(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

Jacoba and Jesse opened up the door to the dance hall. They were both wearing homecoming dresses that they found in the closet.

The upper part of the Jacoba’s dress was brown, white flesh-toned and light purple. The bottom skirt was pink with some green vine pattern.

Jesse's dress was white, white flesh-toned, gray, purple and pink. Hanging off the back of the dresses' shoulders were four strips that went from white to purple. The skirt section had the same pattern as a trans flag.

Both dresses were extremely comfortable for the pair and would have helped ease their mind a bit if it wasn't for one small detail. There were blankly staring eyes plastered on the boob section of the dresses. Like every other object in this cursed building it was a little unsettling, but at this point they were sort of used to it.

The area was well carpeted, and painted. The dance area itself looks spotless but it was extremely empty. There was hardly anything in the room.

There was a red, white flesh-toned, brown and blue DJ sound mixer. Each of its 2 record discs looked like eyes.

It was plugged into two 5 ft loudspeakers. They were shaped the same but had different colors.

One was light brown, black and blue, and also had a silly, blue hat on it. The other one was blue, brown, pink, gray and white. It also had a purple heart symbol placed in the center of it.

Besides that there was a lonely disco ball hanging over the dance floor. The disco ball was even weird for this place. It looked like an anthropomorphic, female dog with a red cap. It was cross-eyed and had a dumb smile like half the things in this forsaken place.

Jacoba looked at everything nervously. “Are you sure everything is fine? It's not too late to run away.”

Jesse patted her wife on the back, still holding that fake smile. “It's fine. we're just being paranoid. It's normal for a place to have a dog disco ball.” Jesse walked up to the music player. She tried her best to ignore the obvious warning signs as she pressed the play button. The speakers started playing classical music. “Oh yes, the classics.”

Jesse then slowly walked back to Jacoba and joined her on the dance floor. She reached out her hand towards her love. “Let us dance, just like in our younger days.”

Jacoba blushed. She was still filled with fear but she could not help but smile as she grabbed her wife's hand. “Most certainly!”

As the music played, both of them slowly moved their feet with surprising elegance. Despite this however, Jacoba was still shaking slightly. “Let the stress go away…” Jesse humped as they went along with the music. “... Let the music soothe your soul.”

“I don't know…” Jacoba mumbled back, a worried look on her face. “... This place is seriously-”

Before she could finish, Jesse gave her a fat kiss on the lip. “Hush now…” She said in a calming voice. “Let us just enjoy ourselves for once.”

They continue to move elegantly on the dance floor. Showing off a decades worth of pent up dancing talent. Unbeknownst to them two people were watching.

Peeking from the entrance was Sephiria and Tilda. “Excellent!” Tilda mumbled with a slasher smile. “The perfect position to have my fun.” She reached into her bag, searching for something.

Sephiria rolled her eyes. “You know, I could just turn them into roomba's right now. We don't need to be this theatrical.”

“Quiet!” Tilda whispered contemply to the magical freak that could turn her into a lollipop. “It takes precision and skill to make a fine piece of art.” She then pulled out a hook shot.

“A hook shot?” Sephiria said as raised an eyebrow. “I guess it makes sense. About as elegant as a caveman like you can do.”

“Quite shrimp!” Tilda snarked back. She then pointed at the disco ball. “When they get right under it I'm going to shoot it. It will crush them into paste and make them into beautiful art plastered onto the dance floor.”

Sephiria just eyed Tilda. “I could turn her into my back scratcher right now.” She thought. “But I want to see her fail this. It would be pretty funny.”

“Go for it.” Sephiria said with fake encouragement.

Tilda aimed at the disco ball, and waited patiently.

For the first time in about a week, Jacoba was  actually calm. Her mind's filled with pleasant thoughts as she just followed the rhythm of…

SNAP!

CRASH!

—

(Meanwhile!)

Joy and Jill enter the arcade. The place looked cheap but there were a decent amount of arcade games. Especially, considering how bare the rest of the place was.

The place had about 9 of them.

One was yellow, white flesh-toned and orange. It had a picture of a lemon plastered on each side of it. It seemed to be a Pac-Man knockoff where you play as a lemon eating pellets.

The next one was red, white flesh-toned, pink, and gray. There was also a light red hat on top of it. Plastered on the side was a picture of a paintbrush. It seemed to be a feeding frenzy knockoff starring a fish that has the same color scheme as the cabinet.

The third one was blue, black, brown, and gray. A little bow sat on top of the cabinet. Painted on both sides were Ying Yang symbols. The game was a fighting game starring a woman that the cabinet color scheme must have been based upon.

Fourth one the block was a pink, extremely light tan, blue, white unit. It was noticeably smaller than the other ones (which I'm sure did not make it feel inadequate at all). It had a cute little wizard hat on top of it. The decals on the side this time were cute little magic books. It also seems to be a column-esque puzzle game with a chibi but very annoyed looking mage grumbling as the blocks fell down. The game also had a few weird looking animals laying upon the cabinet, which definitely showed the quality of the place that let animals run all over the equipment.

Changing up things a bit with the fifth cabinet. It was a brown, lightish Brown, gold and tan dance dance revolution knock off. A music note plastic on its side. It also was wearing comically large headphones. The game showed a laid back woman dancing along to the rhythm.

The sixth cabinet did something interesting with the colors. The left side was orange, gray, yellow and tan and the right side was blue, purple, tan, gray and black. The left side had a sun symbol on it and the right side had a moon symbol. It appeared to be a platform game starring two sisters.

The seventh cabinet was the most clean looking. It was white, white flesh-toned, pink, black and gray. It wore cute little goggles and had a science beaker symbol painted on each side. It seemed to be a space shooter, I'll be a chibi space shooter starting a ship with the same colors as the cabinet.

The 8th cabinet was uniquely a Punch-Out copycat. It was brown, green, tan, brown and white. Sharing the same color scheme as the game's main star who looked ready for a fight. Fists this time being the cabinets main symbol.

Lastly was a cute little pinball game. It was green, yellow, light tan, purple and white. It seemed to be ice cream themed. Most noticeably there were a few pictures of a very familiar looking woman plastered inside as decorations showing her in many simple or funny situations.

“Lily?” Joy mumbled to herself. “How did this happen?”

“All right! Let's get gaming!” Jill yelled out with zero self awareness.

Joy just slowly turned to her sister and stared at her. She just gave her a look that could kill an elephant.

Jill, ignoring her, walked up to the puzzle game cabinet, the animals running to hide behind it. “I'm going to show you my mad combos.”

“It's pretty obvious what happened here!” Joy interrupted.

“Going to rack in the points!” Jill continued.

“These are obviously people.” Joy growled in annoyance.

“No one's ever going to beat my record on this thing.” Jill continued on like nothing happened

Joy tried to drill it into her sister’s skull “It would be highly irresponsible to play on…”

“PLEASE JOY!” Jill cried out, slightly tearing up. “I haven't been able to play a video game in months! Let me just have this!”

Joy just looked at her pathetic sister. She let out a deep breath. “I'm not joining you on this.

“Good enough for me!” Jill yelled out in response as she pressed the start button and started doing her thing.

Joy looked at the pinball machine. She put her hand towards her face. “What's going on and how can we fix this.”

“Game over!”

Joy turned her head towards Jill who stood there defeated. The little chibi mage was giving Jill the thumbs down while keeping her stoic expression. “You only started playing that 10 seconds ago, how did you already game over?” Joy asked in disbelief.

“Shut up!” Jill yelled as she pressed the start button again. “This game was just being cheap.”

Joy turned back towards the pinball machine. “Maybe I should call Ana about this.”

“Game over!”

“What the hell!” Jill screamed as she banged on the cabinet. “Bullshit.”

Joy just ignored her childish sister and pulled out her phone. “I'm hoping she will have an answer to this.”

Meanwhile, two evil sisters watched from the back.

“It's the dumb, poor water bottle stealers.” Gushy whispered to her sister.

“I remember them more as our comfortable bathing suits.” Plushy responded, a look of sadness on her face. “I miss them, they were so comfortable.”

Gushy face grew an evil grin. “Well, if we give mom the proper material to make new ones...”

Plushy’s face also grew a wicked smile. “I like what you’re thinking.”

“GAME OVER!”

“BULLSHIT!” Jill yelled as she grabbed onto the machine. “YOU STUPID CHEATING PIECE OF CRAP!” She hollered as she started shaking the machine around. “WHO WOULD EVEN DESIGN A GAME THIS UNFAIR!”

The spoiled twins looked at each other. “Let's flatten them up for Mommy.” Gushy said pointing at Jill.

Plushy at this point was super giddy. “It's going to be so fun putting poor people in their place.”

“I WILL SMASH YOU THE PIECES!” Jill screamed at the top of her lungs as she tried to rip the machine apart.

The two sisters then jumped into the room and charged directly at Jill.

CRASH!

SPLAT!

—

(Back at the dance hall)

“WHOA!” Jacoba’s cheap left heel snapped causing her to fall onto her wife and push them down onto the ground.

CRASH!

The disco ball crashed right where they just were, barely missing the loving couple.

The couple on the ground immediately turned towards the broken, dog disco ball. “Holy hell!” Jesse yelled.

“AAAAAAAAH!” Jacoba screamed as she curled up into a ball on top of her wife. “THIS PLACE IS OUT TO GET US!”

Tilda and even Sephiria looked on in disbelief. “How are you that much of a fuck up?” Sephiria asked not so much out of mockingly, but out of general confusion. “I am genuinely impressed.”

“LUCKY BASTARDS!” Tilda yelled as she pulled back the grappling hook and loaded it again.

Jesse was sweating. It was pretty obvious at this point something was going on. I mean, this is probably the point where they leave. No one can be in that much denial, right?

“There, there Jacoba.” Jesse mumble as she proves my narration wrong. “Dog disco balls are usually extremely cheap and are prone to falling. We probably shouldn't have been under it.” Jacoba only continued whimpering at her wife as she put her under her shoulder like a beach ball. “Let's get back to the room and calm our nerves.”

Tilda aimed her hook shot straight out at the couple. “They are mine this time!”

“What about the whole delicate thing?” Sephiria snarked.

“Shut up and let me do my work!” Tilda screamed as she fired the hook shot again.

“Come on…” Jesse whispered in a comforting voice. “...everything will be okay!”

CLANK!

Jesse, at the last second, unintentionally moved out of the way of the hook shot as she walked towards the side exit.

The hook shot wrapped around the hatless speaker. “God damn it!” Tilda cursed under her breath as she saw the couple leave and close the door behind them. “Get back here, painting material!” Tilda desperately tried to reel in the hook shot back in again but it was just too tied up onto the speaker.

“I expected nothing and was still surprised by your failure.” Sephiria said with a happy smile.

“FOR THE LAST TIME…” Tilda screamed at the top of her lungs, as she used all her might and the max settings on the gun to try to get it untangled. “... SHUT THE FUCK U…”

WHAM!

The gun finally retracted. Unfortunately for the mad artist, it did not untangle. It pulled the huge speaker directly towards her, smashing into her and then the wall behind them. It happened so fast that Sephiria could barely process what happened.

She slowly turned towards the wall the speaker smashed into. Speaker fell down revealing what became of the painter.

Her body was horizontally flattened. Her limbs were in an x shape. Her ass and boobs were noticeably bigger in proportion to the rest of her body. And her face wore a painful cross-sized grimace.

Looking at the new art piece, Sephiria could not help but laugh. “Well, it looks like you did manage to make a fine piece of art today.” She then turned away from the peace and started walking. “Next time, do things the simple way.”

—

“What the hell just happened?!” Joy yelled as she turned back towards her sister.

Looking over she saw Jill standing there fuming with rage. Behind her was the arcade machine she was failing at, now laying on the ground sideways, and slightly busted up. The animals that were hiding behind the arcade machine scattered all across the room.

“Jill, what the hell!” Joy yelled as she ran up to the arcade machine. “What did you do?”

“Suplex the machine…” Jill said bluntly and with zero shame.

Joy just looked at her sister, completely confused by the insane answer. “WHY??”

“Because it kept cheating!” Jill responded like a 5-year-old.

“You do know that this arcade machine is a person, right?” Joy asked as she went on her knees to inspect the machine.

“I'm still in denial about that.” Jill responded.

Joy just rolled her eyes. “Help me get her back up.”

Both sisters used all their might to pull the machine up from the ground and back on its feet. They then slowly pushed it back into its original position, plugged it in and put the wizard hat back on. Both the girls backed up from the arcade machine. It was busted and the screen was cracked but it was still functional. The animals immediately returned to it as they sat upon the top, the sides and the controls.

Jill just smiled. “Well, we fixed that up real good.” She then started walking to the space shooter one. “I'm going to go try the other games no…”

PINCH!

Joy grabbed her sister by the ear. “HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” Jill yelled as she pathetically attempted to escape.

“You've lost your gaming rights.” Joy growled as she pulled her sister along towards the exit. “Too destructive with them.”

“Hey, stop it!” Jill yelled as she pathetically tried to break free. “What's gaming without a little gamer rage.”

Joy said nothing as she pulled her sister out of the arcade.

Unnoticed by the both of them was the slight change to the game itself. Not in the gameplay but the aesthetics. The chibi mage was joined by a pair of identical chibi twins, each of them on the opposite side of each other, with her in the center. Their eyes were spinning in confusion. The mage grumbled. Not only was it's cabinet smashed but now it was stuck with two spoiled brats.

(to be continued)