(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
“THAT BITCH!” Milly screamed as she put on a fresh pair of panties. The panties were orange and weirdly enough had eyes plastic on the back area. The eyes themselves looked pretty nonchalant about the whole situation. “SHE THINKS SHE CAN DO THAT TO ME!?”
Meanwhile, Mr. Fullthrottle was casually reading a magazine. “I take it you are planning revenge?”
Milly just gave him a look “What the fuck do you think?” She screamed as she pulled up her shorts. “Do you think I had anything else to think about when I was being abused by my ungrateful employees?”
Mr. Fullthrottle put down his magazine. “You enslaved us.”
“And that is a huge honor.” Milly yelled back with zero self awareness. “Ungrateful cretins.”
Mr. Fullthrottle could not argue, and by that we mean was incapable of challenging her boss because of the mental restrictions on his mind, so he just dropped it. “So, what exactly is your plan?”
Milly slowly stood there, her face going from anger to a cute, innocent smile. “Well silly, I'm gonna make her life a living hell.”
“Worked out great last time.” Mr. Fullthrottle snarked.
“I may have been turned into bad merchandise, but I destroyed the closest thing to her.” Milly said with a cheerful smile.
“Yeah, about that…” He pulled out a laptop and opened it. He went to the blog owned by his boss's mortal enemy and clicked on a video.”...We need you to verify something.”
“Give me that…” Milly grabbed the laptop and started watching the video on the blog. Who appeared in the video completely shocked the sociopath. It was Jaya.
“Sorry for my long absence.” Jaya said. “I was left traumatized by the events that transpired at the convention. but now I'm fully recovered and ready to continue writing.” The video then ended
Milly's fake smile melted away as she started shaking. “HOW! THE! FUCK!” She threw the laptop onto the ground, smashing it.
Mr. Fullthrottle just looked down at the broken pieces on the ground. “I can't do my work without my laptop boss.”
“That's not important right now!” She screamed before turning away from him. “How is she back to normal?”
“So she isn't just a goon?” Mr. Fullthrottle asked as he rubbed his chin. “We were all unsure about it when we first watched the video.”
“I can always tell when someone's a goon or not…” Milly grumbled. “...Do you have any idea how she could be back to normal?”
Mr. Fullthrottle just shrugged. “Boobyspy hasn't spied on them since the convention.”
“WHY!” Milly screamed.
“Because you didn't command it.” Mr. Fullthrottle replied.
Milly turned away from her minion, grinding her teeth. “No matter…” Milly mumbled as her smile returned. “...It's not going to save that hammer wielding loser from the fun game I'm gonna play.”
—
(Later that day.)
Jaya and Lucía sat on the couch watching TV. One of Jaya's favorite soap operas was playing. The Life and Times of an Ancient Scottish Zombie
“Oh Lord Sonnet…” Jaya mumbled with tears in her eyes. “... Why did you have to fall in love with a Mummy?”
Lucía, meanwhile, looked like she would rather be anywhere but here. “Being a ball was more dignified than watching this shit.” She thought to herself as she tried her best to not show her disdain to her partner.
“Oh Lord Sonnet, we cannot be together. The voodoo curse would not allow it.”
“I don't care Mummy, no curse can keep us apart.”
Jaya grabbed a tissue and blew her nose. “One of the great tragedies.”
The cringe nearly caused Lucía to crawl out of her skin. “Something saved me from this bullshit.” She pleaded in her mind
The TV suddenly went to a black screen. “ We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you the most important news from one of the most important professions in the world, A streamer.
It then cut to a very familiar and terrifying figure. “Greetings, all my followers!” The figures said with a cute little smile
“Milly Rose!” Lucía and Jaya yelled in unison.
“Sorry to interrupt your shows…” Rose said as she did the ah eto bleh meme pose. “... Especially if it was a dramatic scene built up for 3 seasons.”
“The bitch did this on purpose.” Jaya yelled out as she grinned her teeth.
“Oh thank god…” Lucía thought to herself. “... I couldn't take the cringe any longer.”
“Some of you may be wondering why I have been radio silent except for my streams.” Milly said, a look of sadness on her face. “As many of you can guess, it was because of that madness that happened at the convention a month ago. Those damn abominations terrified me. I was forced to hide to escape them and when I was hiding, I saw something.” The mad woman started producing crocodile tears. “Megahammer, she was commanding those things, she was after my innocent head.”
Lucía's eyes widened. “That bitch is pinning the incident on Megahammer.”
“It seems like she also made her shit list.” Jaya added. She then shrugged. “At least she seems to be prioritizing that punk and not us.”
“I was SO close to being smashed by that hammer I became a recluse for a month after.” She then smiled. “But thanks to the love of my fans, I have been able to find my courage to make this announcement.”
The billboard behind her then flashed with a simple number, $10,000,000. “I am putting a bounty on this dangerous criminal. The money speaks for itself.” She then gave the cam puppy dog eyes. “Will anyone stop this violent criminal and keep this city safe?”
The screen then cuts to black again. “We now return to your regularly scheduled program.” It then began showing the credits to the melodramatic show they were watching.
“THAT FUCKING BITCH!” Jaya screamed as she threw her tissue box down onto the floor. “Now I got to catch it on streaming.”
“I can't believe I have to thank Rose for anything…” She jokingly thought as she pondered to herself. “It looks like I have to lay down my Megahammer prasona for a while ” She then continued evaluating the situation. “... Her being silent outside of streams for a month and making this announcement after the thirty days were up seems to imply that she was an object for the full duration. But then how exactly could she do those streams?” She turned to her friend and her partner, who was pouting on the couch.
“I gotta try not to get spoiled for a week…” Jaya grumbled to herself.
“She knows my secret identity, why not reveal it to the world? If she is going to drag my superhero name in the mud, why not ruin my civilian life as well?” Lucía contemplated to herself. “In any case, this it's gonna make my job much more difficult.”
—
(Somewhere else)
In a shitty apartment, Deepcut was watching TV, a shit ton of gummy bears to her side. “These shows are boring.” She grumbled, as she ate some more candy.
She was currently sitting on a nice ball. She managed to rent the rest of the items she got from her last job from two weeks ago but this one no one wanted. The balloons on her roof did nothing to cheer her up and the lamp she had was garbage; barely lighting up the room.
Deepcut pulled out her phone and looked at her blog. Still no offers for her services. “There must be a good Job somewhere in the world.”
Suddenly, like the universe heard her request, the tv cut to a very special message. Deepcut sat there, barely paying attention. “Come on, I got garbage to watch.” She whined. Then something incredible happened. She saw the magic number. $10,000,000. She looked stunned there, as she continued to watch on before the message ended. Slowly, a smile grew on her face. “Perfect.”
—
(Somewhere else)
A homeless lady walked the streets. It had been two weeks since her last job and Aaliyah was getting antsy. Her leads were cold and her need for justice was great.
Suddenly, she saw an electronic billboard shine a message. “Dangerous criminal, Megahammer. $10,000,000 reward. Paid for by the Rose Streams Inc.”
The last part of the message caught her eye. “Interesting.”
—
(Few days later)
Lucía and Jaya walked the street, groceries in hand. “I can't believe it!” Jaya shouted as she pulled some snacks from her bag. “These things went up by $1.50.” She turned to her partner. “Can you believe this-” Her rambling stopped when she noticed Lucía staring out into the street, not really paying attention to her. “This Milly Rose shit has got you down, hasn't it?”
Lucía said nothing as she continued looking on into the distance.
Jaya looked defeated. “Look Lucía, everything is gonna be all ri-”
BOOM!
Both of them quickly turned their heads up. At the top of a twenty story building, a massive explosion went off, causing a fire.
CRACK!
A piece of the building broke off and started falling towards the wouldbe journalist.
Jaya slowly turned her head towards her partner. “Maybe, I should just keep my mouth shu-.”
WHAM!
“Jaya!” Lucía screamed as she immediately pulled out her tiny hammer.
BOOM!
She transformed herself into Megahammer.
CRASH!
Our hero slammed her hammer upon the debris, shattering it. “I'm coming!” She yelled as she lifted the now small rubble away to get to her friend.
There on the concrete was a three foot long clover shaped mat. As you can tell from the description, the most spread out part of it was its tits and ass. The former person's shirt could barely contain its cleavage, showing a good chunk of its bare flesh to the world. The booty parts were straight up ripped in the middle, showing off its white panties. The face of the former blogger completely lodged into the cleavage, with only the top of the head being visible in the center.
Megahammer hammer blushed as she realized there was only two places she could grab to peel it off. She chose the backside.
RIP!
She very awkwardly peeled it off the concrete, her face red. “Jaya, can you hear me?”
The pancake said nothing, not even a mumble.
Something crossed the hero's mind. She carefully grabbed Tits area and started stretching the pancake out. It said nothing, not even a mumble of annoyance or pain.
“She's out cold.” Megahammer thought. “Well, at least I won't have to make up an excuse where I went.” She started folding up her partner to the size of a wallet before shoving it into her cleavage. She then looked up towards the rooftop. “What the hell is this about?”
—
(Somewhere a little bit close by a few minutes ago)
“This is boring…” Deepcut mumbled as she laid flat on a random rooftop. “...Where the hell is this bitch?” She slowly got up, her aggravation growing. “It's almost like this bitch doesn't spend twenty four hours wearing colored tights.” She started pondering to herself. “Think Deepcut, think! There must be a subtle clue to her locati-”
BOOM!
Quickly turning her head, she saw a building's roof engulfed in flames.
“Awwww…” Deepcut surprisingly grumbled. “...I wanted to be a detective today.”
—
(At the same time on street level.)
Aaliyah looked on at the burning building a few blocks away, her mind racing. “ She laid low, so one of the mercenaries decided to bring her out.” She then looked through one of her capsules. This one was labeled outfit. She ran to the alleyway and opened it. Popping out was her black uniform. “Whatever dumbass did this doesn't understand that every mercenary is also going to be drawn towards the explosion and most mercenaries don't like to share money.”
She quickly put the costume on and started running towards the building in the distance. “Don't get captured until I get there.” She thought to herself as she opened another capsule. Pulling out the contents, she molded it into a makeshift grappling gun. “I have some questions for you.”
—
(A minute later on the rooftop)
Megahammer jumped onto the burning roof, her mind racing. “Is anyone here?” She yelled out.
Instantly, the flames disappear as quickly as a lighter turning off
Megahammer held her breath. She wasn't that surprised, this was obviously bait for her, but this was something that she couldn't ignore.
With the flames gone, Megahammer got a clear view of the perpetrator. “So you're Megahammer?” A mysterious figure asked. The figure itself was in a yellow and black puffy jumpsuit. The most noticeable thing about the costume was the hat that looked like a jellyfish with two tendrils. “Did you like my new flame chemicals? Perfect for baiting idiots.”
Megahammer ready her hammer. “I know you…” She said as she tilted her head. “... Yellow Bane, poison expert and sadist.”
“Hi pot names, kettle…” Yellow Bane snarked as she did some stretching. “... From what I've gathered from my favorite bullying target Blue Gel, you're not exactly the most well liked person in the superhero community. In fact, many of them see you as a villain in denial.” Her hands started to glow with poison. “The bounty certainly hasn't helped your reputation.”
“I don't care what anyone thinks…” Our hero responded. “... I'm just here to stop evil and protect the innocent. If they don't like that I go a little crazy, then they can just stay out of my way.”
“Gal, with your attitude, you would probably enjoy life just being a villain.” Yellow Bane said it with a sinister smile.
Megahammer gave her a look. Yellow Bane knew she struck a chord. “Is there some backstory I don't know about?”
Megahammer ignored the question. “Milly Rose is a dangerous criminal and was responsible for what happened at the convention.”
Yellow Bane just shrugged. “I don't care who's right and wrong…” She playfully said. “...You just gotta care about the money...” She then gave the hero a sinister grin. “... That's the fun of being a villain.” She then launched herself straight at the hero.
Megahammer readied her weapon as she charged at her as well.
It looks like Megahammer has a challenge from a much more experienced villain, and to add on to the chaos more mercenaries will arrive soon.
How will Megahammer get out of this one? What does Ms. Alleyways want with our hero? And who else will show up to this madness? Tune in next time, same squish time, same squish account.
(To be continued)