(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
(I will also note I had no idea who these characters were (except for Chun-li and Juri) until writing this so I'm sorry if I mischaracterize them.)
“Take that!” A short, brown haired woman screamed in the living room as she mashed the buttons on her controller. She was wearing a blue bra and shorts. “I'm not ranking down today!”
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, a redheaded woman was typing hard on her computer, trying to drown out the noise. She was more sensibly dressed in a rainbow sweater and blue jeans. Of course, the person she was dating liked to play her games at the max volume “God dammit Sophie…” She yelled out to her girlfriend. “... I'm trying to study!”
She didn't really get a response. Only her girlfriend cursing at her demotion.
The girl shook her head. “Why does she have to be so cute?” She then turned back to her computer and quickly saved her work. “I guess I'll just snuggle her a bit to shut her u-”
WHAM!
The millisecond she got up, a big blue jeaned ass slammed down upon the poor woman, crushing her like a goomba and flattening her.
Sitting upon the former person was a woman in blue jeans and a purple sweater with long black hair and a creepy smile. “Oops…” The mysterious squasher sadistically mumbled as she rubbed her ass back and forth. “... I think I fell on a loser.” The strange woman got up to see what became of the thing she was sitting on.
Squished on the wooden floor was a cute pancake. Much of the front side was taken up by cartoonish, crossed eyes,squished in breasts covered by rainbow silk along, and a little bit of red hair.
The mysterious figure smiled as she bent down and…
RIIIIIIP!
She peeled it off the floor and flipped it around. The tailside was much simpler, being a blue, jean covered booty with the soles of bare feet in the center.
The intruder’s smile grew wider. “Nice to see you again Jenny? How's it been?”
The seat cushion said nothing but mumbles of pathetic defiance.
“You seem a little stretched out?” The crazy woman said as she stretched the disk with both hands, causing it to squirm a bit. “Let me help you out with that?”
SQUISH!
—
Sophie was just facepalming as she sat on the couch. “Come on…” She whined as she lifted up her head. “... How could I lose eight games in a row?”
CRASH!
The door to the kitchen swung wide open. “I'm back bitch!” A familiar and annoyingly smug voice yelled out.
Sophie just slowly tilted her head towards the intruder. “Goddammit!” She mumbled under her breath. “I'm not in the mood Sarah.”
Sarah just giggled as she squeezed her pathetic rainbow stress ball in her hand. The goofy eyes on it twitched as Sarah continued to play with it. “I know you're not, that's why I'm doing it. It's what makes it the most fun.”
Sophie got up from the couch, her face showing contempt. “Give her back.”
Sarah just squeezed the ball harder. “You think I would play nice after being a stupid lawnmower for a month.”
“The only reason we did that is because you turned her into a teacup and me into a seat cushion for 2 months.” Sophie snapped back.
Sarah just smiled. “Good times.” She said as she licked her lips. She turned her head towards the TV, looking at Sophie's ranked demotion. “You were far better at being a seat cushion than a video gamer.” She then gave a wicked smile as she walked up towards the game console.
“I'm warning you…” Sophie threatened. “... I was being nice last time.”
Sarah cackled like a madwoman “Unlike last time, you don't have the element of surprise, unlike me.” She pointed at the console. “I’ve been honing my abilities for a bit. A connection between the real world and the digital.” Her smile then became far more creepy as she threw the ball onto the couch next to Sarah. “Not only can I pull people into the digital world…” She then moved her hand to touch the console. “... But I can bring minions into the—”
ZAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Shockingly to Sophie and especially Sarah, a surge of electricity jolted into the creepy woman's body, causing it to fly around and jolt sporadically. She lit up like a Christmas tree. So much so, Sophie was forced to cover her eyes as the bright electrocution went on for what seemed like an attendee, until…
BOOM!
The room went silent as the flashing stopped. Sophie finally had a chance to open her eyes and see the aftermath.
Looking on she saw the once smug Sarah standing there now covered in soot, her arms to the side, looking on blankly, in nothing but her purple bra and panties. In a normal situation Sophie would laugh at her rival's misfortune, but two other figures stood in front of the charred girl.
One was a tall woman in brown pants and a blue and yellow chinese dress. The other was black haired woman wearing a black, pink and purple bodysuit.
“OH MY GOD!” Sophie screamed in disbelief. “Chun-li and Juri?”
“What the…” Chun-li pondered as she looked around. “... Where am-”
Before she could finish, Juri attempted to kick her in the face, with Chun-li barely dodging. “We're not done yet!” Juri screamed.
Chun-li jumped back, landing towards the front door. “Juri!” She shouted. “Just my luck.”
—
Sha, the sheep animatronic, slowly walked towards the front door of her house after a long day of work. She was currently wearing a red and white striped shirt along with a skirt of the same color. “Kids can be a handful.” She mumbled to herself as she reached for the door handle. “Oh well, at least I can relax n-”
WHAM!
The door slammed open, crushing the animatronic.
Flying out of the house was Chun-li who managed to land on her fight. She struck a pose as she watched Juri casually walk out of the house. “Can we stop this for 5 seconds?” Chun-li pleaded. “We have no idea where the hell we even are.”
Juri jumped up and slammed her feet onto the sidewalk, Chun-li barely dodging out of the way. “No matter if it's China, America, or the pits of hell, killing you will be equally as satisfying.”
The two martial artists continue to duke it out, their fight carrying out far past the house.
Sophie looked out the doorway, still in shock. “Okay then…” It was all that she could muster before grabbing the knob and closing the door.
On the wall on the side of the house was a peculiar Sha poster. Its eyes crossed, its hands and feet straight down, and its asset's choice is big.
—
Sophie slowly walked towards the living room TV. She briefly looked at her console before turning towards the burnt troublemaker. “You really are an idiot.”
Sarah just stared at her rival in anger.
Sophie smiled as she raised up her finger. “Hey this is all on you.”
POKE!
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
CRASH!
With a simple poke, the brunt statue instantly disintegrated. Becoming a purple pile of dust on the floor. The two eyes floated there for a second before landing upon the ashes..
“Serves you right” Sophie groaned before walking back towards the couch. “Oh god…” she grumbled as she turned her booty towards the couch and began to sit down. “... This is gonna be a pain to-”
SQUISH!
Sophie's face went white as she felt something very soft beneath her. “Oh no…”
—
(A few moments later)
Jenny lay on the couch, her head spinning. “Five more minutes mommy…” She grumbled.
Sophie just sighed as she finished dressing herself. “We don't have time for that…” She grumbled, now wearing blue jeans, and a white and blue hoodie. “... We have 2 anomalies to deal with.”
Jenny raised herself from the couch looking positively annoyed. “Was Sarah an idiot again?”
Sophie simply nodded yes.
Jenny took a deep breath. “Okay, Let me just get my camera then.”
Jenny slowly walked towards the kitchen…
SQUISH!
She was still somewhat out of it, and didn't notice the dust and two cartoonish eyeballs, squishing them beneath her feet.
Sophie looked down upon the pile and saw the two purple eyes squished into dinner plates. She tried her best to hold in her laughter.
Meanwhile, Jenny quickly walked into the kitchen and then came out with her camera. “Alright, hopefully they didn't go too far.”
“Alright…” Sophie casually said before turning to the door. “I'll explain the details on the road..”
—
(back outside)
The poster's eyes finally stopped spinning. It looked around and grumbled. “Oh, what has Sophie done this ti-”
WHAM!
The door slammed into it a second time, crushing it further. Out ran Sophie and Jenny. They quickly got on to the sidewalk and out into the neighborhood. In their haste, they forgot to close the door, leaving it to slowly pull back from the wall.
Stuck on the wall was a rectangle poster. Completely knock silly again.
(To be continued)