(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

A familiar motorhome pulled up to a strange building’s parking lot.  The door to the motorhome swung open. A tall woman stepped out, a smile on her face. “We are finally here!” Jill yelled out before jumping out. “That road trip took forever!”

Behind her, Joy stumbled out with her face green. She looked like she was ready to vomit. “I forgot how bumpy our home is when it's on the road.”

“Yeah, I forgot how much of a death trap it is as well.” Jill responded as she stretched her legs.

“Don't worry kids…” Next to exit the vehicle was Jesse, her face having a ridiculous smile on it. “... We got the hard part out of the way. Now we're ready for some relaxation.” She then turned her attention behind her. “Right hone…” She then noticed Jacoba was not behind her. “Honey?” She then re-entered their vehicle and turned towards the driver’s seat.

Sitting there was a petrified Jacoba just holding onto the wheel. Her face just stared blankly as sweat came down her face.

Jesse walked over to her and gave her a little hug. “It's okay sweetie, we can relax now.”

“When we put our guard down…” Jacoba mumbled, still keeping her same expression. “...The worst of it comes after us.”

“Come on…” Jesse whispered into her wife's ear. “... It won't be so ba...”

“We spent a week as clown advertisement balloons!” Jacoba screamed back, her fear in no way subsiding.

Jesse sighed as her hug turned into a grapple as she prying her wife off the front seat and carrying her to the door. Jacoba still kept her same expression and body position like she was a statue.

“Okay kids, I got your mom.” Jesse said as she still kept on her smile. “She'll probably calm down once we get to our room.”

—

The family slowly walked to the hotel (well, three of them walked. Jacoba had curled herself into a ball as Jesse held her under her arm.)

The four women got a good look at the hotel. It just screamed 3 stars. Not horrifically bad but nothing really special. Honestly, it was a miracle Sero could even afford this for them considering their money situation.

“Okay girl…” Jesse chimed in as they got closer. “... The first day is mostly going to be set up in our room. After that we're going to plan our week of fu…”

The family stopped themselves as they reached the door and noticed something. Next to the door was what appeared to be a totem. The totem consisted of four spherical objects about 2 ft tall each.

The one at the bottom was a blue shark girl with pink hair. Its face was shaped in an evil toothy grin. It was hard to make out its eyes with the pink sunglasses painted over them. It was wearing some sick headphones. Lastly, it had a shark tail attached to the back.

The next section was light green and looked like an alien being with pink hair. It had a simple but cute smile on it. Its blue and pink eyes stared out blankly with amazement. It also had two green antennas attached to the front of its face.

The third one was a red catwoman with white hair who wore an expression of annoyance, with its yellow eyes staring out with contempt.  It had two cat years ears, one on the left and the other on the right.

Lastly, was the top section. It looked like a wrestler woman with spiky orange hair and a red mask. This one had a determined look on it, like it was ready to throw down.

Jesse, Jill and Joy looked at the strange object with worry.

Joy turned towards her sister. “Do you think that that could possibly have been…”

SLAM!

Jesse slammed her foot onto the ground causing the Earth itself to shake and getting the attention of her daughters. They saw she was wearing a slightly more forced smile as she stared at the totem.

“DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!” Jesse yelled as she put down her balled up wife. “I mean seriously? Are you being fooled by this?” She walked up to the ridiculous totem and gave it a good knock. It sounded like it was made of wood. “You see, it's made of wood. Not people, Ha! Ha! Ha!”

The sisters just looked at each other. “Yeah, but we've seen people transform like this before.” Jill commented.

“You mean Bong-Cha? Ha, why would she do this?” She said in a slightly panicked voice. “We are good friends, at least acquaintances. I'm pretty sure no one else has that power.”

Joy raised her hand. “What about that insane rich wom…”

“ONLY BONG-CHA HAS THIS POWER!” Jesse screamed back in denial.

Immediately the two sisters nodded in agreement.

“Glad we are on the same page.” She then turned towards the totem again. “Besides, could you honestly believe any of these four sections were actually people? Ha! The things that it's based on aren’t even real.” She pointed towards the object. “Are you telling me a shark lady, an alien, a cat girl, and a…” She stopped herself when she got to the human one on the top. “... And this one is…um…an incredibly bad caricature of an actual wrestler.” She then began laughing again. “As a former wrestler myself, no self-respecting fighter would dress like this.”

She walked up and grabbed her curl up wife who was currently too terrified to process anything at the moment. “Come on girls, let's start our wonderful vacation.” She said as she walked towards the door.

Joy and Jill just turned to each other, both slightly worried. “There's a good chance we are just walking into a trap.” Joy commented.

“Yeah, a good chance…” Jill responded as they nodded in agreement. “... But an insane mom is way scarier than being a seat cushion for a week.”

“Agreed…” Joy nodded. “... We just have to hope for the best.”

The two sisters then walked into the sinister building.

The four of them went into the hotel, stepping on the red carpet. An unusual red carpet. The long rectangle rug had an adorable face of a redhead with short hair plastered on it and stretched to a comical degree. The face had a close smile with a tongue sticking out, and its eyes were crossed.

The two sisters looked at each other, sweat coming down their faces.

Jesse bit her lip as she tried her best to keep her smile. “Oh, one of those comical rugs that they usually have at hotels like this.” She turned towards her daughters. “You wouldn't really be familiar with them, more of an old timey thing.” She and her daughter's just stared at each other. “Whatever, just find some place to sit…” She stopped herself as something called her eye.

It looked to be a green, black, White flesh-toned and dark blue couch but like the carpet it had a weird design. The seat cushions look like breasts, The arm panels actually looked like limbs, and the back cushions had a pissed off face painted on it.

“How could I forget the comical couch that usually comes with those silly rugs?” Jesse delusionally said. She walked up towards the couch and put her curled up wife on it. “Take a seat with your loving mother while I get our room key.”

The sisters just looked at each other again before turning back to the couch. They slowly walked towards it and sat down next to Jacoba who was still crippled by fear.

The two sisters looked around. The lobby had a lot of items.

There was a small table in front of them. It was mostly black, pale and gray with bat ears, and blankly staring red eyes. Most of the front side was taken up by juicy breasts, covering up the rest of the face.

Across the lobby, there was a light blue, white flesh-toned, yellow, and pink piano. The music rack had painted on eyes. The piano keys were styled like a mouth and for some reason it had a huge booty in the back covered by pink striped panties.

There was a recliner a few feet away from it. It was blue and white with some pink. The seat cushions had a cross eyed face with a big toothy grin plastic on it. The back cushion looked like an enormous booty that also looked extremely comfortable if perverted.

In front of it was a white, white flesh-toned, brown, blue, and yellow ottoman furniture. The top of it had a cute little smiling face, the front side had massive knockers and the back was a massive booty.

Next to the check in desk was a potted plant. The pot was brunette, White flesh-toned and pink. It also had green eyes with the rest of its facial features covered up by its boobs supported by a pink tank top.

The sisters could tell that this place was exotic at least, and also terrifying.

“You know maybe there's still time to run.” Joy commented.

“Neither of us can drive, we won't be able to convince one of our moms to run, the other is basically a vegetable right now and I'm not walking back.” Jill responded. “We got to pray that this is just a very weird hotel.”

Jesse walked up to the check-in desk. She looked down upon it. There was an adorable, chibi bobblehead in the likeness of a female kitsume with long black hair. Its face had a determined but adorable expression. It had its arms crossed and a jacket hanging from its back.

Jesse then turned her head towards the register. It was orange, and White flesh-toned. It also looked like it was wearing blue glasses.

Jesse started shaking slightly as she reached for the bell. The Bell itself was white flesh-toned and light green and oddly had some fairy wings on it.

DING!

Ringing the bell, Jesse waited patiently. Slowly, from the back, the most unsuspicious and unremarkable woman walked out. She was so unremarkable I'm not even going to bother describing her. “Greetings dear, welcome to the Squishthem hotel.” She said in a surprisingly calming tone.

Jesse stood there awkwardly. “Greetings.”

The normal cashier shook her head. “What? Are some of the appliances making you nervous?”

Jesse stood there nervously.

“Don't worry dear…” Cashier responded, trying to calm her nerves. “... It's just some theming. They are not people.”

Jesse took a sigh of relief. I mean, it was just the cashier's words, far from proof, but she was looking for any reason not to immediately abandon this vacation and run out screaming with her family. “That's good to know.” She said as she reached into her pockets. “We've just been having a stressful couple of months, and we just need a good vacation.” She handed the cashier the coupons.

The cashier grabbed them and smiled. “Very good…” She shoved them into her pocket. “... Let me get you the keys.” She then turned around, reached for some keys on the key rack, turned around again and handed it to Jesse.

“Thank you for your service.” Jesse said with a slightly less forced smile. She turned towards her kids. “Alright kids, pick up your mother and let's get to our room.”

Behind the desk the mysterious woman looked on happily as they walked deeper into the hotel. The plan was working flawlessly

—

Jesse opened their hotel room door. “Okay girls!” Jesse said in a chipper voice, still holding on to her wife like a beach ball.

They stepped on a welcome mat. The welcome mat's texture was mostly covered with dark green silk resembling the shape of boobies. Blankly staring eyes peeking out from the top along with some purple hair.

“It's time for some relax…” Jesse then stopped herself.

The room was nice but weird. There were three beds. Two regular and one king size bed, but that was not the weird part. Like most of the stuff in this crazy hotel the objects had weird coloring. The pillows look like eyes and breasts and the sheets look like clothes.

One of the smaller beds had colored purple on the headboard that looked like hair, it was yellow and green on the pillows and upper sheets, light blue at the end of the sheets and had a dark green footboard.

The other normal size bed was shaped the same but was differently colored. Its headboard was colored orange, tan and orange on the pillows and upper sheets, brown at the end of the sheets and an orange and tan footboard.

The king size bed was even more bizarrely pattern. The coloring patterns were vastly different depending on the left or right side.

The left side’s headboard was light green, the pillows were purple and gray, and the rest of it was only gray. The other side had a gray headboard, and was mostly solid purple for everything else except for some scattered blue diamond shapes.

The four women just stared in silence as they looked at their beds for the next week.

“Already girls!” Jesse yelled as she broke the silence walking up to the king side bed. “It's getting late, let's get some shut eye.”

“Question!” Joy mumbled as she raised her hand. “Can we sleep in the motorhome?”

“No!” Jesse yelled. “We are going to have a fun vacation with zero worry for once in our goddamn lives!” The room went into awkward silence again. “Now that everyone's on the same page…” She then turned back to the king size bed and plopped her wife on it. “You can watch some TV to calm your nerves if this stuff is really bothering you.” She grabbed the TV remote that was sitting on a tiny drawer.

The drawer, like everything else, was oddly colored and shaped. The top of it was colored yellow. The left and right side of it was colored red on the top and blue on the bottom. The top drawer looked like blankly staring eyes and the bottom looked like plump breasts covered by some orange clothing.

Jesse threw the oddly colored remote at Jill who caught it. Looking down in it, they saw it was gray, green and brown.

They then turn to the TV seeing that it was pink, blue, yellow, and purple. It was hard to see but the TV had a nice ass on the back.

The TV was resting on a colorful dresser and had four sections. The top being pink and light brownish. The section below that was mostly red but had the shape of boobies. After that was the next section which was blue and sort of curved like hips and ass. And then lastly, at the bottom, was a pink, yellowish and purple coloring bass. It was somehow the most perverted thing they saw today.

Jesse pulled the sheets over herself and her love. “Make sure the TV isn't too loud so we can sleep.” She then reached for the lamp.

This lamp went back to the tradition of having eyes for some weird reason, this time being the light bulb. The shade was colored brunette and light brown. The body was mostly pink with some light blues and the felt that was a darker pink and almost looked like shoes.

“Good night!” Jesse said before turning off the lights. This left her daughters to stand in the dark.

“This is really going to suck.” Joy mumbled.

“It's not like we're not used to it at this point.” Jill replied, dread still filling her heart.

—

(Meanwhile)

It was the middle of the night and the unremarkable cashier was walking to the storage room. She opened the door and walked inside. There were women sitting inside. All of them were very familiar.

“So they arrived, right?” The freakishly tall biker, Christy asked.

“Yes they have, but I want to talk to you girls about something.” The cashier's body started morphing. Becoming a much more interesting individual. The much more terrifying individual, Collector Katie. “Why exactly are all the appliances made of people? I straight up arrived 2 minutes before they did and had to spindoctor an excuse to keep them here.”

A freakish clown Squeaks said nothing except pointing at the fat rich lady, Lusty.

“You said to rent out a building for this. I didn't know it would literally have nothing in it.” Lusty grumbled. “And I don't like being talked down to by poor people.”

Rena bowed in front of Katie. “I'm sorry, I should have been more vigilant, but it was the only way to replace everything. Lots of popping around the planet and even dimensions, but I think we managed.”

Katie looked at Rena. She just couldn't be mad at her. “I understand why but it nearly caused them to run out screaming. Thank God they're idiots.”

Lusty just sighed. “You're lucky that I have my powers to cover.” She then held up her fist.

“Mom makes the dumb, poor people into something more valuable.” Gushy commented.

“That's what makes her the best at being rich.” Plushy added.

The mad graffiti artist, Tilda was just throwing her spray can up and down out of boredom. “Plan was to paint over them but unfortunately we barely got everything set up before they arrived. I had no time to do it.” She grabbed her spray can tightly. “I can paint over them now.”

“No, that would make them more suspicious at this point, especially with the explanation I gave them.” Katie grumbled. “We just got to roll with it.”

The mysterious and creepy magician, Sephiria piped up. “It doesn't matter.” She grumbled. “I can just turn them into objects real quick and we'll be done with it.”

“You can do that?” Gushy asked

“Thought only mom and that dumb, ponytail, short stack could do that.” Plushy

“I didn't feel like getting my hands dirty with that many people.” Sephiria explained. “Beneath my standards.”

“You think I am beneath your standards.” Lusty raised her fist. “Do you really want to become a coffee table?”

“Last time I was, it was boring.” Sephiria added before turning to Katie again. “So, we're just transforming them in their sleep right?”

“No…” Katie replied. “We're not going to do this simply.” She then gave them an evil grin. “I've gathered all of you because you have a personal vendetta against this family as well as that pink-tailed lady.”

“We're going after her after we're done with them right?” Christy asked, fury in her eyes.

“Of course.” Katie replied.

“I can't wait to paint over that bitch.” Tilda added

Katie continued her monologue. “We're going to let them have fun for a bit, and then we're going to have them pounded, squished and completely humiliated before I shove them into a frame forever.”

Sephiria just stared at the red shirted interdimensional being. “Or I could just close my eyes at them and turn them into objects.”

Christy slammed her foot down. “I agree with the redshirted weirdo. We got to burn them for this. That way they'll make a nice, permanent bean bag chair.

“I want those poor bastards to suffer so I'm with the poor collector as well.” Lusty yelled out.

“The best artist is made from suffering.” Tilda screamed. A passionate look in her eyes.

Squeaks just pulled out a sign that read. “Sounds fun.”

Sephiria just grumbled. “Okay then…” She turned back to Katie. “... What is the game you want to play?”

Katie grew a mischievous grin.

(To be continued.)