(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

It was another boring night at Yummies banks. Catherine was doing her usual thing. Reading a magazine and slacking off.

“Hey miss squishy.” A familiar voice yelled in front of the tired employee. 

Catherine sighed as she put down her magazine. Looking up, she saw her obnoxious co-worker, Nina. “The hell do you want?”

Nine just gave a smile. “You wanna play?”

“First of all, we're on the clock.” Catherine grumbled.

“But no one's here…” Nina whined as she looked around the empty store. They were the only two employees currently working now. “... I mean, why are we working at 2 am? Who gets groceries at 2 am?”

“Second off…” Catherine grumbled, ignoring her co-workers' complaints. “... I know exactly what you mean by ‘playing.’”

Nina gave her co-worker puppy dog eyes. “Come on, let me smack you with a hammer just once.”

“How about this, I smack you with a hammer.” Catherine smirked.

“Really catherine.” Nina pouted. “You know I wouldn't enjoy that.”

“I NEVER ENJOY WHEN YOU DO THAT TO ME!” Catherine screamed.

“Well you see Catherine…” Nina replied with a smug smile.  “...When I get squished it's sad like a puppy getting kicked, but when you get squished, it's funny like a clown stepping on a rake.”

Katherine just looked at her employee, her hate growing. “I would rather get robbed than play any of your games.”

BANG!

“Everyone on the ground!” One of three women wearing hockey masks screamed as she shot her gun into the air. 

Both the employees froze as the color disappeared from their faces. “I take it back, I'd rather get squished.” Catherine cried as she shook in her chair.

“Off from your seats and down on the ground.” The head robber screamed as she pointed the gun at Catherine. 

The lazy employee got out of her chair and walked to her co-worker before laying on the ground.

“Good little rats.” The head robber said with a smile. “Now then, where do you keep-”

THUD!

The door to Puteri's office swung open.  “Hey you two…” She yelled as she turned her head towards the noise. “... Knock your complaining off before I stuff you in a…” She then saw the robbers all holding guns. There was an awkward silence as they just stared at each other

CLICK!

The robbers pointed their guns at Puteri “Get on the floor with your employees.”

All that strength Puteri had instantly dissipated with guns pointed at her face.  She slowly walked to her employees and sat down with them.

“Now then…” The robber continued as she pointed her gun down at the three. “Where's the bank safe?”

The three ladies just stared at her. “Um, what are you talking about?” Nina asked, still shaking in her boots.

“Don't play dumb with me.” She pointed the gun at the one who questioned her. “The place is called Yummies banks, it should have a bank here!”

“This place is actually a supermarket.” Puteri whined as she looked up nervously. 

“Don't play dumb with me!” The leader screamed as she picked up Catherine from the floor and put her gun to her employee's head. “ You have until the count of 5. If you don't show me where the bank safe is, she will die.”

“WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!” Catherine screamed.

“5”

“Put my employee down right now!” Puteri pleaded.

“4”

“Oh god, no please, no, no, no…” Nina screamed out in a panic.

“3”

“Listen, I can give you every single drop of money I have. Please just don't kill her.” Puteri pleaded desperately. 

“If it isn't the bank vault then no deal. 2”

Catherine at this point was frozen in fear. “This is how my life ends.”

“1”

“Hey!” Someone yelled out from the entrance. Everyone turned their heads toward the doorway. “Do you guys have any gummy bears?”

Immediately, the three robbers pointed their guns towards the strange woman. 

The woman was wearing a black and purple latex suit. The suit had no pants but stockings and shoes. Her black hair was short and she wore a purple and black mask that had a stitch mouth and white eyes. The most noticeable thing was the giant, weird sword she was wielding. 

One of the robbers tilted their head. “I thought there was only one clown in this city, who the hell is this?”

“I don't think I made it clear…” The mysterious figure asked as she walked closer to them. “... I'm looking for some gummy bears, where are they?”

Criminal pointed her gun directly towards the masked woman's head. “Get on the ground before you become a statist-”

SLASH!

At a speed none of the other witnesses could track, the mysterious figure slammed his sword down upon the criminal. Instantly, her perks body split off in the pieces but weirdly not in a gory way. Instead, parts of her body started floating and rounding out at an incredible speed, so fast it looked instantaneous to everyone else in the supermarket. Some balloons had the decals of hands, others the decals of feet, some of booty, some of her boobs and lastly her smiling masked face.

Everyone in the room was in shock; utterly speechless at what just happened.

“How many punchy people does this leave us at, like four?” Nina Asked, briefly breaking the silence. “Well, I guess this time she is using a sword.”

Slowly the mask figure raised her head, her eyes showing killer intent. “I'll ask again. where are they gummy bears?”

The two criminals backed away slowly. Fear visible in their eyes. 

“You want gummy bears?” Puteri interrupted.  “You can have all the gummy bears in my store if you save all of us.”

The masked figure smiled. “Sweet!” The sword wielder yelled out. “I was gonna save you girls anyway, but now I'm getting free gummy bears.”

Puteri looked on, trying her best to hide her pain. “ All that money wasted for no reason.” She thought

The leader pointed her gun at Catherine's head. “Don't move you crazy bitch!” She screamed as she started to shake a bit. “If you so much as move an inch her brains will be splattered all over the wall.”

The heroic figure just stood there.

“Good…” she said with a sinister grin. “... Now put the sword down.

CRASH!

The sword fell to the ground, breaking the floor.

The villain's smile only grew. “ Very well then…” She then pointed her gun at our hero. “Let's see what's inside your knocki-”

Bang!

The bullet barely missed as Puteri and Nina grabbed both of her arms and messed up her aim. “No you fucking don't.” Nina screamed.

“I'm the only one allowed to abuse my employees here.” Puteri added.

Our hero looked down upon her sword. She then looked at the other criminal; said criminal was paralyzed with fear.

“Now is my chance…” She kicked her sword up and grabbed it.

Catherine managed to escape the criminal and turn towards them. “You saved my life, I didn't think you truly car-”

SLASH!

Without warning, the mysterious figure's blade came down upon everyone in that area. In an instant, their bodies were sliced, then compressed. Falling to the ground were four beachballs. 

Most of the circumference of each of the balls was taken up by the victims asses and boobs with a small amount of space for the victim's face.

The leading robber ball had a face that showed terror with its mouth in a painful grimace. The Nina ball was crosseyed and had its tongue out. The Puteri ball had a big goofy smile on its face. Lastly, the Catherine ball had a face that's simply read. “I'm not paid enough for this.”

Our mask fuck up just looked down at the four balls, sweat coming from the back of her head. “Ops…”

CLICK!

Our failure hero turned her head towards the noise. The last robber had pulled out an SMG.

“DIE BITCH!” The criminal screamed as she unloaded on them.

“Hold on a second.” She stabbed her sword in front of the balls and crouched down. “This should all be over soon.” She said, as the bullets were deflected by the sword. “By the way, the name's Deepcut, and by our verbal agreement you said I only needed to save your life, not make sure you don't turn in the balls. Don't worry, that's temporary, about a month give or take” 

The balls said nothing because they were balls

“Glad to see there's no hard feelings.”

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!

“Oh shit!” The last robber screamed as she looked at her gun. “It's out of juice!”

“Finally…” Deep Cut whined. “... That clip seemed endless.” She then got up and picked up her sword. “Let me do some clean up.”

The criminal looked on in horror. “ I give up! I give-”

SLASH! 

She cut the criminal like how you would cut butter. The head quickly fell back down and smashed the rest of the body, squishing it like a tin can. She quickly popped back up, but not as a person, but as a lamp. The lampshade had her big, dumb face plastered on it as the rest look like her squestion body. The bottom being feet, and most of the rest of it made up by squished in boobies and ass.

Deep Cut looked dawn in satisfaction. “I did it, I saved the day.” She said before turning to the victims. “You did great work there.” She said as she walked up to them. “I could have died there.”

The ball said nothing because they were balls. Deep Cut stood there awkwardly. “So since you're stuck like that, you wanna help me with something.”

They once again said nothing, because they're objects.

“Excellent.”

—

(A week later)

Deep Cut was just sitting in front of the store on a nicely shaped robber ball. On the table in front of her was a lamp with a bunch of balloons tied to them. And in front of the table were two bouncy balls. The third one was being held by a mechanic. 

“You're renting it for 3 weeks?” Deepcut asked as she poked the balloons. 

“YES! YES! YES!” The mechanic screamed as she hugged her ball. “I will cherish it for those three weeks.” saliva started coming out of her mouth.”

Deepcut just looked on, not even changing her expression. This situation was fine. “Well, I hope you have fun.” She said before she started waving, the mechanic running away with her ball like a kid with a new video game console.

Deepcut smiled as she pulled out more gummy bears from the massive crate next to her. “Danm, I am good at my job.”

(The End)