(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
Lily happily walked with her parasol on the asphalt. She heard many things about Spindown, or was it Spindawn? The brochures kept mixing up the names. The town is somewhat infamous for being a place of poverty, and jerks who will flatten you in a second. Lily didn't care about that stuff, she just saw it as a place she can make new friends in, like every place she goes to. Also, the town had one positive landmark. A carnival, which the rich girl wanted to check out. As she was walking she saw another woman going in the same direction as her.
This was Ana. She was invited by her employee Joy to have some fun there. If anyone else made this request she would have told them no, possibly tested her special gasses on them, but it was Joy asking her. She couldn't never say no to that cute little butt. Unfortunately, being a scientist she hated the concept of fun, and was dreading this day.
“Why does Joy want to go to these stupid places…” Ana whined to herself as she continued walking.
Lily could tell that this person was grumpy. “They look so sad.” She thought as she frowned slightly. She then put on a little smile. “Maybe, I can cheer them up.” She then started picking up her pace, catching up on the unsuspecting scientist. “I wonder what fun personality this woman will…”
SQUISH!
Suddenly, a horde of people came out of nowhere and trampled the unsuspecting bubblehead and scientist beneath their mighty feet. After about 5 minutes the stampede finally relented revealing two stickers on the ground.
One was a green, white, black and white flesh-toned picture of a human. Its arms and legs were spread out like an X. Poor thing’s assets were spread to ridiculous degrees. Its boobs were spread out to five times their original size, and its ass was spread seven times as large. Its face showed pure, unbridled shock.
Comparatively, the other orange, black, tan light brown mess on the pavement was slightly less expressive. For one thing, the former girl was flattened face down. Its arms straight to the side of its body. Its legs were also going straight down as well. It could easily be mistaken for a simple multicolored board if it wasn't for the massive flattened butt and boobs attached to the pathetic thing. These perverted attachments were roughly the same size as the greenish poster next to it.
The two paintings on the asphalt stayed motionless for a couple minutes. Suddenly…
RIP!
The green one's hand started to twitch as it slowly peeled off the concrete. “Ouch!” It simply mumbled as it peeled its head from the concrete. Slowly, it turned and saw the other pathetic street art next to it. “Oh no…” It yelled in shock as it reached for the poster’s head and…
RIP!
She pulled the orange one's head off the pavement. Its face having a surprisingly calm, almost bored expression. The poster sight lined up with the other
“Seems crowded today…” The green poster said, trying to lighten up the mood. The orange poster just stared at it with its cold eyes. “... Let's try to get up okay.”
With the force of both the posters' limited strength they slowly started peeling each other off the ground. It was an arduous process, but after 10 minutes they were finally free from the asphalt.
The posters waddled in place as they desperately kept their balance. The green one turned towards the orange one. “That's what I call teamwork!” The poster yelled in excitement
The orange one just stared at its fellow poster, it finally opened its mouth. “I am curious, what is your designated name?” It asked.
The green one was a little confused by Ana’s weird monotone way of speaking, but she seemed nice. “My name is Lily, and you?”
“Ana…” She replied as she started turning away from Lily, still having trouble keeping on her feet as she flipped about. “... Now that we are free, we can go our separate ways.”
“Wait!” Lily screamed before waddling in front of Ana. “Where are you going?”
Ana looked at the hat wearing fool in front of her. “To the park, obviously?”
“I'm heading there too…” Lily screamed in excitement. “... Perhaps we can go together.”
Ana's stoic expression slightly cracked as her face became somewhat startled. “Wait Miss Lily, I'm supposed to be waiting for someone.”
Lily grabbed the scientist's hand. “We can wait in the park together…” She said with an adorable smile. “... And I can make another friend today.” She then started pulling Ana’s flappy body along.
“Wait! wait! wait!” Ana yelled, pathetically attempting to free herself.
—
Both posters waddled to the ticket booth. There was a blackhead woman wearing mostly yellow who looked bored out of her mind. She turned her gaze at the customers. “Welcome to Funland sponsored by Yummies Bank.” The unenthused worker bladdered out, unfazed by the fact that the customers were flat as boards.
“Quick question…” Lily asked with some awkwardness in her face. “... Do you have an air pump we can use?”
The ticket lady just sighed. “Things I do for minimum wage…”
—
(5 minutes later)
The two posters were two beautiful women again, looking good as new. “Thank you so much!”
The ticket lady just grumbled in response. “I do it all for pennies…” She snarked as she threw the air pump behind her.
“Two tickets please!” Lily asked as she reached into her pocket.
Ana turned to Lily. “Excuse me Lily, but I can pay for my…”
Lily pulled out a giant stack of cash. Instantly, both the ticket woman and Ana's eyes lit up. It looked to be hundreds of dollars. “Here you go, ticket lady.”
The ticket lady just grabbed the massive stack of cash as quickly as a praying mantis would catch a fly. She started violently shaking as she grew an evil smile. “Yes! yes! yes! yes!” She then grabbed two tickets and gave them to the girls. “Enjoy your stay at Funland! Hahahaha.”
Ana slowly turned to Lily. “If I'm not mistaken that appears to be a lot of cash.”
Lily grabbed the scientist's arm again. “Enough about money, let's have fun.” She then pulled Ana into the park with her, giggling all the way. “And to get you into more appropriate fun time clothes.”
Ana’s stoic expression cracked again. “No thank you…” Ana responded. “... I feel perfectly comfortable just weari…”
Lily just pulled the scientist along. “Don't be silly, dressing up will be fun.”
Meanwhile, a happy Joy was skipping through the parking lot. After many stressful days, especially the week she spent as a bathing suit, Joy was finally going to get some relaxation with her favorite person. Nothing could ruin this day.
Joy went up to the ticket booth with a happy-go-lucky smile on her face. “Greetings…” Joy stopped herself.
She saw the ticket booth woman holding on to a large stack of cash like she was Gollum from Lord of the rings. She was giggling to herself like a mad woman as she slowly caressed the money. “My precious…”
“Excuse me…” Joy then had a realization. “... Catherine.”
Hearing her own name seemed to snap Catherine out of her trance. “Wait what…” she yelled out before turning her head towards Joy. “... Oh another customer.” Her usual bored ass expression returned to her. “How do you know my name?”
“What are you talking about Catherine…” Joy said, a look of confusion on her face. “... We meet constantly. We live in the auto shop your bosses constantly has a beef with.”
Catherine gave Joy a confused look.
“We've met plenty of times…” Joy continued, trying to jock her memory. “...like when you kidnapped us when we were a bounce castle, or when we were made into an art piece together, or when me and my family were made into a stage that you set up in front of the grocery store. We were even made into a mat and/or gum because my sister was a bit thick.”
“All of our times together must have been horrible…” Catherine responded as she shoved the money into her pocket. “... My coping mechanism is to deny trauma.”
Joy gave her a concerned look. “Okay…” She then started looking around. “... Have you seen an orange haired girl in a lab coat?” She gave Catherine the money for the ticket.
Catherine thought for a second. “Yeah…” She responded. “... She was with this rich as hell girl, her girlfriend.”
Immediately, The joy in Joy's face dissipated. “What…”
“Well, it was pretty obvious…” Catherine said as she handed her a ticket. “...The super happy expression, the way the orange hair girl melted whenever she talked, the wild spending to impress her. Those two are definitely hooking up.”
Joy’s heart stopped. A mix of sadness and rage filled her heart. “No, no, no, no, no, no…” She suddenly turned from the ticket booth and ran like a cheetah into the park.
Catherine looked on in confusion. “What the hell was that all about?”
—
(Later)
Both Lily and Ana walked out of a small thrift shop. Lily was wearing the same thing she usually wore, but Ana looked slightly different. She was wearing a short sleeve light orange shirt, Orange shorts, and some orange flip-flops. The usual stoic scientist looked mildly embarrassed.
“I didn't need to change into anything.” Ana commented and she just stared at her outfit.
Lily just gave the scientist a happy smile. “Come on now, you can't enjoy the park fully in a dusty old science outfit.” She then grabbed Ana’s hand. “Now then, let's have some fun.” Lily then started pulling a flabbergasted Ana get along deeper into the park.
From behind a trash can a plump girl watched as the two went off. “Oh no…” Joy moaned, tears coming out of her eyes. “... It's true, they are dating.” In a flash her sadness was the place with something else, pure hatred. “I'll show that parasol welding bimbo!”
—
SLAM!
Lily slammed the hammer at the base of the high striker. This caused it to only go a measly two feet up. “Oh poo…” Lily said as she put down the really heavy hammer. “... I've never been good at these games.” She turned her head towards the prize rack. Sitting there was an enormous teddy bear about as big as her. “... I want that teddy bear.”
Ana looked at Lily stoically. “Can’t you just buy a teddy bear at a store?”
Lily turned to Ana, slightly depressed. “It's not the same!”
Ana quietly surveyed the area. “Well, most likely there's another carnival game with that price.”
Meanwhile, Joy peeked behind a nearby bench. She looked upon the sad Lily in fury. “That two timing, woman stealing…” She then saw it, the tool of her vengeance, the sledgehammer. An evil look came upon the chubby woman's face. Joy reached out and picked up the hammer, her smile becoming more demented. “I'm going to make her regret touching my little Ana…” She took a deep breath as she clenched the hammer.
Ana walked up to Lily. “Come on, let's try another game.” The two of them began walking away.
Joy jumped out from behind the bench, and in a blind fury, slammed the hammer down upon the nearest human shaped target. “That's what you get you…”
“Joy!” A familiar voice rang out. Turning her head Joy saw a red-haired woman standing next to her, giving her a deathglare. “What on Earth are you doing?”
“Grace?!” Joy shouted out as her anger instantly gave way to confusion. “What are you doing…” A chilling thought then entered her mind. She turned back to the Hammer and noticed something. Peeking out from the sides was not green and light tan coloring but white flesh tone, black, blue, and pink. Joy knew what she did at that moment, but to confirm she slowly lifted the hammer.
Down on the ground was a multicolored disc about the size of a frisbee. The top of this disc showed brown and pink hair, and massive, plump breasts. Joy knew exactly who she crushed.
“Why did you crush my little Emi?” Grace asked with annoyance and her voice.
At this point Joy started to sweat a little. “It’s not so bad…” She said in a panic. “... You two like it when you're smashed, right?”
Grace grabbed the hammer from Joy's hands. “I’m usually fine with it. She's always adorable as a pancake but…” She lifted the hammer over her head. “... I don't like it when other people are cruel to my precious little Emi.” An evil smile grew on her face. “... Just like Cindy, I have to teach you a little manners.”
Joy's eyes lit up in terror. “Wait, wait, wait, wa…”
WHAM!
The hammer slammed down upon Joy like a meteorite impacting the earth. Grace's swing was so powerful the ground itself shook causing cracks to form where she hit. Grace slowly lifted the hammer to reveal what became of Joy.
Laying there was a brown and blue disc. This object was larger than the other disk being about manhole cover size. In the center of the circle was a painted face. Its eyes looked on in horror as it wore a painful grimace. To the side of the face were the palms of the former person's hands. Below that grimace was a massive stack of breasts that took roughly half the disc. It was quite a hilarious decal on the concrete.
Grace put down the hammer. “I hope that teaches you a lesson.” Grace said before turning to the Emi disc. She slowly peeled it off the ground. She then lifted it up. “If you want to flatten my sweet Emi you need to ask first.” She then walked away, leaving the decal to regret its life choices. “Don't worry, I'll get you back to normal soon, Emi.” The disc didn't respond because it was a disc.
In the distance, Grace saw something. It appeared to be a balloon stand with a…very suggestive looking clown watching over it. “... That should do the trick.”
“God damn it…” a very annoyed Catherine moaned as she walked towards the scene of the crime. “... Someone better not have been flattened by that hammer again.” She got her obvious answer as she looked down upon the brown and blue disc. She shook her head as she pulled out a giant shovel. “This would be the fourth time in 3 hours.”
—
(Later)
Lily and Ana walked through the carnival game area. They examined everything as thoroughly as they could.
“One of these games must have that Teddy Bear.” Lily said as she looked at some of the cheap games.
Ana meanwhile was a bit annoyed. “Once again, you can easily just buy a teddy bear like that. These games are always a scam.”
“But it's one of the funnest things about being in a carnival, winning them in a game.” Lily responded with a smile on her face. “... You can't get the same joy by just buying something.”
Ana rolled her eyes. “The illogical nature of the rich sometimes…” She thought to herself as they continued the search.
Meanwhile, on the roof of one of the carnival games stood a jealous Joy. “You think you can get away from me?” Joy mumbled to herself as she held up an open can.
Meanwhile, back on the ground Ana was tapping her foot in frustration. “I'm just saying we are just wasting our… “
“THERE IT IS?!” Lily yelled as she pointed a good distance away at a water gun game. “That has the same stuffed bear!” Then she ran off with the speed of a cheetah, determined to get her large bear prize.
Ana turned towards the same direction Lily was running towards. She shrugged. “Hopefully, this is a fairer ga…”
PLOP!
From the skies above, Joy slammed an open can directly onto Ana’s head. “Take that you bitch!” Joy screamed, blinded by her jealousy and rage to realize her mistake. She kept shoving the can down more and more, pushing Ana deeper into it. After about a minute, Joy had finished the dirty deed. Joy giggled like a maniac as she lifted the can up. “That's what you ge…”
She then finally noticed. On the open side of the can it showed a light brown, and orange coloring that looked all too familiar. Joy’s face went red as she realized what she just did. “Oh nooooooo…” she mumbled as she dropped the can on the floor. “... What have I done!?”
Just then, Joy felt a tap on her shoulder. Turning around she saw a very uninfused employee. “Your revenge request is just going great, isn't it?”
Joy had a mix of shame and embarrassment on her face. “Look, I didn't mean to…”
“Don't worry about it…” Catherine said she picked up the can from the floor. “... Continue on your revenge quest. I'll fix her up.”
Joy was taken aback. Catherine was doing something? “Thank you…” she mumbled before she began searching around. It didn't take her long to find her arch enemy getting close to a water gun game. “... I'll make you pay!” She yelled out before running off after her.
Catherine just sighed as she started wiggling the can, causing its contents to slowly drip out.
PLOP!
Laying there was an orange, and light brown can shape object. The top of it had a pair of blank staring eyes that looked surprisingly uninterested in its predicament. The front side of the can had a massive pair of breasts, and the back side had an enormous booty. Both sides were quite revealing thanks to the pressure stretching out the clothes. Lastly, the bottom half of the can was just the orange soles of the former women's flip flops.
Catherine shook her head “Things I do for a 5-cent bonus.”
(To be continued)