(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
Walking out of Yummies Banks was a somewhat bored Shi holding a few groceries bags. Ever since she got the itch back every moment without insane cartoonishness was so boring to her. It's become a serious annoyance in her life “I wonder where Cha is? She would be fun to mess with. Maybe Christy can come in for an extra day? Are the Dust Bunnies busy with anything? Maybe those Cafe girls need more training?” These thoughts race through her mind.
“I can do this!” An unknown voice yelled out, so loud that everyone in the plaza could hear it.
Shi turned her head. There she saw two women standing outside of the aqua gym. One was a pretty tall muscular woman with short black hair, white jeans, a quite revealing red bra and a coat hanging off her shoulders. The other was a much smaller woman with black hair and a ponytail, blue coat, red pants, white shirt and an eye patch. They both also had samurai swords.
“Wow, these two are so tacky…” She thought to herself as she started turning away. “Wait a minute…” She noticed something behind the two women. Two silly smiling faces. She looked at the eye section of them, the gears in her brain turning. “Oh, that's why I haven't seen her all day.” She put her grocery bags onto the sidewalk. “It would be funny to leave her there but that would probably break my sweet, little Bao’s heart.” She then started walking towards the two.
“You seem kind of nervous, Tawa…” Asura asked, showing some surprising concern for her daughter.
Tawa herself started breathing heavily. “It's nothing mom…” She grumbled. “... It's just when we find a new spot to train, I never know what to expect.”
Asura nodded. “That's very understandable…” She said as she padded her daughter on the head. “... To ease your mind, I will show you what we're doing today.”
Tawa tilted her head. A mix of fear and anxiety feeling her lungs. “Yes, I guess that would be most apprecia…”
POW!
Asura pounded her daughter on the head. The force of the punch compacted her to a ridiculous degree. Her body was reduced to a little smush stub on the pavement. The middle was pure black with a ponytail in the center. To the side of it were a pair of flattened hands. The former women's boobs and breasts jutted out from the center, now five times their original size.
“Today's lesson is smashing you with weights to help you resist those effects…” Asura said with a smirk. “... If that could crush you we have a long way to g…”
“Excuse me…” A voice beside the master ran out in her ear.
Turning her head, Asura saw a familiar and rage inducing sight.
“Why did you squash that woman?” Shi nonchalantly asked.
“You!” Asura yelled, pointing her finger at the tall woman. “What are you doing here?”
“Well, for one thing this is where I get my groceries…” Shi replied, not even processing the other woman's rage. She just looked at the crudely made art on the glass walls “... For another, I need to peel those dorks off.”
“Don't play dumb with me!” Asura screamed as her face started to glow. “You will pay for humiliating me!”
Shi pondered what this woman was saying, trying to call back to what she was even talking about. “Oh, you're that table I had almost a year ago.” She then smiled. “You were a great replacement, thank you for that.”
Asura's hair turned white as her eyes started to glow. “You dare mock me, old hag!” She prepared her punch. “I will smash you into…”
At a speed Asura couldn't even comprehend, Shi grabbed the tip of her white hair. “What are you…”
PLUCK!
Shi pulled a single strand of warrior women's hair off her head. “What the hell was that abo…”
POP!
Instantly, Asura’s body exploded. Not like a regular bomb but more like a confetti bomb. Bits and pieces of the confetti that was once a woman rained down around the area. The only non confetti part left were two eyes floating in the air.
PLOP!
Eventually, gravity took over and they fell upon the sidewalk, right besides the pancake the former woman made earlier.
Shi smiled as she bent down to get a better look at the eyes. “I think a Master would not let their guard down like that.”
The eyes only looked upon Shi with rage. It was all it could do at the moment. Shi then turned her attention towards the smiling faces painted on the window. She started walking towards them. “Let's get you down from there…”
SQUEAK!
Shi was a bit surprised. She looked down and saw the pathetic, crumpled up mess that the previous woman turned confetti made. Her foot squashed it down even more causing the boobs and ass to grow even bigger.
“Oh, I almost forgot about you…” Shi whispered as she bent down again.
RIP!
She peeled the pathetic thing off the pavement. She lifted it up to her head. Shi slightly frowned. “It would be pretty cruel to leave you like this.” She then grabbed it with both hands.
SQUISH!
She squeezed it together and rolled it in her hands like Play-Doh. After 10 seconds she stopped.
In her hands was a cute little, multi-colored basketball. The front half looks like squashed breasts and the back half looked like a chunky booty. Shi dribbled it a bit before stopping.
“I'll fix you back up when I get home.” She then shoved it into her cleavage. She then turned back towards the two smiling faces, the reason she came to this area to begin with. She grabbed the tips of each circle and started pulling.
RIP!
She pulled both of them off the window like a sticker. She then crumbled them into a little ball and stuffed them into their cleavage as well.
She then turned towards the eyes. “I guess it would also be mean to leave my best table on the street as well.”
The eyes looked at her with the burning hate of a thousand suns.
—
(At Shi’s house)
Shi plopped her booty onto a blue bean bag chair with the decal of a simplistic smiling face on it. Beside her was another blue bean bag chair with the same dumb face on it.
“Sorry girls…” She said casually she reached into her cleavage. “...I was going to restore you right away but…” She then pulled out the boob ass ball from earlier. “... But I want to talk to someone first.” She then began pulling up on the ball.
POP!
Instantly, Tawa popped back into shape, briefly hovering in the air before plopping onto the other bean bag chair. She laid there, dazed and confused. “I think trading's too rough today mommy…” She mumbled, not processing where she was at the moment.
“Sorry about the cramped travel…” Shi joked. “... But hey, it was free.”
Tawa shook her head as she started gaining her senses. “Where am I?” She asked, looking around the boring living room. “What's going on, where's my mast…”
“Um dear, are you paying attention to me?” Shi asked.
Tawa immediately jumped off of her bean bag chair and drew her sword, pointing it at Shi. “Who are you?” She screamed with a panicked look in eye. “Where's my mother!”
Shi looked on, unimpressed. “Why do you have a sword? I thought you were just going to the gym?”
“To slay monsters like you!” Tawa yelled out, trying her best to sound badass, but unable to hold back her fear. “Now, where's my mother?”
“All right…” Shi said as she reached into her cleavage. She pulled out two white orbs with one having blue coloring in the center and the other having red.
Tawa did not need much to put the pieces together. “Mo…mommy?”
The eyes just looked upon Shi with fury.
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!” Tawa screamed, tears running down her face.
“Don't worry…” Shi said nonchalantly as she squished the pathetic eyes in their hand like they were stress balls. “... I can fix her as good as new.”
Tawa looked at the psycho granny completely befuddled. “How!” She screamed. “There's nothing left of her but the eyes!”
“Observe…” Shi casually replied as she squeezed both eyes in the palm of her hands, squishing them a bit. She then shook them around like they were a pair of dice. “... Just a second…” She then threw them onto the ground, flattening them on the surface of the carpet.
POP!
Instantly, and unbelievably, Asura popped back dazed but in her normal, human shape. She laid on the ground first, booty hanging high in the air.
“There you go, all better…” Shi teased as she padded the arrogant master on the booty.
Tawa was completely stunned, a mix of relief, confusion and amazement. “How on earth did you do that?”
Shi instantly turned around towards the novice apprentice. She shot Tawa an evil smile. “Do you really want to know?”
Tawa looked at the woman, her eyes showing nothing but fear. “Um…ummm…”
POW!
Suddenly, a large fist came down upon the seven foot tall granny instantly flattening her body. “You fucking dare!” A very conscious and furious Asura screamed as a hell of a lot of purple ghost fists surrounded her.
POW!
She slammed her ghost down fist upon the flattened granny again.
POW!
She did it again…
POW!
And again…
POW!
Look, you get the point…
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
After a full 2 minutes, Asura relented. The smug granny was reduced to nothing but a 6 ft in diameter gray stain on the carpet.
Asura smiled as her energy fists dissipated. “Take that you cheap shotitng granny.” She yelled in victory before turning to her daughter.
Tawa just wore the biggest smile on her face. “That was excellent, mom!”
Asura's smile as she looked at her daughter. “That's how you deal with witches, this is what the Yami Clan is capable of!"
Tawa’s smile slowly disappeared. “but it seems like I'm still terrible at it…” she mumbled with a big frown. “... I was too scared to even swing my sword.”
Asura just shook her head. “Well, that's okay…” Her mother said with reinsurance. Both not noticing the goo was now moving beneath her feet. “... We just need to increase the number of times I squish you during training.” She then flexed her muscles. “I believe with enough practice I believe that you can when they surpass m…”
KRUNCH!
Like a Venus flytrap, the goo instantly sprouted out and snatched the arrogant warrior like she was a fly.
“Mom!” Tawa screamed out as she dropped her sword and started shaking in fear.
The goo only took a few seconds to metamorphosize into a very familiar and very terrifying old lady. “I'm back...” Shi joked striking a sassy pose. She was now chewing on something like a piece of bubble gum. “... I could have done that sooner but I wanted to do it at the funniest moment.
Tawa was utterly speechless. She would have asked what happened to her mother but considering the old hag was chewing something, it was easy to put two and two together. She got confirmation pretty quickly on her assumptions.
Shi began blowing a very familiar, black, White, red, and tan skin color bubble. The bubble had a face of pure confusion and hate on it. Said face got even more dumber as it was stretched by the air blown into it.
POP!
The bubble popped before Shi used her tongue to shove it back into her mouth. “By the way, your mother's pretty bitter tasting.”
Tawa immediately grabbed her sword from the floor. “Give my mother back you crazy witch.” She demanded.
Shi just continued chewing like nothing was happening. “So pink-tails II, I've heard you've been training?”
“Yes!” Tawa yelled out, desperate to hype herself up. “I've been trained on the path to slay demons like you! Now unhand my mother!”
Shi stared at the arrogant swordsman in the eyes causing the little dweeb confidence to disappear. “I got a proposition for you!” Shi said with a wicked smile. Tawa just shook there, unable to respond at this point. “Accomplish two things at once, save your mother and become stronger.”
Tawa started sweating buckets. “YOU THINK I WOULD TAKE A DEAL WITH A DEMON!”
“No, no,no,no. I'm no demon….” Shi reassured her. “... Demon powers are below the techniques I can teach you.” Shi words did not calm the wouldbe swordswoman's mind. “I want to teach you some of my techniques.”
This caught Tawa completely off guard. “Why!” Tawa screamed, being at her absolute limit. “Why do you want to train me?”
Shi shook her head. “Boredom and pitty.” Shi suddenly put on a more serious face. “I know what it's like to have so much determination but so little power. You gotta work hard to get that respect.” Shi then slammed her booty on one of the bean bag chairs. “So what do you say? Can train you or squish you for fun. What do you want to pick?”
Tawa had a hard time processing the situation right now. This was obviously a trap, but what could she do at this point? Running would be dishonorable. Especially leaving her mother with this mad beast. Tawa took a deep breath before putting away her sword. “Okay fine.” She responded as she slammed her booty onto the other bean bag chair. “I'll play your stupid game demon.”
“Very good dear!” Shi said as she rubbed her ass upon her bean bag chair. “By the way, do you like your seat?”
Tawa laid back upon the bean bag chair. She had to admit it was pretty damn comfy, but she wouldn't admit it. She couldn't show weakness.
Shi could see right through her. “Glad to see it's helping you calm down.” She then gave hers a good slap. “They're pretty good at relieving stress.”
If bean bag chairs could have grown, they would at this very moment. For the goofy looking objects, this training was going to be especially long.
(The End!)