(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

“My aching head.” Qiao mumbled as she sat in one of the balcony chairs of the concert. 

Sitting beside her was a somewhat uninterested Bong-Cha. She wasn't focusing on the Qiao but the band playing their music. She had the biggest smile on her face as she bobbed her head up and down.

Standing up beside the both of them was a mildly annoyed Jesse. “Are you ready to stand yet…?” Jesse mumbled at the still dazed Qiao. “...Because I'm ready to sit down. I had to give you my seat.”

Qiao immediately jumped up. “Oh…” She mumbled as she slowly backed away, giving Jesse an opportunity to take a seat. “... Thank you for the seat and um, helping me there.”

Jesse set down. “Don't worry about it. Being under that whale's ass all day is fate I would not wish on anyone, but I think four or five people.”

Qiao looked at Jesse with a bit of concern. “Well um, at least I'm not on your “Fine being under an ass” list…”

“Yeah baby.” Cha yelled as she jumped up, raising your hands into the air. “I'm going to jam ou-”

Immediately, an extremely distressed Jesse grabbed Cha's left arm. “Cha!” Jesse yelled as the other two women turned towards her. “Don't you remember the last time you jammed out in a crowded area?”

Slowly, Cha lowered her head. “All right…” She grumbled before pulling her hand away from Jesse's grip. She got up from her seat. “I'll go dance in an empty area.” She said with a pout before turning towards the stairs and walking up them.

Jesse sighed before sitting back down. “That woman is a lot to hand-” She stopped herself as she noticed something. Qiao was no longer there. Turning towards the stairs she saw Qiao running toward Cha.

“Wait up!” Qiao yelled, leaving Jesse all by herself.

Jesse slowly turned her head back towards the concert. “Oh well, I guess I'll just be annoyed here by myself.” She then sat back and listened to the music. “Cha has some really bad taste in mu-”

WHAM!

Suddenly, a massive meteor of an ass slammed down upon the unexpecting redhead. This giant, headed woman with horns rubbed her ass back and forth, she had an evil smirk before turning towards the stairs. “Simon! I found some seats.”

Slowly walking down was a black haired guy who looked rather uninterested at his partner. Simon looked at the giant in front of her and then down towards the seat. “Kris, You think I'm stupid?”

The horned woman just shrugged with a cute little smile. “Okay, there's one empty seat.” Simon just stared at Kris with contempt. “Like you could make me get off the new seat cushion ” The dragon woman responded with a slasher smile.

Simon sighed to himself. “ Okay…” He mumbled before sitting down beside her. “.. gotta apologize to that woman later.” He thought to himself as he tried to enjoy the concert.

—

Bong-Cha walked up towards the dining area of the stadium. Surprisingly, it was pretty empty. Probably because everyone was currently watching the concert. “Okay, no one's here.” Cha thought to herself as a smile came to her face. She then noticed something.

There was a bartender there. In fact, a very familiar bartender who was currently pushing the butt of a blue-haired girl into a jar. 

“Oh my god. What is Shi doing here?” Cha mumbled as she stared at the old hag finishing up her work on the jar. Cha then looked down depressed, “God, I wish Bao was here instead.”

“Bong-Cha!” Someone yelled out behind her.

Quickly turning around she saw Qiao running towards her. “ Do you need a dance partn-”

TRIP!

Unexpectedly, for both ladies, Qiao's feet lost their balance thanks to her not being fully adjusted to her body. “WAAAAAAA-”

Cha did not have a moment to react before…

PLOP

Qiao slammed into Cha pushing her backwards and causing both of them to fall onto the ground.

“Ohhhhh…” Qiao mumbled as she tried to get her bearings. Before she could say anything, she noticed something, she couldn't move her lips because they were currently occupied with something else.  Looking down, she noticed she was accidentally giving her girlfriend a big fat kiss on the lips. Cha just looked at her in complete shock as Qiao did the same in silence for about ten seconds.

Cha's eyes then switch to another emotion. Pure, unadulterated rage. She lifted her right hand up and pulled it back. “ONE! MONTH!...”

Qiao immediately pulled her head back in a panic. “WAIT!” She screamed in terror. “It was an accident, it was an accide-”

POW!

“PUNCH!”

Cha decked the poor poser in the face, causing them to fly towards the ceiling.

CRASH!

Shi turned her head towards Cha, barely, missing the context of the madness that just happened. Shi then looked up towards the ceiling.

Plastered on the concrete roof was a perfect circle. The only part that was visible of the former woman was a circular butt with shorts looking more like a thong for how much they rode up the ass.

Cha calmly got up and raised her hand.

POP!

Popping down was a strange barstol which Cha grabbed before it hit the ground. Shi watched the pint sized powerhouse slowly walk towards her counter and placed it next to it.

Looking down at it, she saw it had a big smile on the seat area with black hair. 

PLOP!

Cha slammed her booty upon it. “This is where you belong, pervert.” She yelled before turning towards Shi with a look of extreme annoyance on her face.

Shi raised an eyebrow. “What was that about?”

“Better question…” Cha snapped back. “What the hell are you doing here?”

“I got a good gig being a bartender for this concert.” Shi said with a shrug. “To be honest, I'm surprised to see you here too. especially by herself.”

Cha slouch down. “Jesse's here just currently watching the concert. We split off so I could dance, but the mood's now gone.”

Shi shook her head. “I assume you wanted to bring Bao?”

Cha sank lower in her seat.

Shi sighed. “That boy needs to get a better job with better hours.”

“I still need to punch his boss.” Cha mumbled back.

—

(A week later)

At the much quieter stadium a lone woman was drinking some beer while sitting on a small stall, about four inches tall. She looked somewhat down as she drank her mug. “Of course I was the one the tf league sent.” Zoe mumbled to herself. “It's always fun to play, but when you're setting up boring paperwork, it starts to drag on the mind.”

Suddenly she felt someone grabbing her ponytail.

“Huh-” Zoe said and she turned her head to see “Bao” looking down upon her. His face had bloodshot eyes and a neutral closed mouth. Zoe tilted her head. “You're that guy from the gy-”

Before she could finish, “Bao” threw the board patron towards a nearby wall. 

SPLAT!

Her body exploded into a gooey mess, painting the wall, light brown, black and yellow.

Still keeping that same expression. He turned back towards the stool Zoe was sitting on moments ago.

It was the barstool from a week ago, but much shorter. The constant pressure of being sat on had squished the poor thing to its limits. It may have been little, but its width had increased to 3 times its original size. The legs were thicker and more spread away from the circle section. Speaking of the sitting area, it was less flat and more bowl shaped thanks to the massive asses that crushed it over the week. The face texture was even more distorted. Almost looking blobs of the paint rather than a face.

“Bao” bent down and touched the pathetic thing.

POP!

POP!

Where “Bao” stood now was the demon Lucy and where the stole once was now the real Bao stood. His eyes were spinning as he had trouble standing.

“I thought you were gonna come back after the day was done not be a stool for a week.” A somewhat bitter Lucy snarled at the still confused Bao. “I literally run the underworld, and there was no greater hell than working a full shift, let alone for a week.”

Bao's mind finally snapped back to reality as he heard the last part clearly. “A week?!” He yelled in a panic.

“No one knew you were gone, don't worry.” Lucy responded. “ And it was very annoying covering for you. Shi has you do a lot of things around the house”

His memory started flooding back to him. One particular moment choking his mind. “ I didn't know she could even do that.”

“Yeah, yeah big revelation…” Lucy mumbled. “I assume you don't want to do that aga-”

“That was so invigorating.” Bao yelled out.

This caught Lucy by surprise. “ You liked it.”

“For the most part, GOD NO!…” Bao yelled as he rubbed his head. “... That was the most humiliating week of my life, but…” A horny smile came to his face. “ When I was punched by my girlfriend and sat on for hours, a special joy woke in your body.” He licked his lips. “I would go for all of that a thousand times to experience that again.”

He then grabbed Lucy's shoulders and started shaking her. “I need to be able to do this whenever I want. I need to experience that joy again.”

Lucy was somewhat shocked. Was he really that particularly horny about Cha. “So you want me at your beck and call for this?”

Bao nodded like crazy.

Lucy realized what this meant for her. So many boring work weeks but she was a friend to Shi. She reached into her cleavage and pulled out a button. “Anytime you press this, I will come and switch places with you and turn you into Qiao, but…” She raised her hand up towards Bao's head. “... There's only so much I can take, and I will come and switch places back with you if you take too long.”

Without hesitation, Bao grabbed the button and shoved it in his pocket. “Thank you so much weird, magic lady.” Bao then began walking off; A happy skip in a step. “ Don't worry. I won't press it for a while… unless something comes up.”

Lucy just stared at the man with a sense of dread. “I gotta get used to a desk job.”  The sense of dread filling her heart. “ Danmit…”

(The end)