(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
It was a normal, sunny day in Whampolis. Lucía and Jaya were walking on the sidewalk. Despite it being a lovely day, both of them didn't look that chipper. Lucia looked worried at her boss.
Jaya wore an angry pout. Last month was not good for her. For the past 30 days, she had been plastered on a billboard. Forced to look stupid as people drove by and saw her in her humiliating state. Her body was also used as a canvas, first by that dumb Megahammer (with the the name of her site still being plastered on her ass along with the tagline on said site on her boobs.) Then by a bunch of graffiti artists. (Luckily, Lucía cleaned that stuff off.) Mother nature was also a pain, with it switching from the sun, blaring down upon her, to it raining on her. The entire thing was miserable.
“That's stupid hammer wielding freak!” Jaya yelled out as she stomped forward. “She put me through another humiliation! When we get back to the office I am writing my 28th scaving article on her ass.”
Lucía looked slightly depressed as she bit her lip. “Well, she did save you from that assassin.”
“JUST TO TURN ME INTO A BILLBOARD!” Jaya screamed; her face becoming red with rage. “I didn't even look good.”
Lucía coughed a bit. “I don't know, you looked fabulous.”
Jaya gave her partner a deathglare.
“I mean for the fact that it's almost impossible to make you look bad.” Lucía responded in a panic as sweat started coming down her face. “Your beauty shines through no matter what.”
Jaya looked at her partner before sighing. “You know, that's what I like about you…” She said with a smirk. “... You always try to cheer me up, even if your reassurances are a bit weird.” She turned back to her friend and put her hand on her partner's shoulder.
Lucía went red in the face. The romantic tension was so palpable. This was her moment, finally after all this time, the ice will finally break and she will profess her lov…”
“No one could have a better friend than you!” Jaya said with a confident smile.
The word ‘friend’ hit Lucía's heart like a rock hitting glass. “Oh, okay…”
“Now then…” Jaya said as she pulled herself away from her partner before continuing on. “...I have to make up for lost time. Along with that Megahammer article, I could also write another article on Rose. That would do well to calm me-”
VRRRR!
SQUISH!
Out of nowhere, a car rammed into the two ladies on the sidewalk. It was so fast, it looked like they were hit by a blur rather than the car.
There, laying on the concrete, were two succulent posters. Both of them had their arms to the side and legs as straight as boards. They were not only flattened, but slightly spread out being a few inches taller and wider, almost like they were gingerbread man
The orange, white and tan one was cross eyed wearing broken glasses. It had a straight mouth that clearly communicated ‘What just happened?’ Its poor shirt slightly open revealing some of her chest. Its skirt held up even worse with it, not being able to contain its plump ass revealing its panty covered ass.
The blue and brown one had eyes that looked straight on with absolute shock, its lips in the pucker shape. Its clothes held up a lot better than the orange one, but still didn't disguise that both pairs of melons were comically spread out.
All the posters could do was lay there as they heard a car approaching before coming to a stop.
“We did it, boss.” A woman yelled out as she ran towards the posters and slightly crouched down. “That was easier than I thought it was going to be.”
“Fantastic planning boss!” Another goon said as she ran up to the poster as well. This one looked down upon the blue and brown poster and then smiled. “Squashed these two like a bug.”
Slowly walking over was the third person of this gang, Ayumi. “Piggy, Gears, stop right there..” She told the blonde and black haired one respectively. “... we're not done yet?”
Piggy scratched her head. “Dah, what do you mean, boss? They're completely at our mercy now.”
Ayumi just stared at Piggy and she shook her head. “She says it needs to be drawn out and humiliating and this is too simple.”
RIP!
RIP!
Gears ripped the posters off the pavement. “I don't know, boss. This seems pretty humiliating to me.”
Ayumi walked towards her minion before grabbing the blue poster. “We can do better than just this.” She growled before she started folding the poster in her hands. When she was done, she folded it into a nice square. The top side was the poster’s puckered up face, the other side was the booty. She then placed it in the center of the road right side up.
“You two get back in the car…” Ayumi commanded as she grabbed the other poster and started folding it as well. The upside had the same face but the other side showed off the poster’s orange panties even more with the skirt bailey being visible She placed it next to the blue one, right side up and followed her minions back towards the car. With a wicked smile, she started the engine and…
VRRRRR!
The car instantly backed up and flattened the poor little squares beneath its tires. And it was not done yet.
VRRRRR!
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After what felt like a hundred times, the vehicle mercifully stopped moving. The three dumb criminals got out of the car to inspect the damages.
On the road, the two cute little squares were reduced to eight by eight squares each. The blankets have the same facial feature but much more distorted and warped.
The three hooligans got out of their vehicle; a look of satisfaction upon all of them. “ Oh my that's definitely cruel, you're a genius boss.” Gears shouted with glee.
“Dah, they look so pathetic and wimpy.” Piggy interjected, as she grabbed the tip of the orange one and started pulling…
ZIP!
The two minions pull the sheet up and examine the back. At this point, the clothes panties were more like a very thin thong.
The two goons couldn't help but laugh at the pathetic thing like the immature idiots they were.
Ayumi smiled at the blue one as she grabbed onto its edge.
RIP!
She looked the blanket in the eyes and gave a sinister smile. “Considering how much money I was promised, I'm surprised it was this easy.” she then began folding the blanket up, she kept at it until it was only about an ancient diameter. She then slid it into her back pocket. She then turned to her goons. “Let's get paid girls.”
—
(Back at the evil warehouse)
As the car drove in, the two goons instantly jumped out, pulling upon the orange blanket. It had barely been five minutes and it already looked beat up and worn out. Sadly, the blanket did not get rest as they continued to bend, smash and twist it to a sadistic degree. Ayumi watched happily, this deal was one hundred percent worth it just for those two.
Getting out of the car, she walked to her phone and started dialing a number. “Alright, let's get my payment and my army of minions.”
But no one picked up. Instead, a message played. “This is Milly Rose..” The voice of the message said in a chipper tone. “... If you're calling for any business, especially revenge.
I sadly cannot answer the phone right now until two weeks.”
“You're fucking kidding me.” Ayumi mumbled as she continued to listen.
“I am currently dealing with Cough issues that need to be STAMPED OUT for business to thrive. Don't worry, I'll get to you when I get back. Especially if it involves… my special delivery.”
“Shit…” Ayumi mumbled as she hung up. “... Oh well…” She then pulled the blue square out of her pocket. “I guess I can use an extra blanket in the meantime.”
—
(A week and a half later)
Ayumi was sleeping soundly in her bed like a baby. Wrapped around her was her favorite blue and brown blanket as it pathetically squirmed. Everything was right in the world.
CRASH!
Ayumi's eyes shot open as she lifted herself from her bed. at the other side of the garage were her loyal minions currently playing basketball with a orange, white and tan ball, inadvertently smashing stuff.
“The hell are you two doing?” She screamed at her two henchmen. “It's currently three.”
The two of them looked slightly worried at the boss. “But boss, it's 3 pm.” Gears replied.
“You know my sleep schedule.” The boss growled back.
“Dah, but boss…” Piggy said as she squeezed the ball in her hands slightly. “... Where are we supposed to have fun?”
“I don't know…” Ayumi grumbled back. “... The junkyard or something.”
Both minions nodded to their master. “... You got it boss.” They then both ran towards the exit, dribbling the ball as they went.
Ayumi shook her head as she saw them leave the building. “I love them but they can be irritating.” She then laid back in her bed. “At least you're not annoying Ms. Blanket.”
The blanket said nothing because it was a blanket. It only wiggled in response.
Ayumi then hugged it. “It's a shame I have to give you away soon.”
—
(At the junkyard)
“Hey Christy!” A familiar, and irritating presence yelled into her ear as she laid in bed.
Christy, the blonde, latex wearing bully opened her eyes as she slowly turned her head. Inches from her face was a familiar blue haired, twin tailed woman that gave her a big happy smile. “Carole?” She asked with confusion as she lifted herself from the bed. “Why won't you leave me alone?”
“I wanted to say hi…” Carole said before pouting. “... It's been so long since I've last seen you.”
Christy just gave her a look. “You have come here every single day since you've met me.”
Carole gave her puppy dog eyes. “That's still too long.”
Christy just facepalmed. “You are so lucky that you're too precious to squish.” Christy slowly got out of her bed and started walking towards the door. “You interrupted my beauty sleep.”
“But it's 4 pm?” Carole said as she walked towards the door. “Also, aren't you gonna take a shower?”
“I haven't taken a shower in four years, and I'm not starting today.” Christy bluntly stated as she opened her door and walked to the kitchen to get something to eat. “I understand you always come here…” She added, as she grabbed a somewhat disheveled cereal box. “... But you usually don't wake me up when I'm sleeping.” She then started tilting the cereal box towards her mouth and started snacking down.
“Well, because I wanted to ask you about the two guests.” Carole said nonchalantly.
Christy, spit out her cereal as she looked at her with shock. “The hell?”
“Yeah…” Carole responded with a bit of a worried look. “... They've been playing some b-ball for about an hour. I would've talked to them by now, but I was just so nervous.”
Christy instantly threw away the cereal box. “God damnit…” she screamed as she ran towards the front door. “... I'm not losing another job.”
“What's wrong…’ Carole said as she ran after her. “... They're just shooting some hoops.”
—
(Outside)
WHAM!
The poor basketball slammed into a nearby metal plate; Flattening upon it like Play-doh. It spreaded into the size and shape of a pizza. Its colors mixed and matched to a ridiculous degree.
The two mooks looked at the pathetic plaything. “You broke the ball again.” Gears wined as she slowly walked towards the deflated thing. She grabbed the edge of it and…
RIP!
Rip the trash off of the junk. She started stretching the thing in her hands. “It seems more beat up than usual.”
“Hey, it's not my fault the ball is stupid.” Piggy grumbled as she kicked some dirt. “It should take any punishment we throw at it like a good little object.”
“HEY!” A figure in the distance yelled out at the two. Turning towards the noise, they saw Christy walking over a pile of trash as she stomped closer. “The hell are you two doing?”
Both the idiots scratch their heads. “Who gives a shit what we do in a junkyard.” Gears yelled.
“A person who doesn't want to get fired…” Christy screamed as she got up into their faces. “... Now get out before I call the cops or worse.”
Piggy couldn't help giggling at the junkyard woman. “You think you scare us?”
Meanwhile, in the background, Carole was skipping towards the area as well. She easily saw both her best buddy Christy and the two hooligans arguing with each other. She then looked at the hooligan's feet; noticing the flat pancake crumble on the ground.
“Oh…” Carole mumbled; her eyes lighting up. “... What a colorful piece of rubber.” She slowly walked up and picked it up without her friend or the goons noticing. “So soft and squishy…”
When the dits finally spoke, the two goons finally noticed. “Hey, give that back.” Gears yelled as she reached for the thing in Carole's hands.
SNATCHED!
But she was too slow. “Not so fast…” Christy yelled as she snatched it out of her friend's hand. “... If you want it back, you'll leave immedia-” Christy then stopped herself. She looked down upon the flattened trash. It felt so familiar, like something she felt a hundred times in her hands before. “... This is a person, isn't it?”
Immediately, both the goon's faces went white as everyone just stared at each other awkwardly as as the toxic air filled their lungs
Chisty broke the silence. “I have to say-”
“You cruel people!” Carole yelled as she snatched the trash back. “How could you do this to someone?” She then hugged the pancake. “Don't worry, we’ll save you from these awful people.”
Christy just turned to her friend. “I was gonna say I admire their cruelty…” Christy thought to herself. “... But I guess there's no turning back now.” She then turned back towards goons and told them. “I won't ask again, lea-”
WHAM!
Out of nowhere, Piggy slammed down her fist onto Christy's skull. The force of the punch instantly compacted the blonde body like a soda can. She was instantly reduced to an eight inch tall blop. Her face was completely submerged into her boobs which bulged out of the mass along with her ass. The tough junker was reduced to silly little Play-doh on the dirt.
Carole eyes bulged out of her skull as she looked at the mess on the ground. She slowly turned towards the two psychopaths in front of her; them smiling like demons.
“Give us back our plaything!” Gears yelled out. “Or do you want to be our ball instead?”
Carole looked in absolute terror as the two punks inching closer. This seemed like the end, how could a young heroine possibly escape?
“Look, a distraction!” Carole screamed as she pointed behind them.
Instantly, the two dumbasses turned around. “Where?”
Carole looked at them, completely baffled as the goons looked around. “That worked?
“Where the hell's that distraction?” Piggy yelled as she frantically searched above her.
“Come on dumbass.” Gears yelled back at her partner. “The distraction has to be in the junk.” They then started digging into a nearby trash pile.
“Did… did I find people dumber than me?” Carole thought to herself as she slowly backed away.
—
(An hour later)
The 2 goons walked towards the open gate of the junkyard. Both absolutely covered in trash and a bit grumpy.
“We searched for an hour for that dumb bimbo and our ball.” Piggy complained as she stumped up and down. “She must have booked it out of here.”
“Damnit, I really like that Play-doh!” Gears yelled as she shook her head. She looked down at her hands, which were carrying a new white, black and yellow ball. “At least we got a replacement.” She said with a wicked smile.
“I'm pretty sure the boss won't notice the replacement ball anyway.” Piggy added as both of them left.
For a bit, the junkyard was quiet.
CREEK!
Out of one of the trash piles emerged a very familiar blue haired woman. “Of my god!” Carole screamed, as she took in the slightly less toxic air. “ Thank god, my best friend taught me those trash diving lessons.” A brief thought then came to her mind. “You know, I wonder why she never did it herself to help teach me.” She shook that thought off as she reached into her cleavage. She pulled out the deflated ball. “Let's get you back up.” she then started violently shaking it until…
POP!
Falling face first on the ground was a short orange haired woman with broken glasses. Her clothes were extremely ripped; most notably her skirts, which at this point was almost entirely. gone, giving the world a good view of her orange panties.
“Are you okay?” Carole said as she looked down curiously.
Slowly, the strange woman got up onto her feet. “Blrrrrrrr…” She mumbled as she wobbled in place.
“Yay, you're fine.” Carole then turned away from the person she saved; Her smile slowly dissipated as she looked at the gate. “...but Christy. Where are they taking you?” She then slowly started turning back. “How the hell am I gonna save my best bud-” However, when she turned back, the person she rescued was gone. She scratched her head. “Wait, where did she-?”
FLASH!
Behind a random junk pile, a bright light glowed.
Carole tilted her head. “What was-”
Running out from behind the trash pile was a woman wearing a white jumpsuit and carrying a giant hammer. She jumped on one of the trash piles and then jumped off it, and over the gate before running off at incredible speeds.
Carole stated blankley at the odd event. “Miss, you could have just walked out of the gate.” She yelled hopelessly at the heroine as she disappeared into the distance.
—
(At the evil warehouse)
“What happened to the ball?” Ayumi casually asked as her eyes glared at the black and yellow ball in her hand.
Her two bumbling minions were sweating profusely. “Well, you see, boss, it just kinda got lost in the trash.” Gears mumbled as she shook in her boots.
“Dah, but we got a nice replacement.” Piggy added. “It's just as dumb and bouncy as the old one.”
“THAT'S NOT THE POINT YOU DUMBASSES!” Ayumi screamed at the top of her lungs. “If that ball is able to pop back then our location will be discove-”
BOOM!
An explosion happened at the front doors of the warehouse, shaking the building.
Ayumi slowly turned towards her minions. A look of pure frustration. “Stall whoever that is, I'll prepare the car.”
Both of them just shook in place. “I don't know, that seems pretty scar-”
“DO WHAT I SAY!” Ayumi screamed.
Immediately, the two goons did a salute. They ran over and grabbed some bats before turning towards the door that was emanating scary footstep sounds.
Ayumi throw the ball towards the other side of
of the garage and then made a beeline for her car.
Both the mooks shook in fear as they waited as the footsteps got closer and closer.
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…
Suddenly, the footsteps stopped. The two goons turned to each other. “Dah, did we scare them off-”
CRASH!
The door smashed open, its pieces littering the garage. The two mooks just stood there in fear as a terrifying presence walked through the door, Megahammer.
“Greetings dummies!” the heroine shouted out as she casually spun her hammer like it was nothing. “So who wants to get flattened first?”
The two mooks slowly backed away in fear.
“No volunteers?” Megahammer asked. “Well, I can always do 2 for 1.”
The sound of a car engine then filled the roo..
Turning over, our hero saw Ayumi's vehicle revving up. Looking at the windshields, she saw the mad driver's face with a sinister smile. “Bring it roadkill.”
VRRRRRR!
The car headed straight towards our hero. She only sighed, put her hammer down and raised her free hand into the air.
CRASH!
The car slammed into the hammer. The force of the impact crushed it down to a ridiculous degree. The wreckage flew up into the air. It began to shrink and distort as it rose up and then began to fall down.
POLP!
A can fell down into the palm of her hand. She casually put the can in front of her face.
She slowly opened the can to reveal a meshed up putty inside. It was mostly black with a little bit of tan. The most glaring outline of the cylinder was the shape of squashed breasts and butt that made up most of the circumference of the can, besides the top, which looked like hair.
“Ms. Can. I was talking to them. Wait your turn to get squished next time.” She then shoved the can into her cleavage. She then turned back towards the now petrified with fear goons. “Where were we?”
Immediately, both of them went to their knees. “Dah, We surrender.” Piggy whimpered
“For the love of god, don't crush us with your hammer.” Gears cowardly yelled out. “I mean, we personally didn't do anything bad to you. You could be a little bit merciful.”
Megahammer stood there for a bit contemplating things. “That's a good point.” She said, “If you didn't do anything to me, then smashing you with my hammer after you surrendered would be extremely petty.”
Both the goons nodded in unison. “Yeah exactly!” Gears yelled out.
“Dah. We know not to mess with the wrong people.” Piggy added.
The room went awfully quiet.
SLAM!
Megahammer slammed her hammer directly into both of them. This caused both of them to be sent flying like a rocket directly towards the bed in the garage, screaming in terror.
CRASH!
BOOM!
They crashed into the bed, causing it to explode. Megahammer watched as the dust slowly dissipated with a smile on their face. Her smile then slowly disappeared and she got a good look at what remained in the debris.
Sitting there was a piggy bank. This piggy bank was not goon colored but instead was blue, brown and black. It wore a blank expression as it just laid there. The heroine looked down in horror as she realized Jaya was on the bed and she was made into a piggy bank.
“Oh no, not again.” she mumbled as she got closer to the pig. She silently looked at it for a few seconds before finally getting the nerve to say anything. “Good news, It should only last a day this time.”
The piggy banks, not known for their chit-chat, said nothing.
She grabbed the piggy bank and shook it a bit. There were two coins inside. Untwisting the cap at the bottom, she opened it and shook the coins out of the bank and into her hand.
Megahammer hammer looked down upon the coins. There was something odd about them. They both look like the mushed up faces of the two previous goons, but they look slightly off. She just shrugged as she tied the bottom cap back onto the piggy bank. “ Let's get you home, I've heard this Lucía girl is really worried about you.” She then shoved the piggy bank and the coins into her cleavage.
She turned her way towards the other side of the garage and noticed a little black and yellow basketball. “Didn't think I would forget about you.” She said before picking it up. “Gotta make a detour just for you, as a repayment gift.” She then shoved it into her cleavage. She picked up her hammer picking and walked out.
—
(Two days later.)
In their office/apartment, Lucía wastyping. She was writing a bunch of different articles to make up for all the times they missed. Had to repay those patreon supporters in a timely manner.
The door to Jaya's office/room swung open revealing a somewhat agitated Jaya wearing nothing but a towel wrapped up around her body. She looked positively annoyed. “That stupid warehouse stunk so much.” She said as she casually walked towards her partner's desk. “Wrapped around that psychopath, and then being put into that super idiot's cleavage.”
Lucía looked down at her computer, trying her best not to show that she was blushing. “Well Jaya, at least you didn't spend hours in a junkyard being dribbled on trash..”
“Oh yeah, that makes me feel so much better being an object for a week and a half.” Jaya said. She started sniffing the air. “Speaking of which, I highly recommend you take seventeen showers like me.”
“Will do…” Lucía said with a salute to her partner. “Just gotta catch up on some of the patreon articles.”
“Good point…” Jaya nodded. “... got a lot of writing to do as well.”
“By the way are you gonna write that article about the junkyard woman and her friend and how they saved the day.” Lucía asked.
“Yeah…” Jaya mumbled as she turned back to her office. “... It's the least I could do for them, saving your hide, and indirectly mine.” She then grabbed the handle of her door. “But if I go back there, I'll be wearing a protective suit.” She then closed the door behind her.
Lucía looked at her left drawer. She opened it and looked inside. There were two coins from two days ago. The problem is they should have popped back by now. She grabbed both of them and started playing with them a bit. “What is the deal with you two? Something unnatural?”
—
(Somewhere else)
Sitting alone in her office was Rose. The room was filled with a bunch of oddities. Everything was weirdly coloured, and some of the objects had weird distorted faces plastic on them. Like the large rug in the center of the room that had a big smile on it or the desk that had two blankly staring eyes.
Rose was casually playing with two dolls. “Oh miss petty winks…” Rose said, role playing the green dress doll. “... Remember when we gave the ultra talented and adorable Milly a 9.5 out of 10 for her vtuber content.”
“That's right, that was about a year ago.” She mockingly said as she role played the red dress doll. “That was such a mess up at least now were her favorite playthings.”
Rose giggled to herself like she was a 5-year-old. “Oh boy, it's time for bouncy ball time.”
She then slammed both the dolls together like a child playing with putty. She molded them into a perfect tennis ball. She then threw it to the other side of the room, hitting a bullseye that looked like a plump little booty in the center. “Oh yeah!” The psychopath screamed as she did a little dance getting out of her black and white flesh toned seat.
Just then, the door to her office opened up. Walking inside was her secretary. She had orange hair in a bonbon style. She was wearing a short orange skirt, orange heels, orange dress shirt and thick glasses.
“Oh Ms. Stupidbutt…” Rosy said with her quirky smile. “... Did my package of two dumb bloggers come in today?”
“About that…” She said in a bumbling voice as she pathetically wobbled in. “...Your package is not coming in.”
The smile instantly disappeared as their expression turned into a blank stare. “ You're gonna say psych, right?
Stupidbutt shook in fear. “I'm sorry but they escaped.”
Rosy just gave her secretary a thousand yards stare. “I highly recommend you leave now.”
Stupidbutt rushed towards the door and ran out; slamming it behind her.
Rosy fell back down on her chair. “Stupid party poopers…” She mumbled as she turned her head towards A large bucket to the side of her. She picked out a random coin with the face of a stupid idiot on it. Honestly, for most of these coins, she doesn't even remember where she got them. She slowly walked towards a vending machine that had comically stupid eyes on it and put her coin in. “Two dummy assassins.” A candy bar drop down. She reached into the retrieval area that looked like a mouth before pulling her candy bar out and started snacking down. Her smile then returned. “I may have to deal with this personally.” She started jumping up and down. “Ooh, that's gonna be fun.”
(The End… for now)