(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

(Bad End)

Over the streets of New York a woman with white hair and a black latex suit went from rooftop to rooftop. She smirked as the wind blew through her hair. “What a fantastic night!” She thought as she came to a stop. She was currently standing on top of The Metropolitan Museum of Art. “It's the perfect day to do a little shopping. She casually started walking towards the sunroof, practically licking her lips. “I'm going to get paid toni…”

The super villain stopped herself as she noticed someone climbing out of the sunroof window with a large diamond in her hand. “I did it!” The mysterious woman mumbled out before shoving the diamond into her cleavage. “The diamond is mi…”

“Who the hell are you?!” The black leather wearing woman asked, interrupting the others' victory speech.

Immediately, the other woman jumped up in surprise. “WHO'S THERE!” She yelled before turning around. In front of her was a famous figure. “Black Cat?!” She yelled. “What are you doing here?”

Black Cat just stared at the doofus in front of her. She was in a pure pink latex costume, the costume covered her entire body except for her head and a convenient cleavage window. She was wearing a pink bandana that covered everything from the top of her head to her nose. The rest of her face was not covered showing off her white skin and red, long hair. It was a pretty simplistic costume. Black cat was unimpressed.

“What do you think I'm here for…” Black Cat responded coldly. “... I'm here to steal that fancy new diamond you took.”

“Is that so?” The pink dress woman responded, giving a cold look right back. “Well I, the Great Momentum, was here first and finders keepers, losers weep...”

Black Cat then whipped out her claws. “I won't ask you again…” She then stepped forward. “... Give it to me or else.”

All the confidence instantly disappeared from Momentum’s face. “Um…I…”

Black Cat took another step forward.

Momentum looked at her with absolute fear. “SHIT!” The wannabe villain yelled. She did what all brave villains do when they realize they can't win, run like a bitch.

“Hey!” Black Cat yelled. “Get back here you d-list loser.”

Black Cat chased the d-lister over the rooftops, gaining on her pretty easily. “Shit! Shit! SHIT!” The wannabe villain yelled as she reached the edge of the rooftop. “Here goes nothing!”

She jumped into the air towards another rooftop. By an inch the D-lister landed safely on the other side. “Okay, the plan is going well…”  She thought before quickly turning around. There she saw Black Cat, inches from the edge of the other roof, ready to pounce like a cat towards her prey.

Momentum smiled. “Perfect!” She raised her hands up as Black Cat jumped.

BZZZZZZZZZZ

On a dime Black Cat stopped moving, hovering over the gap between the two buildings. “What the…?”

WHOOSH

Before black cat could finish that sentence gravity took over and pulled her down below.

—

(Meanwhile)

Mary Jane walked into a nearby alleyway, a look of annoyance on her face. She was frantically messing with her phone. “God damn it…” She thought to herself as she looked at job listings. “Stuck being that bitches bean bag chair for months, and as soon as she finally leaves me alone there are no job offerings for my talents.” She grumbled to herself as she put her phone away. “How could this get wor…”

WHAM!

Out of nowhere, like a meteorite from the sky, a familiar bitch slammed down upon the unfortunate redhead.

Momentum climbed down a nearby fire escape “haha! it worked!” She yelled as she dropped to the ground and ran towards what became of the arrogant villain.

Laying on the asphalt was a cute little black disc. It was about the size of a frisbee and had a picture of a cute little butt on it.

“Awwww…” Momentum purred mockingly. “... The stupid little wannabe villain fell down.” She bent down and grabbed the edge of the disc.

RIP!

She peeled the disc off the ground. With a mischievous grin she flipped the disc over. “I wonder what your stupid fac…” She stopped herself.

Instead of seeing the cat's face, she was greeted by another circular butt, but instead of being covered by black latex it seemed to be covered by Blue jeans.

Momentum scratched her head. “Well, this is surprising.” She said as she flipped the disk back over to the black butt. “Must’ve squished someone else.” She then started stretching the disc a bit in their hands. She then grabbed the edges of each side of the disc. “Let's see who the other loser is.”

RIP!

Slowly, she peeled both the stupid discs off of each other. She then examined them.

The black booty disc had white hair with eyes staring out in pure shock. It also had enormous boobs covering about half of the disc’s front surface area with the black latex having trouble holding them. The funniest thing about the front side was the mouth which was in a funny looking pucker shape.

The other disc had red hair with a more cross-eyed look. Its boobs were also enormous, being barely covered by a shirt. Its lips were also in a funny looking pucker shape.

Momentum put on a sadistic smile. “Awwww, the flapjacks were kissing.”

Both pathetic discs blushed in response.

“Well Mrs cat, it looks like I won.” Momentum purred again.

SLAP!

She slammed the two discs into each other again, locking the lips once more. “Come on now…” She said ominously before shoving discs into her cleavage. “... Let's see what you losers are good for.”

—

(One month later)

A strange redhead with a purple t-shirt and short shorts walked into a broken down apartment. The strange woman looked absolutely done with the day. “God damn it!” She yelled to herself. “Another failed heist…” She slowly limped herself towards a nearby broken chair. It looked completely uncomfortable except for one thing.

There was a cute little red, white and flesh toned seat cushion with big, puffy lips. The woman smiled at it. The cushion itself looked upon its owner with disdain.

“At least you know how to cheer me up…” She then turned her booty towards the seat cushion. “Come on now…” She said mockingly. “... Give the booty a kiss.”

The cushion stared at the massive thing for a few seconds with other disdain before…

KISS!

“Very good”

SLAM!

She slammed her booty as hard as she could upon the seat. “Now it's time to get comfortable.” She rubbed her ass back and forth, squishing the poor thing even more before leaning back on the chair.

The seat cushion hated its job, it was absolutely humiliating, but at least it was a job technically. It seemed like it was just its profession to be looking at stupid villain asses.

The woman then turned her head towards another pillow that was laying on a nearby desk. This one was black, white and white flesh tone. It also had the same stupid lips that the seat cushion had but they serve a different purpose. Jammed in those lips was a diamond.

“I can't believe how hard it is to sell a diamond…” The woman said bitterly to herself. She then sighed. “... Stolen goods can be such a pain to sell.” She then leaned back into her chair. “... Maybe if I throw in the pillow it will make pawning it off a lot easier

All the pathetic pillow could do was look upon the diamond shoved into its lips. A feeling of despair filled its squishy body. It wanted to get the diamond, and it technically did.

(The End)