick question kid, how do you determine what they turn into with this?”
“Well, you just gotta think about the obje-” Jenny stopped herself, realizing the mistake she made. “ I really gotta shut up, sometimes, don't I?”
Juri raised the camera up. “Let me help you with that.”
“Oh no…”
FLASH!
—
(a few hours later)
It was 4 am and Juri was humming to herself. She had the camera hanging on her left shoulder and a nice little purse on her right.
The purse's strap was light blue. Most of the body part was gaudy rainbow color. The stud flap itself was white flesh toned, and orange coloring with two square eyes looking on blankly. The closure itself was style like puckered lips.
Juri walked to a nearby bench and sat down. She put the purse on the bench. She casually opened it, a few other weirdly colored knickknacks were inside. Most notably a deinflated, folded up ball. She reached in and pulled out lipstick with odd coloring. “This town is fantastic.” The criminal said before applying her lipstick. “Once I deal with Chun-li, this town is going to be my oyst-.”
CRASH!
Juri, with lightning speed, barely dodged a foot slamming into the bench and cutting it in half. The purse flew out to the side.
Juri landed feet first on the sidewalk, an evil grin on her face. “So, you finally showed up.”
Standing near the wreckage of the bench was Chun-li holding a heart shaped balloon. “This would have been over quicker if you didn't run away in our first fight.” The world's strongest woman said before turning her gaze towards the purse.
“You're the one who ran away.” Juri grumbled as she stomped her foot onto the pavement.
Chun-li briefly bent down and tied the balloon string onto the purse. “Whatever lie makes your cowardly ass sleep at night I guess.”
Juri turned to her left shoulder where the camera was hanging off of. “Oh Chun-li...” Juri said with an evil grin as she lifted up the camera. “... I'll have the best possible thing to sleep on when we're do-”
Chun-li, not being an idiot, immediately kicked the camera out of Juri's hands and into the air. “Nice try.” Chun-li smirked.
Juri's face went red with rage. “ Screw you!” She screamed, before throwing out a kick, which chun-li barely dodged. “I was gonna give you a funny surprise.”
The two of them began to fight, throwing their best attacks against each other.
As that was happening, the camera was finally being pulled down by gravity and started falling down to the pavement, and right towards the balloon and purse.
Juri and Chun-li charged at each other, attempting to finish each other off.
FLASH!
The camera slammed down upon the pavement and activated, causing a bright light to fill the area. This blinded the two fighters who briefly covered their eyes.
“FUCK!” Juri screamed as she rubbed her eyes.
“That camera is bright as hell!” Chun-li yelled out as she tried to focus her vision.
Just then both women heard the sound of running feet.
“You think your blinding tricks will work on me!” Juri snarled.
Chun-li felt a twitch of confusion. “I thought those footsteps were you-”
“ONE! YEAR PUNCH!”
POW! POW!
—
(Later)
The sun was finally rising as Sophie and Jenny walked back to the former's house.
Sophie was carrying two things. In her left hand was a blue cake that looked like an ass with yellow markings. In her right hand was a funny looking purple and white pizza that was 40% percent goofy eyes and the rest being booty and feet.
In Jenny's hands was her broken camera. “Of course it had to break.” Jenny mumbled.
“Well, it did fall on concrete.” Sophie replied.
“We can't transform anyone back witho-.” Jenny stopped as her face puffed up. She put her hand in front of her mouth before spitting something out. Lowering her hand, they both got a good look at what she coughed up, which was a watch with odd coloring..
Sophie smiled slightly. “Good. That's the last of them out of your system.”
Jenny just looked queasy. “I never want to go through that again.”
Sophie then turned to the food in her hands. “They're going to be stuck as objects for a year. Even when we fix the camera.”
“I don't care…” Jenny blatantly said as she continued to look at her broken camera. “... The shit they put us for through, they deserve th-”
“We have not finished!” Someone yelled from the doorway. Turning their heads up, the cute couple saw a woman in a purple bra and panties. It was the psychotic Sarah pointing at them as she growled with sharp teeth. “I will have my revenge.”
The other two women just stared at her.
“So why are you in your underwear?” Sophie asked.
“YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY!” Sarah yelled in burning rage.
There was another awkward pause. “Because you're kinky?” Jenny snarked.
Sarah looked like she was about to explode. “You turn me into a lawnmower, and then you step on me like a mat! YOU! WILL! SUFF-”
SQUISH!
Without warning, a hulking monstrosity fell down upon Sarah, squishing her flat.
Sophie and Jenny step back from the shock.
Standing there now was a somewhat grumpy Sha. She slowly turned to gaze at her daughter. “Glad to see your home.”
There was a bit of awkwardness in the air. Jenny turned towards her girlfriend. “Well, I guess we're in luc-” She then noticed that her girlfriend was sweating. “Um…Sophie…”
“Sophie…” Sha said as she slowly walked towards her daughter and Jenny. “... What did I tell you about starting stuff like that with other people? Especially using a one year punch on someone”
“It's been fun Sophie…” Jenny mumbled in terror. “... But I really should be getting ho-”
Sophie started panicking. “ Look, I can explain… she started it.”
Sha grabbed both of them by the hair. “ Well then I'm gonna finish it.”
WHAM!
WHAM!
—
(A week later)
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
The weird doorbell rang out. It was an odd sound for a doorbell to make. It also looked quite weird. It was the size of a frisbee, it looked like a booty and was blue with some yellow highlighting.
The one who pressed it was Sha. She didn't need to press it, considering she had the keys to the house, but she liked the sound it made. It was adorable.
She opened the door, happily humming to herself. As she walked down the hall, she stepped on a large rectangle mat that looked like 2 bare feet smoosh together into a rectangle..
She slowly walked upstairs, passing by a cute volleyball in the hallway. Sha should feel bad about keeping all the objects, but there wasn't really much she could do. The two fighters were one year punched and she couldn't fix the rest without the camera. She could get Jenny to help, but she didn't want her to run away. Speaking of which…
She came by her daughter's room and opened the door. It was pretty dark, with only one light source inside.
There were two computer screens sitting on a table. The 2 screens were pretty small, about 6 by 6 inches each. One showed a pair of purple eyes, and squished in breasts wearing a purple bra. The other screen was just an image of a purple, panty clad butt.
However, that was not what she came in to see. Sitting on the table were two little glass cups. Inside each was a pair of squished, cartoonish eyes, but that was not the thing that would catch your eye. Instead that would be the massive booties on top of the glasses. Their ass cheeks were the size of beach balls. They were so big their jeans couldn't even handle them and were long gone, only leaving their panties behind.
When Sha entered the room, they wiggled around a bit. Sha found this cute. “Nice to see you two are very lively.” Sha jokes before turning back towards the door.
The two bottles started wiggling even more intensely.
“You got three more weeks of this, so chin up. You're ¼ of the way there.” Sha said before closing the door behind her, leaving the three of them in the dark.
The lesson that Sophie and Jenny learn? They should've buried the lawnmower after being done with it.
(The end)