(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
Chi was excited, another chance to throw down in the ring. Sure, 28 times in a row she got her ass handed to her but 29 would be her lucky number. She sat on a bench pulling up her blue and pink boots. She then put on her blue and pink fingerless gloves. “There we go…” She said; jumping up from the bench as she adjusted her blue mask. She looked down upon her attire. Her mostly blue wrestling suit fit on her snuggly. The patterns of pink lightning littering it as well as her pink heart emblem on her left bra area. The suit had an enormous boob window along with a stomach window to show off her beautiful, brown skin. “I'm ready to do this!” She yelled out as she straightened her blue, long hair.
SLAP!
“EKKKKK!” Chi yelled as she felt a strong pain in her backside.
“How are you doing, honey…” A familiar and welcoming voice whispered over her shoulder. Turning around, Chi saw her beautiful, light brown freckled skin girlfriend standing there. She was wearing her big, poofy, blue hat that gave her cute body a silly touch. Snuggly around her thighs were short black jeans with overall straps attached to them. Her blue shirt could almost be counted as a bra for how much cleavage it showed. Her legs were covered with long, blue socks that went up to her knees that perfectly complimented her blue sneakers.
“Kairi!” Chi yelled in surprise. “What are you doing here?” She then blushed. “I told you to wait outside…”
Kairi started pulling upon her long brown hair. “You think I would miss an opportunity to see you change.”
Chi went red in the face. “How long were you watching?”
Kairi just smiled back. “Long enough.” Slowly however, her smile faded and was replaced with mild concern. “Are you sure about this?” She asked. “These matches don't really go well for you.”
Chi gave her girlfriend a smile. “Don't worry about it babe…” She said as she started flexing her muscles. “... Just dirty cheaters…” She then started punching the air. “... This time I'm ready to throw down.”
Kairi let out a small giggle. “Spunky as ever…” she then walked close to her girlfriend.
Chi was taken aback “Wait wh…”
KISS!
Kairi kissed Chi on her fat lips. Chi went red in the face from the sudden erotic attack. “Go get em champ.”
Chi just stood there, cross eyed, with a big happy smile on her face.
“Hmmmm…” Kairi pondered as she examined her girlfriend who seemed to be currently blue screening. “... That kiss must have knocked you out.” She walked behind her girlfriend again and raised her hand. “Hold on a second.”
SLAP!
“EKKKKK!” Chi yelled as she started running towards the exit. “I'm going, I'm going!” She yelled before running out of the locker room.
Kairi sighed to herself. “She's going to get destroyed again, isn't she?”
—
Chi slowly walked up to the ring; coming to the ropes. she puffed up her chest as she tried to psych herself up. “All right Crazy Blue…” she mumbled to herself. “Let's get crazy!” She jumped over the ropes and got a good look at her opponent.
Sitting at the other corner was a woman over 6 ft tall. She had greasy blonde hair and quite an interesting wardrobe.
She was wearing a two-piece wrestling suit. The shirt section was quite skimpy, with it barely containing her cleavage. It was red, white flesh-toned, black and white. The most curious thing about it was the painted on eyes that looked very pissed plastered on the boob section of the shirt.
She was also wearing blue and brown gloves that looked a bit chubby, as well as a pair of brown and purple boots. On her face was a gray and tan bandana covering her eyes like she was a Ninja turtle.
Getting up from her stool, Chi was able to see her wrestling shorts. They were green brown and a little bit pinkish white. The opponent briefly turned around towards the crowd holding her hands up which gave Chi a good look at her booty. The shorts were riding up something fierce, and like the bra, had painted eyes on it, this time the eyes looking on in fear.
The mysterious wrestler turned back towards Chi, and gave her an evil smile. Despite all the flashing warning signs blaring out for her to run, Chi was still confident, ready to throw down. She raised her fists up. “Easy prey!” She thought to herself.
Just then the announcer grabbed the mic “In this corner we have the illustrious, the fast, the squishy, Crazy Blue!”
The crowd went wild, including Kairi, who is currently holding a cute little plushie of her girlfriend and holding up a sign that read “Let's Get Crazy!”
The announcer then pointed towards the very large woman. “and in this corner, it is that the detestable, sociopathic, sickening Chirsty!”
Crowd instantly booed the blatant heel, Christy giving them no mind.
“Too lazy to even come up with a wrestling name…” Chi thought as she prepared her fists. “... Easy pickings.”
The announcer then raised her fingers into the air. “On the count of three…”
Chi became hyper focused as Christy continued to be relaxed.
“3, 2, 1…”
DING! DING! DING!
Like lightning, Chi jumped into the air, and towards her opponent, fist ready to smash. “Time to become play…GAAAAAAH!”
Chi was snatched out of the air by her neck. The pressure from the grab caused her face to bulge out. Christy smiled as she looked at her prey as it pathetically struggled to escape. “Pathetic…” The big bully said as she grabbed Chi's feet. “... Let's see if you can get even more pathetic.”
SQUISH!
Like Play-Doh, Christy crushed the cocky wrestler in her hands and started rolling her up. 30 seconds later she was done molding her toy. In her palms was a basketball shaped dork. The front side of the ball had massive breasts and confused spinning eyes plasted on it. The back side of the ball had a plump, brown booty with a thin blue line going between the cheeks along with some boot soles plastered on. It was clear as day it was even more pathetic now.
The ball pathetically wiggled in her hands. “What a loser.” Christy said before…
BOING!
BOING!
BOING!
BOING!
BOING!
She bounced the pathetic ball onto the wrestling mat, every bounce causing it to squeak in pain. “I'm bored of this game.” She said as she stopped dribbling the ball. She gave the ball another evil look. “Maybe some soccer will help.” She then began juggling the ball with her knees like a soccer ball. At this point the ball looked like it was ready to throw up.
Christy grabbed the ball mid air again, staring at it, and figuring out what torturous game to play next. “Her evil smile then became wider. “Let's go back to the bouncing.” She raised the ball up and…
WHAM!
The pathetic ball slammed down upon the mat. The impact stretched and flattened the orb into a pathetic 4 ft in diameter circle on the ground. The only parts of the ball showing where it's cartoonish eyes and massive breasts. The ball's eyes continued to spin as Christy stepped upon the pathetic pile, rubbing her feet. “Losers always squish pathetically easily…” She then turned around and walked off the circle. “... Maybe I'll get a real challenge next…”
POP!
Just then, Christy heard a sound. A sound that she could only describe as stupid defiance. Turning around, she saw a 3 dimensional idiot standing in front of her. “We're not done yet!” Crazy Blue yelled with a cocky smile, fists ready for round two.
“You can do this!” Kairi yelled from the audience, the crowd going wild with her. “Show this bimbo who's boss.”
Christy just gave Chi a cold stair. Chi looked up at the woman as sweat came down her face. “Alrighty then…” The tall bitch said as she backed up towards one of the corner posts and slowly climbed it.
“No you don't!” Chi yelled as she ran towards her opponent.
Christy just smiled at her easy prey. “Fool…” She then jumped high into the air.
Chi watched as the bitch soared almost 15 ft in the air, nearly touching the roof. Then, to her opponent’s horror, let gravity take over.
Chi's eyes bulged out of her head as she saw Christy’s meteorite of an ass come straight towards her…
STOMP!
As predicted, the booty slammed down upon the poor underdog, squishing beneath the hateful giant's ass.
“There we go…” The evil heel taunted as she rubbed her ass back and forth on the mat. “... A loser where she belongs.” She slowly got off the mat, revealing what became of the arrogant wrestler. However, it was not on the mat.
Plastered on her ass was another ass with the soles of boots plastered on it. Christy smiled again as she reached behind her ass and grabbed the sticker…
RIIIIIIIP!
Slowly, peeling It off she brought it towards her face and looked at the other side.
Sticker was butt shaped and had comically sized breasts and large gaping eyes. Whatever room was left showed the palms of the former wrestler's hands.
Christy couldn't help but laugh at the pathetic state of the pathetic sticker as she stretched it out a bit. Just then, she had pathetic mumbling coming from the butt print.
Christy smiled as she stretched the pathetic thing out again causing its mumbling to become even louder.
“That's adorable…” Christy mockingly said has she brought the sticker closer to her face…
KISS!
Christy smacked her lips on to the sticker. The sticker itself was briefly confused until it felt something growing inside it. Slowly, the sticker started gaining three dimensions, but not back into its previous form. Instead, the butt print started to inflate into a more spherical shape as Christy blew into it. Eventually, the pathetic sticker became a pathetic 3 ft balloon.
The patterns on the balloon were exactly the same as the sticker. Front side had cartoonish eyes and enormous breasts, and the back side had a plump booty with some boot soles painted on.
For the finishing touch, Christy grabbed the balloon’s lips and twisted them into a knot like what to do with any old basic balloon. With that, she had the air secured in her prize.
The heel held the pathetic thing in her hands as she lightly squeezed it. “I have to say, you are the master of being pathetic…” She then did her evil smile again which the balloon knew at this point was no good. “... I have another humiliating idea.” the balloon only had a second to react before…
SQUEAK!
STRETCH!
SQUISH!
Christy bent the pathetic thing like a pretzel. Each passing second she did this the balloon mumbled more in pain. It only took a few seconds for Christy to finish her sadistic work.
In her hands was a cute little blue, brown, and pink balloon dog. The dog itself looked utterly terrified.
Christy kept squeezing the pathetic thing in her hands. “You know doggy…” Christy mocked as she petted the thing as it shook in her hand. “... If you just play flat you wouldn't have to experience most of this pain.” An evil idea then entered her head. “... In fact, I have even more plans.”
If balloons could panic it would most certainly be panicking right now.
POP!
With a simple squeeze the balloon popped. But instead of exploding into tiny little pieces it deflated in the bully’s hand.
“Come on now..” Kairi screamed from the stand. “...you can do it!”
Despite those words of encouragement, the balloon didn't so much as flinch as Christy started rolling the pathetic thing up. The sad balloon was reduced to a blue, brown and pink gumball.
“You look so adorable…” Christy said as she licked her lips. “... In fact…” She opened her mouth and threw the gumball in.
CHOMP!
She bit down upon the pathetic gumball and started chewing. She then started blowing a bubble. As the bubble grew it got easier to see a cross eye, painful grimace plastered upon the bubble. It grew bigger and bigger until the inevitable…
POP!
After the bubble exploded, Christy shoved the gum back into her mouth and continued chewing.
Kairi looked on in despair. “Chi…” she mumbled as she shook her head in shame. “... When are you going to realize wrestling isn't your strong sui…”
GULP!
The sadden girlfriend heard a terrible sound. Looking to the stage she saw Christy licking her lips, gum no longer in her mouth. There was only one conclusion that could be made about the situation.
“Boy, that tasted terrible…” Christy said before laughing. “... Oh well, one less lose…”
POW!
Out of nowhere, a transparent fist punched into Christy's stomach.
PTOOEY!
The punch caused her to regurgitate the pathetic wad of gum onto the floor.
“What the hell.” Christy yelled out as she grabbed her stomach. “... Who did that?”
“ME!”
A figure yelled as she ripped off her clothes and hat. They jumped onto the stage. The figure was wearing a blue and purple one piece wrestling suit. It had a boob hole shaped like a heart, and an opening at the belly button. She also had blue and purple gloves and boots.
“Listen here bully…” The wrestler yelled as she stomped her foot on the ground. “... NO ONE EATS MY GIRLFRIEND BUT ME!” Standing in front of the bully was of course, Kairi
Christy looked at the person with confusion. “You eat your girlfriend?”
“Only I can have that privilege…” Kairi yelled out. “... And you will pay!”
Christy decided not to examine that statement anymore and ready her fists. “That's adorable…” the Heel mocked as she cracked her knuckles. “... Looks like I get to play with another loser”
“You'll never see this coming!” Kairi said with a cocky smile before jumping into the air, launching all the way up to the roof. She then pointed her butt directly towards her opponent.
Christy laughed at the pathetic site. “Really?” She said mockingly as she prepared her fists. “You really think I can't stop you from butt squishing me.”
Without saying a word, Kairi put her thumb into her mouth and began blowing.
BOEING!
Bizarrely and unexpectedly, the freckled woman's ass grew five times its original size.
Christy was completely taken aback at the gigantic booty only a few feet above her. “What in the absolute fu…”
WHAM!
Kairi's mighty ass came upon the smug bitch, flattening her like a goomba. “ALL BARK, AND NO BITE!” Kairi yelled as she rubbed her ass back and forth, savoring her revenge. After some more rubbing it in, she got up.
Stuck to her giant booty was a single bed sized booty sticker. It was pretty colorful, being purple, green, brown, and white flesh-toned. The plastic on booty had its shorts riding up something fierce as the shorts' painted on eyes went from fearful to crossed, and the soles of boots were also plastered on the back side.
Satisfied, she reached behind her booty, grabbed the sticker, and…
RIIIIIIIP!
Pulling it off her booty she brought it to her face. Staring at her was the dumb blonde sticker’s face still wearing that gray, tan bandana. The sticker’s main eyes stared out in confusion. Looking slightly below the face section were the tits. Plastered on the red, white, black, and flesh-toned shirt was another set of eyes, these ones spinning. Lastly, the front side had cute, little, pudgy, blue and brown gloved hands.
Kairi looked at her prize with satisfaction before crumpling it up and stuffing it into her cleavage. “That will teach you to mess with my…”
Suddenly, someone grabbed her hand and raised it into the air. “Your winner…” the referee stopped for a second. “... Crazy blue 2, I guess.”
The crowd started to cheer as Kairi looked around frantically. “What the hell?” She asked before the referee shoved a belt into her hands. Kairi just stood there as the crowd continued to applaud her victory. She shrugged before lifting the belt into the air, savoring her victory. Then something caught her eye. A little blue, pink, and brown piece of gum sticking onto the mat. “Don't worry, I'll fix you up in a bit.”
—
(Later)
Chi and Kairi sat in the locker room. While Kairi looked extremely pleased with herself, Chi looked defeated.
“Come on, now sugar plum…” Kairi whispered into her girlfriend's ears. “... You got unlucky the 29th time, but there's always the 30th match.”
“You're right…” Chi smiled at her girlfriend. “... Next time I'm in the ring I'll show him.”
Kairi smiled back at her beloved’s prideful face. However, there was a little bit of nervousness in that smile. “We're going to go through the same scenario again, aren't we?”
Before she could ponder that any longer she felt a slight jiggle in her tits. “Oh…” She reached into her cleavage and pulled out a multi-colored ball. “... Looks like the bimbo ball is still a bit antsy.” The genie said as she squished it in her hand.
“Don't you think the little ball has suffered enough?” Chi asked.
Kairi prompted this question for a few seconds…
CHOMP!
She shoved the ball into her mouth and started chewing it.
GULP!
Kairi swallowed the hapless ball. She then gave her girlfriend a smile. “A day or two in my stomach should put that stupid ball in its place.”
The both of them started laughing, the perfect capstone to a chaotic day.
…
…
…
SMASH!
Just then, what appeared to be a crazy 5 ft bitch smashed through the wall into the locker room. They looked especially pissed. “Where is she!?” The mysterious figure yelled.
Chi and Kairi looked at each other and then back towards the mysterious intruder. “You do realize the door was unlocked, right?” Chi commented.
With the speed of lightning, the woman closed the distance between her and the couple, now only being inches from their faces. “The blonde person who hasn't taken a shower in weeks!” She said as she raised her hands towards them. “Give them to me!”
Kairi scratched the back of her head. “I'm sorry…I can't do that?”
The mysterious woman's rage only intensified. “WHY?”
Kairi shrugged. “Because I ate them.”
The mysterious woman's eyes went wide with a mix of horror and complete confusion. “What…the…FUCK!”
“Don’t worry…” Kairi said playfully. “... They'll be out in a day or tw…”
POW!
The mysterious woman punched Kairi in the face, sending her flying across the locker room.
WHAM!
The poor genie slammed into a wall flattening out into a rectangle for a brief second before…
POP!
The rectangle became three-dimensional again but not as a wrestling genie. Instead, it was a blocky, 7 ft blue, purple, brown, and freckled colored Cuboid. The bottom of the rectangle had a flap that almost looked like puckered, rectangle lips. Most of the front side was made up of transparent glass that sort of looked like big, cartoonish eyes. The locker room lost the genie, but got a nice looking vending machine.
Chi looked on in complete shock at what became of her lovey dub. She looked back at the mysterious 5 foot intruder, a twinge of fear in her eyes. “What did you…”
“Calm down…” The intruder said calmly. “... She'll be back to normal in 24 hours.”
Chi just watched as this mysterious powerhouse casually walked towards the vending machine. She examined it for a bit before finding what she was looking for. She pulled out some quarters from her pocket and put it in the machine. She then selected her five items. Five soda cans, one blue, one red, one purple, one green, and one gray. She grabbed each of the soda cans and shoved them into her cleavage.
She then gave the machine a pissed off look. “Never mess with my friends…” She said before walking away. Chi watched as this crazy bitch walked towards another wall and punched a hole straight through it, and walked through it and out of sight.
After she knew the crazy bitch was gone, Chi turned towards the vending machine. “I think we're kind of missing context here.”
Chi walked up to the vending machine that was formerly her girlfriend. She saw the thing was quite empty except for one yellow can. “Hmmmm…” She thought as she pulled out a quarter. She inserted the coin into the machine. She then pressed a button.
Dropping to the bottom of the machine was the yellow soda can.
Bending down she picked it up and examined it. It had a cute chibi face of the wrestler she faced today. She casually opened the can and began drinking out of it. “Tastes like lemonade.”
(THE END!)