(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

(Bad End)

Diana, aka Wonder Woman, was flying in the sky over Washington DC. She wore a serious look on her face as she searched the area below. The proud amazon recently heard of two infamous villainesses recently setting up shop in the capital and she's been vigilant in apprehending them before they do anything major crimes. 

After hours of searching, something finally caught her eye. Down below in a small alleyway there appeared to be a hammer. Not a normal work Hammer but a giant, cartoonish mallet. It was obvious who it belonged to.

Wondy just looked on in disappointment. “Oh Harley…” She grumbled as she flew down into the alleyway. “... At least dealing with you in a fight won't be that hard.”

When she landed it was exactly what she expected. It was dark, grimy and the perfect place an idiot clown would hide in. “Come on out Harley...” Wonder Woman yelled, a look of disinterest on her face “...You know you're no match for me so you might as well give up.”

Wonder Woman then noticed a pretty obvious sign to her prey's whereabouts; quite literally in this case. There was a door with a big sign attached to it that read. “Harley and Ivy super secret base! No pesky heroes allowed.”

Wonder Woman just stared at the door. “No way!” she mumbled to herself in disbelief. “Batman's villains can't possibly be this stupid.” She shrugged before approaching the door. “Well, it makes my job easier at least.” She opened the door and looked inside. The room was poorly lit and pretty cheap overall. “This is a pretty damn shoddy super villain lair.” Wondy thought as she walked in, not realizing the huge mistake she was making “All right Harley and Ivy, the jig is up. Come peacefully or this is going to get viol-”

SNAP!

Wonder Woman heard a faint noise coming from above her. “What?” Wondy mumbled as she turned her head up.

Just above her was a massive metal box falling directly towards her. Wondy, in complete shock, did a wildtake with her eyes bulging out of her skull; them becoming bigger than their head. It was all she could do before…

WHAM!

The metal box slammed down upon the cocky heroine squishing her beneath its mighty weight. 

“IT WORKED!” Someone in the darkness yelled out as they jumped forward. This person being the twin tailed jester, Harley Quinn. 

“I can't believe she was that dumb.” A plant suit wearing girl said as she also walked out of the darkness. This woman was obviously Poison Ivy. “You think she would’ve questioned the obvious bait?”

“I don't care!” Harley yelled as she skipped towards the metal weight. She squatted down next to the metal box as she started digging her hands under it. “Much of comedy comes from idiots making obvious mistakes.” She finally grabbed a bit of the former heroine from underneath the metal box “Her dumb ass mistake got us some great comedy.” She then started pulling until…

SLAP!

The mad clown managed to pull out a quite weird looking sheet. It was 5 ft long and 5 ft wide. It was made up of six circles segmented divided into three parts. The first set of circles look like boobs partially covered with red and gold armoring acting like a bra; not that the armor did much good for the newly made rug. The circles on the other side look like a big booty that was getting a major wedgie from its blue and white star covered undies. The most interesting part was the middle section which looked like flattened out and shocked blue eyes. When the heroine was flattened she was doing wildtake, freezing her surprise eyes in place. There was not much to say on the other side besides more boob and ass and the soles of red shoes. The entire thing was a ridiculous looking rug and was perfect for their lair.

Harley smiled as she stretched the thing out. “Just what we needed, new rugging.”

“Not so fast Harley.” Ivy interrupted as she walked towards her girlfriend and the new rug.

“What's wrong, sugar?” Harley asked playfully as she continued stretching out the mat. “It seems perfect for carpeting.”

Ivy gave it a poke with her finger. Immediately, the mat squirmed a bit. “Having your carpet occasionally shake around every time you step on it could be quite annoying.”

Hardly looked at her partner in crime with enthusiasm. “I'm sensing you have a much better and much crueler idea?”

Ivy just smiled back. 

—

(One month later)

Harley opened the door to their lair. “Ivy, I'm home!” Harley yelled out. She waved a disc into the air. The disc itself was mostly purple, with some yellow and red. The front of the disc mostly consisted of boobies with the Batgirl logo plastered on, red hair, cute little bat ears sticking out from the top and goofy, crossed eyes. The tail side of the coin mostly had a plump booty along with the soles of boots “And I got a surprise pillow for-” She stopped herself, dropping the disc onto the ground. 

There she saw Ivy in her underwear. She was laying suggestively on top of an oddly colored white flesh-toned, blue, red, white and golden bed. This bed was made from the rug they got last month. All they needed to do was fill it with air and they got a pretty sweet king size bed. It had the same shape with it only being a little bit more bloated.

“Come on babe!” Ivy whispered as she raised her hands into the air. She snapped her fingers which caused the bed to go into vibrate mode. Something that was a pain in the ass for the two to get working but was totally worth it. “Let's have some fun together.”

Harley began drooling. “Whatever you say Ivy.” She then skipped towards the bed. This was going to be a great night for the two.

(The end)