(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
“I hate this job so much” A woman in a one piece white bikini mumbled to herself as she checked out the pool's broken and disheveled supply cabinet.
Most of it was completely wrecked in some way, especially a pink, white flesh-toned and yellow inner tube. The girl, Tilde, examined the inflatable. It was hard for her to believe it came from the expensive pool club a few towns over. Although, it made perfect sense why they would sell it for cheap considering all the plucked up holes covering it.
“I guess you'll have to do.” Tilde grumbled as she slit it over her right arm. “This place is so run down they can't even give their own lifeguards equipment.” She said as she walked out of the storage area. “Whatever, a paycheck is a paycheck.”
—
(At the pools entrance)
Two incredibly short figures walked into the pool area. One was the short-tempered Bong-Cha wearing her standard sunglasses, (now covering her eyes for once) and a two piece pink bikini. Next to her was her boyfriend, Bao, wearing a standard blue bathing suit. Both of them looked extremely happy.
“We haven't had much time to spend together at the pool.” Bao commented with a happy smile.
Cha rubbed the back of her head as she looked at her boyfriend with slight embarrassment. “Well you know, stuff always comes up when we plan a date here.” She said, not mentioning the stuff in question being a lot of her being squished. “But everything's fine today.” She then turned away from Bao and put on a devilish smile. “Especially with that elephant of a woman currently stuffed into a bottle.” She thought to himself. “Got to thank Jesse again for that.”
Bao looked at her girlfriend. “Something on your mind Cha?”
Cha quickly turned back towards him. “Nothing Bao…” She said with a warm smile. “... Just super excited for for this dat-”
“Hello youngsters!” A familiar but terrifying voice yelled behind them. With dread both of them turned around and got a good look at the giant before them. Smiling at them was Shi in a two-piece, gray bikini.
“MOM!” Bao screamed as he looked up in shock. “What are you doing here?”
Shi let out a hefty laugh. “Are you not happy to see me?”
“Not when this is supposed to be just the two of us.” Cha grumbled in frustration. “Your son would like some privacy for once!”
“I understand that but…” Shi said as she let out a sigh. “Well, there is a reason I came and it wasn't to bug you…” She then handed her son something. It looked like a card. “... It's from work.”
“What!?” Bao yelled as he quickly grabbed the card. He quickly went over it. “The absolute fuck!” He yelled in disbelief.
“What is it?” Cha yelled, turning towards him.
“They want me to come to work for an evaluation. ON MY GODDAMN OFF DAY!” Bao screamed.
“The fuck?” Cha yelled out.
“I need to be there in an hour!” Bao yelled in a panic as he started running in place.
Shi shook her head. “I brought the car. Your work clothes are on the passenger seat.” She said as she handed him the key. “You have plenty of time to make it there.”
Bao turned towards the entrance. “I got to go now.”
Cha looked on in disbelief. “But this was supposed to be a special day?”
“The card said it will only last an hour.” He responded as he started moving his feet forward. “I'll be back in about 2 hours, promise!” He then bolted towards the exit and out of sight.
Cha looked on in complete disbelief. “But…but…”
Just then Shi padded the short girl on the head. “There, there, work sucks. It happens.”
Cha turned towards Shi, grinding her teeth. “What the hell!” She screamed at the granny. “Why do you always fuck with me?”
Shi looked down at Cha with annoyance. “Was I supposed to let my son get fired?”
“You're just bad luck!” Cha screamed back like the womanchild she was. “You're a goddamn curse!”
Meanwhile, a very pissed off lifeguard stomped her feet onto the ground. “I hate this job so much.” Tilde grumbled. “It stuns my creative ambitions.”
“Why does it seem like your only job is to cock block your son!” A familiar voice yelled out.
This voice caused Tilde’s eye to twitch. She turned her head to get a good picture of what was going on. There she saw Shi and Cha arguing.
“Listen, I understand you're mad but I have a solution.” Shi said as she padded Cha on the head. “I can tell you who Bao’s boss is and you can punch them later.” She then gave a slight sadistic grin. “Will that make you feel better?”
Cha grumbled a bit before turning away from Shi. “Maybe…”
“YOU BITCH!” A screeching voice yelled out to the two of them. Turning towards the noise they saw Tilde stomping towards them. “What the hell are you doing here?”
Shi confusingly turned to Cha. “Friend of yours?”
Cha also looked confused. “I have no idea who she is?”
Tilde grinded her teeth; her rage boiling to the max. “You're that person who punched me into simple paint on a wall.”
Cha started thinking to myself. “I've done that to a lot of people, so can you narrow it down for me?”
Tilde was ready to explode. “You made me such a boring art piece that you couldn't even remember it! Unacceptable!”
Shi watched this conversation unfold as the gears in her head started turning. She then grew a wicked smile.
“Listen…” Cha rumbled; barely being interested in the conversation at hand. “...I have no time to hear you bitch. So why don't you run along before I make you into wall paint aga-
SQUISH!
Out of nowhere, Shi slammed a small can onto Cha’s head, squishing it into the container.
Cha was completely stunned by the unexpected attack as she stood there in a daze.
Tilde was also completely shocked. Quickly turn to head towards Shi. “How the hell did you-”
“Quiet…” Shi yelled as she raised her right pointing finger up at Tilde as she continued to look at the canned woman. “Let me finish this up before we talk.” she raised her hands up again and…
WHAM!
She smacked her fist down upon the can, squishing the short woman's body even more into it. This time stopping just before the booty which was now three times as original size thanks to the pressure. Tilde watched as Shi grabbed the top of the can with legs and flipped it over. The can section was now on the ground as the booty was raised in the air. The legs were limp with the person inside the can still being dazed.
Shi got on her knees and grabbed the legs. She then shoved them into the can. Now all that was outside of the can was a plump booty with a bikini bottom that looked more like a thong considering how plump the ass had become. Shi put both her hands on the butt cheeks and pushed.
PLOP!
After a little force she managed to get the entirety of the pink hair bimbo into the can.
“Alright then…” Shi said as she turned towards the baffled artist. “... Here's the deal.” She said as got herself into position. “... I always think everyone should have a chance to be on top of a cartoonish situation. So I'm going to let you have a little fun with the both of us.” She then gave Tilde a wicked smile.. “ you up for it?”
Tilde was still in complete shock. “That short bitch was unfazed by an anvil, but this old hag squished her like Play-doh.” The mad artist thought to herself. “How the hell did she even do that?”
“This is only a limited time offer…” Shi spoke up. “... You don't want to miss your one chance for revenge?”
The sweet, succulent word of revenge snapped the mad artist out of her disbelief. “ Yes! Yes! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” she screamed as she reached for the can.
“Hold on a second.” Shi yelled as she grabbed Tilde's hand. “I want to give you a warning first.” She stared at her like she was about to give her a prophecy of doom. “You got less than two hours, after that, I strongly advise you to leave this area as quickly as you can.”
Tilde nodded like crazy kid ready to get a free lollipop.
“Very good” Shi then turned to the can, bent down into a diving position (Unintentionally mooning Tilde) and…
PLOP!
SQUISH!
Shi jumped into the can like an olympic swimmer, disappearing into it. The can shook around for a second coming to a complete stop. No trace of evidence to what just happened.
Like a child jumping at her birthday present, Tilde grabbed the can and instantly tied a spray can lid onto it. She gave it a devilish smile. “ This is gonna be so much fun.”
—
(A little under hours later)
“And that should do it…” Tilde mumbled to herself before stepping back from her new masterpiece.
On a brick wall near the entrance of the pool were 2 suggestively painted women. They seemed to be drawings of Bong-Cha and Shi. However, they were strange. By the very nature of being a mural, both drawings were noticeably bigger. The Bong-cha drawing was seven feet tall and the Shi drawing was nine feet tall. Their height was not the only thing that was bigger. Their plump boobies and assses were ginormous, straight up the biggest parts of the drawing with limbs and body being more noodle shape. Their bikinis were ridiculously thin on their bodies looking more like a one piece thong than anything else. But probably the most seductive thing about them was their posing.
The Cha drawing was slightly bent down, squeezing her boobs together. It was winking as it had its lips in a puck shape like it was begging you to kiss it. Shi was showing the booty off, squeezing it like the other picture was doing with its melons as it was giving a suggestive side eye. It was quite a horny drawing.
Tilde couldn't help but laugh at the site of her art. “I have to say granny, you sure look beautiful painted on a wall.” She threw the spray can behind her before turning to the pink one. “The hardest challenge was making this pink abomination, slightly beautiful in my art style.” She let out a hefty laugh before bending down and picking up her inner tube. “It seems like my time is up.”
The pictures said nothing in response because they were just drawings.
“I assume you want me to peel you off now?”
Once again, the drawing said nothing.
“Fat chance!” She yelled before turning away from her masterpiece. “You're much more preferable as art rather than people.” She started walking away, with a big ass smile on her face. “It's better to keep you like that. Hopefully no one paints over yoGAAH!”
With strength Tilde has never felt before, a very pissed off pink haired bitch grabbed her by the neck. The force of which caused her head to puff up and her eyes to bulge out to a ridiculous degree.
“YOU BITCH!” a very familiar and horrifying voice rang out into Tilde's ears. Cha raised the wannabe artist off the ground as said artist tried desperately to escape. Cha slowly turned her vision towards the wall the graffiti artist was painting on only a moment ago.
Standing beside the wall was a very happy grandma. “Well, I see you didn't take my advice.”
Tilde started flailing around more rapidly as Cha raised her fist.
“I was pretty sure you wouldn't, but it was worth a shot.”
POW!
Cha slam to fist directly into the smug artist's back. The force of the punch sent the bitch flying.
SLAM!
She slammed into the wall, turning into gooey paint before quickly hardening.
The painting was… let's say, less stylish than the former's drawing’s outing. It was just a drawing of a brown ass with a thin white line going through the cheeks; the inner tube the former graffiti was wearing becaming a pink circle around the booty.
Shi turned to it, being less than impressed. “I would think someone like you would do something more creati-”
POW!
—
(Later)
Bao and Bong-Cha were sitting side by side on their lawn chairs, having some time to finally relax. Bong-Cha was particularly comfortable considering she got a nice seat cushion while Bao was dealing with his job.
The sea cushion was also comfortable. It liked Cha booty and had to repay her for helping out a struggling artist. “My kid sure can spot a good butt.” The item thought to itself.
Meanwhile, the freshly painted ass just laid on the wall doing nothing like a good piece of graffiti.
The pink ring around the butt could only look upon the pool, pining to be used for its purpose again.
Hopefully for the graffiti stain, they'll make it to twenty four hours without being painted over.
(The end)