(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
It was a nice and sunny day. Joy happily paced back and forth as she headed towards the garage. Skipping next to her was a small little boy with a big smile on his face.
“We're going to have so much fun!” The strange boy yelled as he hopped along like a bunny on 20 cups of coffee. “There's a lot of silly stuff you can do at a garage.”
Both of them headed towards the garage's gate.
“That's not how we're going to do this stunt.” A familiar voice yelled out.
Joy and the kid turned their heads and towards the sound coming from inside the garage’s parking lot. They stood four women. Jill, Brook, Trinity and Pepper. Jill and Trinity seem to be at each other's throat again.
Joy simply groaned. “Of course they're doing this now.”
“Listen here you tall freak…” Trinity yelled back, grinding her teeth. “... If we're doing this blender trick I'm not going to be the one at the bottom.”
Brook and Pepper looked on with the former looking a bit annoyed and the latter having a small smirk.
“If you two didn't want to do it, why did you put it on one of your milestone goals?” Brook asked blatantly.
Both Trinity and Jill looked at Brook awkwardly. “But money…” both of them said in unison.
Pepper shrugged. “Work sucks but you have to do it.”
“Gals!” Joy interrupted as he walked inside with the little kid. “Can we please not do this today?” Joy then gave her sister a glare. “or at the very least tell me when you plan on doing these stupid streams.”
Jill just looked back at her with some contempt. “You would instantly tell our parents, don't you lie to me.”
“So many funny people here!” The little kid yelled in excitement. “A lazy one, a muscled one and two crazy ones.”
Trinity and Jill instantly turn towards the kid, fury in their eyes. “What did you say to us you little sh-”
Pepper grabbed both of the streamer's lips before they were able to finish. “No bad words in front of the kid.” Pepper said with the same smirk on her face. “You got that.”
Both of them just looked at Pepper with disdain but nodded their heads in agreement.
“Good!” Pepper said before letting go of their lips.
Brook turned to Joy. “Why do you have a kid with you?”
Joy smiled back at Brook. “Some random guy gave me $500 to babysit him for 4 hours.” She then showed them the fat stack of cash. “Sounded easy enough, and the kid looked cute so I accepted.”
Both Trinity and Jill mouths started watering at the side of the money.
Joy then pulled out a list. “He gave me some basic ground rules and…” Suddenly Joy's eyes popped out of his skull. “Darn it…” Joy mumbled; self-censoring herself. “... He needs milk.” She then gave the list to Brook. “...Watch over him for like 10 minutes while I go and buy some milk for him.” Joy then turned and started running. “Hopefully, it won't be too long.”
When Joy disappeared from sight the four women turned their heads towards the small child who was still smiling. “What games are we playing today?” the kid asked.
“Nothing…” Jill coldly responded as she pulled out her phone. “... We got a stream to do.”
“Yeah…” Trinity added. “We have no time to play with a little baby.”
The kid looked down in disappointment. “But I got so many fun ideas we can do together.”
Brook walked up to the kid and patted him on the head. “It's okay Mr. T.”
“Mr T?” Trinity and Jill said in unison and confusion.
“That's his name.” Brook responded as she comforted the kid.
“I have several questions.” Jill asked curiously. “Most importantly, why is he called mister if he's a child?”
Brook shrugged. “I didn't name him.”
“Look you two…” Pepper interrupted. “... It's 10 minutes at most and then Joy can take over.” Pepper then put on a mischievous grin. “Maybe you can even get some of the money off of Joy for helping her here.”
Trinity and Jill's eyes instantly turned into dollar signs before running towards the kid and squatting down.
“Hey there T!” Trinity said with greedy excitement. “What games do you want to play?”
“No you don't!” Jill yelled out as she put her hand on Trinity's face and tried to push her away. “I'm Joy’s sister, so I get a cut of the money”
Trinity, in turn, pushed against Jill's face. “I've talked to the kid first so naturally, I'll get the money for helping him out.”
“You couldn't take care of a goldfish…” Jill sniped back. “... There's no way in good consciousness I'm leaving you with a child.”
“Um…” Mr T mumbled as he looked at both of them, somewhat perplexed. “...You can both play with me at the same time.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out his special pencil. “We can draw something togeth-”
Before he could finish, both the rival girls grab the pencil from his hand. “Let go of it.” Trinity growled as she gave Jill a deathglare. “I'm going to draw something special for the kid.”
Jill and Trinity started pulling on the pencil hard.
“Draw something?” Jill said mockingly. “You couldn't even draw a stick figure!”
“When you try to draw a square, it would somehow come out as a circle.” Trinity sniped back.
Pepper could only roll her eyes. “Look you two, can we not do th…”
SNAP!
The pencil could no longer take the pulling of the two bratty streamers and broke apart, causing both of them to fall on their butts. Trinity got the eraser side while Jill got the pointy side.
Mr T's eyes started watering at the sight of his precious pencil split into two pieces.
“Trinity!” Brook yelled in a surprising amount of anger. “It's barely been 3 minutes and you already broke one of the rules!”
Trinity turned towards the sleepyhead. “It's not my fault…” She pointed at Jill. “... It's this skyscraper of a woman's fault.”
Jill just gave Trinity a look. “This wouldn't have happened if you didn't muscle in on my money.”
Mr T started crying as he sat down upon the concrete. “My little pencil!” He screamed as he bawled his eyes out.
Even the calm Pepper looked agitated at this point. “Great, we need to buy the kid a new pencil.”
Unbeknownst to the four ladies, a hammer appeared out of a dark portal as Brook and Pepper walked over to help their streaming partners up.
Jill rolled her eyes. “It's just a stupid pencil, the kid will get over-”
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(25 minutes later)
Joy slowly walked out of Yummies’s Bank’s shopping center plaza with some milk. She looked somewhat agitated. “How did it take 20 minutes to peel Catherine's boss off the floor? How do you even get that stuck?” She grumbled as she looked both ways before crossing the street. “Her boss sure knows how to get into dumb situations.” She thought to herself with zero self-awareness. “At least I got free milk at of-”
WHAM!
The familiar sound of a hammer squishing some people rang out in Joy’s ears. She turned her head and noticed a peculiar site. It was a giant hammer floating in the parking lot garage. “What on Ear-”
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Joy just stared at the hammer as she slowly walked closer. “What the hell did Jill do this ti-” She stopped herself again as she noticed another sound. It appeared to be crying. Coming to the entrance she saw Mr. T sitting on the ground next to a broken pencil crying his eyes out.
“What the hell did she do?” Joy grumbled as she walked up and picked up the broken pencil from the ground. “Did my sister break your pencil?”
Kid just continued to cry.
Joy just sighed. “Let's see what I can do here.” She reached into her pocket and pulled out some tape. She wrapped the tape around the pencil, fixing it up the best she could. “Hope this works.” She then handed the pencil to Mr T. “Here you go, good as new.”
The tears from the kid's eyes slowly disappeared as he turned towards the pencil. His frown slowly being replaced with a happy smile. “My pencil!” he yelled as he snatched the pencil from her hand. “Thank you so much!” He yelled as he hugged his pencil.
The hammer disappeared from the sky giving Joy a better look at what it was mashing. It covered nearly half the parking lot and was a mix of blue, pink, purple, brown, orange and white flesh tone coloring. Besides the big goofy eyes plastered on it, it was indistinguishable from a highly messy chalk drawing of gibberish.
Joy just sighed as she grabbed the kid and lifted him up. “I'm sure with Brook’s help you can get back to normal.” Joy walked over the mess on the pavement and came to the entrance of the motorhome. She then turned to the kid. “Let's do some drawing.”
The kids screamed with excitement as they entered the motorhome, ready to have a fun day.
(The end)