(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

It was a normal day in Ana's office. She was just casually doing paperwork. Shipments were slow all week. The market just wasn't that good for questionably legal gas. Ana herself was deeply annoyed by this sales downturn. But she had a solution…

The door to her office opened up. “Excuse me…” A voice mumbled out from the doorway. Walking in was a long orange haired and freckled skin woman. She was wearing a purple jumper, jeans and some snazzy goggles on the top of her head. “... I'm here for the collaboration.”

“Finally…” Ana said as she casually put down her paperwork, still having the same stoic expression on her face. “Come on and sit down Ms…”

“Lily.” The plucky scientist replied as she sat down upon the chair. 

Ana could tell that Lily was nervous. “Strange…” She stated as she picked up some documents. “... I would assume you would be used to meetings like this considering your labs long history with…peculiar experiments.”

Lily casually wiped the sweat from her head. “My mom usually did these types of meetings before she retired. I don't nearly have as much experience with the boring office side of the job.”

“That's fine, I find it boring too…” Ana said as she threw the paperwork behind her. She then got up from her chair “... Let's just get to the good part.”

Lily was taking it back. “What?”

Ana shook her head. “I think safety measures are overrated anyway. Let's just get this experiment over with.”

Lily's confusion turned into a smile. “Finally…” She thought as she got up from her seat. “... Someone else who hates paperwork as much as me.”

—

(At the main lab after a few hours of work)

Lily lifted up her welding mask as she put down her welder. She gave the machine a good smile. “That should do it.” She then turned up towards the balcony above the machine where she saw Ana examining what they just built. “We got everything set up!”

Ana didn't make eye contact with her but instead just gestured her hand to tell her to meet her on the balcony. 

“All right Ana…” Lily shouted as she picked up her tools. “I'll be up in a second.”

Ana paid her very little mind as she slowly started jotting down some more notes. “Hopefully, this works.”

“Ana…” Another voice rang out in her ear but much closer this time. 

Turning her head she saw her plump and adorable assistant, Joy carrying a watermelon. “I got the pumpest and freshest melon at the store like you asked. This will work right?”

Ana examined the fruit with a cold stair. “It is adequate.” Ana then turned back to her notes. “Today we can hopefully be on the cuffs of a major breakthrough.”

Ana then heard the sound of running feet on the other side of her. She saw Lily running towards her as happy as she could be. “This is so exciting!” She screamed like a little girl. “If this works it could possibly change the world.”

Ana slowly turned towards Lily. “If this works we are one step closer to changing the world but not quite.”

“So boss…” Joy piped in. “... What exactly are you two doing here?”

Ana finally put down the clipboard and turned to Joy. “It will most certainly be easier to show it rather than explain it.” She then pointed down at the machine. The top of it had a huge vent opening just below them. “Throw it in.”

Joy looked down at the watermelon before casually walking over to the edge of the balcony. Joy struggled a little bit because the watermelon was really heavy. As she started to sweat, Ana couldn't help but blush at the display. In turn, Lily was a bit confused without the full context of their relationship.

Joy was finally able to push the watermelon off the balcony where it fell directly into the vent opening.

The machine rocked to life. Bouncing around like crazy. The sounds of pistons, blades and other such brutal devices become almost deafening. After about 10 minutes the machine went quiet.

Ana turned her head towards the other side of the machine and pointed. “Let us see the results.” 

The conveyor belt exiting the machine slowly moved, revealing the end product. It had the same colors as a watermelon but had a completely different shape. It oddly looked like a washing machine. 

“It worked!” Lily yelled out with a cute little smile. “This is amazing!” The plucky scientist then started doing a cute little dance in celebration.

Ana, by contrast, just looked at her clipboard again and continued writing. “A significant step.”

Joy looked on in confusion. “Um boss, what's the purpose of turning watermelons into washing machines?”

“It is more than just that…” Ana responded. “... Remember that story you told me about your parents becoming a video game console.”

Joy just stared at her boss. “That's not even close to the weirdest thing that's happened to my family.”

“I thought there could be a practical use for something like that.” Ana continued. “The problem is most people wouldn't order human stoves and the people who would only use that stuff once and not keep ordering.”

“It's also ethnically messed up.” Joy added. 

“That's about the 5th or 6th concern I had with it.” Ana responded. “Stuff like that would cause the feds to break in.”

“So we decided to find an easier solution.” Lily interrupted as she still danced her cute little dance. “Using other organic material as a substitute. Stuff like fruits and vegetables can be grown. So we can use that as building materials.”

“There is a slight problem though.” Ana interrupted before finally putting down the clipboard. “The chemicals I used for this are only temporary so it's not a practical solution at the moment. But it does get us one step closer to a technology renaissance.”

Joy looked on happily. “That's wonderful!” Joy cheered. “So this only works on fruit and vegetables, right?”

“No!” Lily yelled out; still jamming to herself. “It works on anything organic material, but food is probably the most practical ingredient for mass production.”

Ana turned to Lily. “Lily please…” She groaned. “... It's not smart to be so carele…”

Before Ana could finish, Lily grabbed her arm and pulled her in. “Come on Ana…” Lily shouted with a smile. “... There's nothing wrong with a little celebration.”

Ana was taken aback as Lily forced her into a tango. “Lily!” The scientist yelled in frustration. “You can celebrate all you want, it's just not safe to…”

SNAP!

Both Ana and Lily's eyes went white as they heard the sound of Ana’s right heel breaking. They both lost their footing as they went over the railing. 

“Oh…no…” both of them mumbled in unison 

CLANK!

Both of them fell off, slammed into the vent opening and disappeared into the machine.

Joy looked on in horror. “Ana! Other lady!”

Despite her fear, she could do nothing as she heard the machine turn on.

Both the orange haired scientists fell on top of each other. Lily was on the bottom and on her back, and Ana was on top and face first. Both women were completely disoriented as the conveyor belt slowly moved them along. 

“My head…” Lily whispered as she started coming to her senses. “... Are you okay An-” Lily then stopped. She noticed one, that Ana was still out of it and two how close both of their lips were from each other. Lily blushed. “Um…maybe we should give each other some spa–”

WHAM!

Suddenly, a piston slammed down upon the two flattening them instantly and forcing them to kiss. It quickly rose up again to reveal its handy work. On the conveyor belt were two funny posters stacked on top of each other. The positions of their limbs going straight down, giving them a plank appearance.

The top side was shaped after Ana’s backside. The most striking thing about the poster was its enormous ass which was stretched out way farther than the normal version. The boobs also had a bigger diameter. 

Out from the darkness a giant spatula appeared and slowly descended upon the stuck together. It slowly started peeling it from the conveyor belt before flipping it over like it was a pancake. It fell back down onto the conveyor belt this time showing off the other side. 

The other side had the exact same shape as the front side including the increased ass and tits ratio but now having the hair and color scheme of Lily

As the posters laid there they increasingly got redder considering they were stuck in a quite big kiss.

The posters at best could only wiggle around as they heard the clanking of machinery. It was far from over.

CLIP!

Something snacked onto the top of the posters. It was the tip of a grinder roller. It slowly went over the two scientist posters, grinding away at them. After what felt like an eternity, the poor posters exited the grinder. Amazingly, the objects bodies were still in one piece. Unfortunately for them, the grinder made quick work of something else. 

It utterly tore apart their clothes leaving them just in their bras and panties. The poster on top underwear being purple and the one under it being orange. Besides that there was a single pair of goggles on top of the purple one's head. This only made them blush even more.

WHAM! 

Pistons jutted out and slammed them in every direction. The sound of squishing flesh echoing throughout. The pistons retracted to reveal what became of the posters. 

Laying there was a cute little 1x1 cube. The cube had two sections. A light brown and orange bottom and an orange, freckled and purple top that was symmetrical with each other. The back side of the cube were the soles of two pairs of feet. The left and right side each had two squashed together breasts, one on the upper part and one on the bottom along with two hands as symmetrical as the breast. The top and the bottom of the cube were entirely taken up by the massive squared asses.

The front side was the most detailed. The pistons seem to peel the posters’ faces slightly off of each other. This caused the front side to be made up of the top half of both of their faces, mirroring each other. The top of their heads, some of their hair, their eyes and the top of each of their lips were all visible. Both faces met in the middle kissing, which was still going strong and keeping them together. 

The top one looked dizzy, still wearing its goggles on the top of its head. The bottom one at this point was agitated giving a frustrated look. It mumbled something out but considering their lips were still locked, it fell on death's ears. 

Just then, a different type of sound echoed around them. It was less clunky and more rubbery. The bottom one's eyes opened wide with a horrific realization. It attempted to move but could only wiggle slightly. The top down one looked at its bottom half in confusion. “It had no idea what was coming as the hose came down upon them and sprayed a weird gas.

—

(Back at the Jablons's motorhome)

“Sweet!” Jill yelled out as she carried a peculiar looking box towards their small and broken TV. “An Ultimate Scam M!” She slammed it in front of the TV and started hooking it up. 

Joy looked at her sister with an annoyed expression. “You damn well know who that actually is.”

“I don't care!” Jill yelled as she grabbed the goggle-shaped controller. “This is my moment to play real games again!”

Joy sighed as she turned towards the game console. It had the same coloring as Ana and Lily but looked far more plasticy. The buttons look like eyes with said eyes looking on blankly. “Like the last time, it's only going to be temporary.”

“Might as well make the most out of it.” Jill pulled out a game disc from the cabinet. “Good thing, I saved this from our last temporary console.” She then slid it into the machine's lips. She pressed one of the eyes to turn the console on. “All right, let's get cracking.

Joy rolled her eyes. She had no idea how long the effects of the gas were going to last on them but it was most certainly going to be for a while. Joy just facepalmed. “I have to make it up to when they’re back on their feet.” 

(The end)