(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

Ms. Alleyway came up to the building as the fire disappeared. “Knew it was a trap.” She thought to herself as she ran towards the front door. “Hope the elevator is still worki-”

CRASH!

A red clawed hand punched through the window; Our dark adventure barley dodging. She jumped back as she prepared herself. Walking outside was a peculiar site. It appeared to be a cat with red fur and white hair. She looked at Ms. Alleyway with a mix of agitation and laziness as she retracted her stretchy arm.

“Hold on a second bitch.” The cat said as she gave our hero a look. “I'm not missing my chance to collaborate with Milly Rose.” She then licked her lips. “Imagine, my blog's subscriber count after getting a shout out from her.”

“Considering that you're waiting in the lobby, your plan is to wait for the fight to be over before striking the winner.” Ms. Alleyway asked the cat.

The cat just purred. “Easy colab...” Her face then turned sour. “... Until you showed up.” She then began stretching. “It looks like I have to try now. Name Vent by the way.”

“Ms. Alleyway…” Our hero said as she gave her the look of death. 

Both of them were ready to throw down.

—

(On another rooftop)

Deepcut watched on as Megahammer and Yellow Bane were talking to each other. “Sweet!” She yelled out as she prepared her sword. “Not only my bounty, but a b level supervillain.” She crouched down, ready to jump like a frog towards the next building. “I'm gonna make a lot of money off of this.”

The second Megahammer and Yellow Bane jumped at each other, Deepcut jumped towards the building, ready to join the fight. “Here I-GAAA.”

From below, a weird lady with antlers crashed into her stomach. Both of the women's eyes popped out of their skulls as they stopped in mid air. They floated there, like gravity was just as confused as they were before it decided to pull them down.

CRASH!

The two women who were about to fight, turned towards the crash sound. “The hell?” Yellow Bane mumbled as she looked on in confusion. 

Megahammer looked confused as well. “There may be more people here than we think.”

Yellow Bane turned back towards her opponent. “It looks like I have to finish this quickly then.” She then launch herself at the hero.

—

(back on the pavement)

Deepcut lay flattened on the pavement, her eyes spinning as her limbs were spread out like she was making a snow angel. “Mommy, I don't wanna go to therapy.”

Laying on top of her was an odd brown haired woman with deer antlers and red scruth. “ “Oh my aching head.” The woman mumbled as she got up from the pavement and slowly wobbled around. “Get it together, Christy…” she mumbled as she grabbed her head and slowly came to her senses. “... Eyes on the prize.”

POP!

“Hey jerk!” Someone yelled behind the woman. There she saw a three dimensional Deepcut holding her sword. “Why are you interrupting my bounty?”

Christy ready her fists as she jumped back and forth in place. “What are you talking about?” The deer lady said with annoyance. “That's obviously my bounty.” The woman's face then started drooling. “I can get so much mcdonalds with that money.”

“Screw You…” Deepcut yelled as she ready her blade. “...That money is reserved for disgusting yogurts that no one eats.”

Both ladies stared at each other, ready to throw down.

Megahammer vs Yellow Bane

Ms. Alleyway vs Vent

Deepcut vs Christy 

ARE YOU READY FIGHTERS

—

(Megahammer vs Yellow Bane, a few minutes beforehand)

CRASH!

Megahammer swung down her hammer,  barely missing the villainess. “You sure love swinging that hammer around.” Yellow Bane mockingly said as she jumped back.

“It's in the name…” Megahammer replied, as she pointed her hammer at the villain. “... Are you shocked I don't use a club?”

“I knew the hammer was part of your style…” She said with an eerie smile “... But is it seriously all you got? What are you supposed to do if the opponent is faster than you?” Her gloves began to glow. “What are you supposed to do if they have ranged weaponry?”

She then fired off a blast of purple poison about the size of a basketball. Quickly, Megahammer blocked it. “I just blocked it.”

Yellow Bane just kept her smile. “Third question, what are you supposed to do when your opponent is smarter?”

Suddenly, Megahammer's body became weak. “What the hell?” She yelled as she became more dizzy. “What's happening?”

“I'm the poison supervillain you idiot…” Yellow Bane said as she walked closer to her price. “... You think you can just block breathing in poison.”

“This isn't… this isn't…ove…r.” Megahammer pathetically tried to yell out,  desperate to keep her footing as she slowly backed away.

Yellow Bane wanted to savor this moment. “Oh my feisty…” she sadistically commented as she readied herself. “... Let's draw this out a bit.”

—

(Deepcut vs Christy)

SLASH!

Christy barely dodge out of the way as Deepcut slash down, cutting a garbage bin in half.

Christy jumped towards the other side of the alleyway, a smug smile on her face. “ You think a silly sword will scar-” Before she could finish she noticed something, her eyes popping out of her skull. “What happened to the garbage bin?”

Deepcut was currently standing next to two trash cans that were the same color as said bin. 

“Where did the garbage bin go?” The deer lady asked as she started sweating for a bit.

“Oh that…” Deepcut said with a smile.  “Just my sword's special ability. Anything it cuts becomes an object for a month.”

Christy started shaking a bit. “Oh really?” She mumbled as she looked at her opponent. “I didn't think it was gonna be that serious.”

Deepcut smile grew bigger.  “Don't worry, I'll just rent you out for a month and then let you go. Good business opportunity for you.” She then started laughing, putting fear in the deer's heart 

Christy briefly looked up then back to her opponent. “Oh, just that…” She then looked to the side of herself and saw a trash bin. “...Well in that case.” She then threw the trash can straight at Deepcut 

GULP!

Thanks to her arrogant laugh, the trash can went straight into her mouth. Deepcut fell down on her now circular booty. She was now in the shape of a garbage can with limbs. Her eyes were spinning as she laid there dizzy. “I don't need to fight you anyway.” She yelled before jumping towards the fire escape. “I'm after the real prize. See you trash mouth.” She said as she ran up towards a real prize on the roof.

Deepcut sat there, slightly annoyed. “This tastes disgusting.”

PTOO!

She spit the entire trash can out of her mouth. “I can still taste it.” She yelled before rubbing her tongue, desperate to get the taste out. She turned her eyes towards the roof, seeing the deer go after her prize. “Oh no you don't.”

—

(Ms. Alleyway vs Vent)

Ms. Alleyway barely dodged another claw from the lazy feline. “Stop moving!” The cat yelled in frustration, as she kept throwing out stretchy claw swipes like she was Luffy from one piece. “This was supposed to be an easy break for my blog, not a stupid fight.”

Ms. Alleyway jumped behind a parked car. “After all this trouble you're not even gonna fight me? You're just gonna run away like you're a rat?” Vent asked as she rolled her eyes. “You are making this more difficult than it needs to be…” She groaned, as she slowly stretched out our hands and grabbed onto the car. “... You want to be flattened by my fists or the car? Make your choice!”

“I need to hit her on the back of the neck…” Ms. Alleyway thought as she looked at her belt and grabbed some material. “...I need to come up with a distraction.” An idea popped into her head. She crushed down the poor material in her hands into a little ball with cartoonish eyes. “Hope this works.” She then pressed her finger down upon the thing. “Heads up…” She yelled as she threw something over the car. “...Flashbang!”

Vent looked unfazed. “You think I'm stupid?” She turned her head away from the car. “ Why call it out? You think I would just look at a fla-AHHHH!”

When she wasn't looking, Ms. Alleyway ran over and he struck the back of her neck. 

“You bitch!” She screamed as she turned back around. 

Ms. Alleyway just stood there, hands in her pocket.

“Why are you just standing there?” Vent asked in frustration.

“Because I already won this fight…” Ms. Alleyway replied. “... No need to strain myself more.”

BOING!

The ‘Flashbang’ did not explode, but instead expanded out. It became a giant, inflatable head of a female gangster. It had a goofy, painted, toothy grin and was cross eyed.

Vent looked at the strange inflatable with confusion. “That's not a flashbang?

“I see that your code name is Captain Obvious.” Ms. Alleyway snarked. 

“That won't do you any…” Vent stopped herself, she realized what was going on. “Wh…why can't I move my arms?” She desperately tried to pull them back as they laid limp around the car. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?”

Ms. Alleyway gave her a smirk. “I turned off your elastic abilities.”

“What!” Vent screamed as she desperately tried to move her arms as she fell to her knees. “This can't be happening.”

“Don't worry…” Ms. Alleyway smiled as she raised up her finger. “...It's only temporary. About twenty four hours.”

“Wait a second…” Vent begged. “... How about you and I work together, and you can have the money. I'm only here for publicity.”

Ms. Alleyways just stared at her. “I'm not here for the money.”

POKE!

She poked the cat on the lips.

“Wai, wait, wai-” Vent pathetically pleaded before her body started to rapidly expand. Her limbs, body, boobs, ass, head, eyes and lips rapidly expanded. She became the size of a blimp except it laid on the ground rather than floating in the air. 

Ms. Alleyway turned towards her inflatable gangster head. “Nice work partner…” She said before tapping it with her fingers again. “...We work so well together. I may keep you for one more mission.” She teased as it shrunk back down into a marble shaped object. She picked it up and put it in her belt.

She then turned back towards the blimp. “At least I got a shortcut to the roof.” She said before climbing up the inflatable. “Here I come, Megahammer.” She thought to herself as she started bouncing on her new toy.

—

(back on the rooftop.)

Megahammer laid on the roof, barely having the power to stand up.

“What's the matter little hero?” Yellow Bane mockingly asked as she bent down in front of the hero's face. “Any last words before I deliver you as the perfect balloon to that dumb streamer.

“Screw…you…” Megahammer mumbled out in defiance. 

“I admire the spunk.” Yellow Bane smirked as she raised her hand over the defeated hero's head. “Unfortunately, that will do you little good here, ha ha ha ha!”

“STOP RIGHT THERE!” Someone yelled out behind them. The villain turned around and saw a woman with antlers, pointing at her. “Get away from her.”

Could this be it, could this person be Megahammer's savior?

“The money's mine bitch!” Christy yelled, dashing those hopes.

Yellow Bane looked unamused.  “You think i'm supposed to be intimidated by yo-”

POW!

Christy punched her in the face, sending the cocky villain flying across the roof. “Yes, you should be!” She yelled as she ran straight towards her, passing a weakened Megahammer. 

Poison, and fist were thrown out as Megahammer could only watch. “If only I could move right now.” She mumbled as she could barely keep consciousness

Suddenly, another person jumped onto the roof. “Wow, they're really going at it.” Deepcut said as she looked on as the jellyfish and deer fought. “They seem to be having fun.” She then turned her head towards her prize. Her smile instantly disappeared.

“Oh great, another asshole…” Megahammer grumbled, as she realized her day was just getting worse.

Deepcut shook her head. “Really…” She said with disappointment. “You have no counter to poison?”

“Just get it over with…” Megahammer mumbled out. “... I don't need to be mocked, considering my life is over now.”

Deepcut took a deep breath. “Okay then…” She pulled out what appeared to be a small bottle. “...You're supposed to have something like this in case of poisoning.”

Megahammer's eyes widened. “ Wait wh…” was all she could get out before Deepcut shoved the bottle into her mouth before Megahammer gulped it down. Slowly, her strength started to return.

Meanwhile, Yellow Bane was still throwing down. “Why is my poison not working on you?!” The villain screamed in anger.  “You've been exposed to enough toxins to kill twenty elephants.”

Christy just laughed. “You think that's any less lethal, then eating nothing but mcdona-”

Yellow Bane got a lucky shot, and punched the deer woman. She flew over our two heroes at the center of the roof and landed on the edge on the other side.

Yellow Bane then saw it. Megahammer somewhat back up on her feet. “The hell…” She yelled as her smug demeanor was completely gone, instead being replaced with rage. “... I had her! But you sore losers just had to ruin everything.”

“Oh no, my junk food money.” Christy yelled out as she prepared herself.

Megahammer just looked at Deepcut in confusion, “Why did you help me there?”

Deepcut readied her sword. “Let's deal with two nuisances first.”

Megahammer simply nodded as she prepared her weapon as well.

“THE PRIZE IS MINE!” Yellow Bane screamed at the top of her lungs.

“No, it is mine!” Christy yelled as she ran to the center as well.

Our two heroes ready their weapons as they just stood there.

Their two opponents immediately jumped up into the air, ready to pounce

Megahammer and Deepcut smiled at each other, and swung…

SLASH!

WHAM!

Deepcut slash at Yellow Bane and landing a direct hit. Megahammer hit Christy in the face with her mighty hammer like the deer was a baseball.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

The force of the swing was so mighty it sent the poor deer flying like a sandbag at 999% getting hit in Home Run Contest.

DING!

She disappeared into the distanced, Team Rocket style.

—

(Somewhere else)

Shi stood in her empty bar. “Things have been quiet lately.” She thought to herself as she looked around. “I probably need to get some decorations in place.” She continued to ponder to herself. “Maybe Bong-Cha would be willing to help-”

CRASH!

Something crashed through her roof and slammed into her wall.

Shi turned her head towards the wall. Stuck there was a mounted trophy. The upper part had a big booty, and the bottom had plump breasts, and the center area had a woman's head with antlers. Her eyes were crossed and mouth had a big toothy grin. It was quite a strange decoration.

Shi paid it little mind before turning back to her drinks. “I guess that's a start, but I think I could shuffle these bottles a bit.”

—

(Back at the roof)

PLOP!

The once cocky supervillain fell down onto the pavement. It swung back and forth as its inflated form jiggled a bit. The ones proud villain was nothing more than an inflatable punching bag.

“LOL!” Deepcut laughed before poking the pathetic thing. “You'll be great for my rental service.” She then turned her head towards Megahammer. “So, are you back to your full energy?” She asked.

“I think so…” Megahammer said as she stretched a bit. “Thank you for helping me by the-”

Deepcut shut her up by pointing a sword at her head. “You're welcome…” The bounty hunter said with a smile. “... But we should resume our game.”

Megahammer readied her hammer.  “If you're just gonna attack me now, why did you help me a few minutes ago?”

“Because I didn't want to make it boring.” Deepcut said with a happy tone. “If you're going down, you deserve an awesome fight, not dying of poisoning.” Both women slowly backed away from each other. “ Are you ready to tango?”

The silence was deafening, as both of them just stared at each other.

BOEING!”

Out of nowhere, someone bounced up into the air and landed in between both of them. The strange figure had her arms crossed and despite the slight silly entrance l, had an air of seriousness to them.

“Oh goddamn!” Deepcut whined. “We were just gonna have an epic 1v1.”

“Yeah, don't care…” The strange woman said before turning to Megahammer. “...Names Ms. Alleyway and we have to go now. “

“What are you talking about?” Deepcut yelled out. “This is the perfect place for our fight.”

Ms. Alleyway turned towards the crazy sword woman. “You do realize that there are surely? more than four bounty hunt-” Ms. Alleyway stopped herself as she noticed something, it appeared to be a small fire. “Oh shit…”  She immediately turned around and jumped off the roof.

Deepcut and Megahammer just looked at the flame.  “Look, I'm not going.” The incredibly stupid hero said. “This is the perfect place for a fight, and I'm noGAAAH!”

Before she could finish, Megahammer grabbed it by the neck and pushed her and herself off the building.

BOOM!

Barely missing the explosion, they both fell down and landed on the inflatable.

Ms. Alleyway watched on as the two slowly got off the thing. 

“Fuck, that was loud.” Deepcut yelled as she poked at her ears.

Ms. Alleyway casually looked at the burning wreck of a building. “Thank god this building was condemned.”

She then turned her head towards the other two. “ We need to get out of here no-”

The noise of broken concrete ringed out from across the street. Turning around, she saw a woman with blue hair and a purple latex suit. She gave them all an evil grin. “Oh look, my prey.” Her smile became even more evil. “With two bonuses to kill.”

The door to the burning building blew open. Out walked a woman with red hair and a red dress. “I finally found my paycheck for the week.”

“Hey!” Someone yelled out from across the street. It was an orange haired woman in a wrestling get up. “I'm here to throw down, and get a sweet bonus in the process.”

The three heroes briefly looked at each other. 

“You want to continue our partnership until we clear these three out?” Megahammer asked Deepcut.

Deepcut nodded. “Already then, but after that we continue our fight.”

Ms. Alleyway just groaned. “You girls may be more trouble than you're worth.”

Oh no, after the major threats seemed to be taken out, three new ones appeared. Where are three ladies able to get out of this in the third dimension? And how long will this alliance last?

Tune in next time, same squish time, same squished account.

(To be continued)