(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
(Later, back in the house.)
The girls were back in the living room. Jess was sitting on the couch petting the cat. Sitting beside her was Shi who was drinking some more tea. Lastly, was Bong-Cha who was sitting in the center of the room on top of a bunch of squished red, white flesh-toned, white and black rubber.
Cha gave the granny a look that could kill a lesser woman. “Is your break done yet?” She growled.
“Alrighty then.” Shi said, putting her tea down. “Let me just do something real quick…” She then reached into her pocket.
Jess was somewhat confused. “Wait, why are you doing that?” She asked as the cat jumped off her lap. “You already have me and Grace here. Why do you need anyone else?”
Shi gave them a smile. “Rule of three, got to do this gag three times.”
Grace just meowed with annoyance at Shi’s crummy excuse.
Shi started to pull out another poster
“I wonder why everyone's talking about alien abduct…” The green dress, black haired, hat wearing poster stopped itself as they looked around the room. “... Wait! what!” The poster yelped as it noticed where it was. “What is going on? Where am I?” The poster said as its panic increased.
Shi looked at the poster as it shook in her hand. It looks like she got another wimp. “Who exactly are you?”
Lily only looked at the tall granny in fear. “Lily…” the poster said “... Can you please return me ho…”
CRUMBLE!
Shi crumpled up the pathetic poster. “Not a good first choice.” She said before stuffing it into her cleavage. “A little too whiny…”
Jess gave her the stink eye. “Shi…” The cat also did not look pleased.
“Look, we got to help Jesse first before we help everyone else home.” She then reached into her pocket again and pulled out another poster.
“Now then Phoebe…” Shi had pulled out a blonde haired, red jacketed woman poster who seemed to be holding a clipboard and a pen. “... I can assure you whatever is happening it's not alie…” The poster stopped itself. “Umm…Shi?”
“Oh great…” Shi groaned “It's my old shrink, Delilah.”
“It's been awhile…” Delilah smiled. “... Are you finally here for another session?”
“NO!” Shi yelled, grinding her teeth.
“Are you sure?” The poster asked back. “... You still have some trauma that must be addres…”
“I SAID NO!” Shi yelled out in a surprising amount of genuine anger. This caught Cha, Jess, and the cat off guard. “YOU ARE A TERRIBLE THERAPIST!”
Poster just shook its flattened head. “Remember the old saying. You get what you pay for…”
CRUMBLE!
Shi crumbled it up, but instead of shoving it into her cleavage she threw it towards the nearest trash can. The paper ball spun around the rim of the trash can before plopping into it pathetically.
Everyone just looked at Shi awkwardly. “So, what was that about?” Cha asked with a surprising amount of genuine concern.
“Just a bad memory…” Shi reached into her pocket again. “... Let's just forget it ever happened.” She then reached into her pocket, and pulled something out. “Okay, let's do this aga…” Shi stopped herself as everyone in the room went completely quiet.
In her hand was not a human poster. It had green skin, a purple suit, and a blankly staring smiling face. It almost appeared to be an alien.
The room was completely quiet, so much you could hear a pin drop.
“Hello!” The alien greeted them. “My name is Metia…” No one responded but the alien kept up its happy demeanor. “... Is this how you earthlings trav…”
CRUMBLE!
Shi crumbled the alien posted into a ball and then shoved it into her cleavage. The room went back to awkward silence.
“You know…” Jess finally broke the silence. “... This was a very weird way to find out we're not alone.”
The room went silent again. “Soooo…” Cha broke the silence this time. “... What are we going to do with the alien?”
Shi then reached into her pocket again. “We will cross that bridge after we're done with this.” She then pulled out another poster.
This one wasn't saying anything, instead it was listening to some music with its flat headphones on. It apparently didn't understand what was going on at the moment. The poster had a long brown ponytail, a green tank top, and black sweatpants.
“Yo flatty…” Shi yelled as she wiggled the poster around. The poster took off its headphones as it opened its eyes.
When the poster realized it wasn't in its home it surprisingly seemed chill. “Was I summoned by some dark magic?”
“Well, more like cartoon logic…” Shi replied with a warm smile on her face. “... What's your name?”
“Emyli” She responded with their own innocent smile. “And your name?”
“Shi…” The granny replied. She then pointed to Cha “... Would you be interested in helping us flatten pinky over there.”
Emyli smiled. “Ooh that sounds fun…”
—
(The kitchen)
Everyone looked on as Emyli slowly stirred a pot of weird red goo. Smoke came from the boiling pot that looked weirdly like skulls. As Emyli poured some salt in it, the screams of agony bellowed out. “It seems like the right amount of suffering…” Emyli said before turning towards everyone else. “... It's ready.”
Everyone else in the room was noticeably weirded out to put it mildly. Jess hugged onto the cat as it shook in her hand. It took quite a lot to make someone like Jess speechless, especially when just cooking soup. “What unholy abomination is that?” Jess yelled as she held in her fear.
“Nothing major…” Emyli put on a little cute smile. “...Just the souls of the Damned.”
Shi was also slightly weirded out but not really out of fear. “Why is there a Latin chorus ominously singing in the background?”
Jesse herself looked down upon the weird goop. “How is this supposed to help me in any way?” The slightly frightened mother asked.
“Are you trying to kill her?” Bong-Cha asked the wannabe cook. “Because it looks like you're trying to kill her?”
“I'm not saying death is impossible…” Emyli responded. “... In fact, it's the most likely outcome.”
Jesse started sweating bullets.
Emyli used a spoon to scoop out a bit of the stuff from its bowl. “If you manage to survive this it should give you enough power to squish Pinky.”
Jesse slowly grabbed the spoon from the demon summoner’s hand. She looked down upon the red slop of death.
Cha knew she had to stop this. “Look, if you really want to squish me I'll just punch myself for…”
CHOMP!
Jesse bit down on the spoon and ate the hellish substance. Everyone stared at Jesse in silence as she slowly chewed the mad concoction before swallowing it.
Nothing happened…
“Huh…” Shi commented. “... The Latin music has stopped playing.”
Emyli along with everyone else looked slightly confused. “You know, I thought it was going to be more dramatic.” Emyli commented. “It usually is when my friends eat it.”
“So Jesse I'm curious…” Cha interrupted. “...What did it taste like?”
Jesse licked her lips. “You know, it sort of tasted like chi…”
BOOM!
Suddenly, the entire room was engulfed in hellish flames. The fire affected everyone differently as it burned hotter than the sun.
Emyli was completely engulfed first. Her body was completely charred. She instantly disintegrated into a black powder on the floor with two cartoonish eyes that could only look on.
Jess and the cat quickly melted together. Their colors of brown, white flesh tone, red, purple, green, white, blue and gold all slowly mixed into each other as the puddle they became started to boil.
Shi also melted but at a somewhat slower rate. “Well then…” Shi said with only minor curiosity. “... The Latin chorus is back and now it's even louder.” She continued before completely melting into a puddle herself.
Cha by comparison was fine although a little hot. When the room finally cleared Cha could finally get a good look at what became of Jesse.
Standing there was a 7 ft tall…thing. Its skin was dark as a shadow, its hair burning red with fire, its assets even bigger than before as all but its bra and panties burned away. It slowly turned towards Cha, giving her a smile with its now sharp toothy grin.
“Oh Bong-Cha…” The thing hist as it walked closer towards Cha. “... Do you have any idea what hatred can do to a person?”
Cha could only look at the beast that was once her ‘friend’ shuffled closer to her, its movement almost being like a zombie.
“They bottle it UP…” The monster screamed, as it lifted its massive hand up. “Until the day that they can have their glorious revenge!” The creature laughed hysterically, thinking of all the fun it was soon going to have.
Cha shook in fear at the beast in front of her. She closed her eyes, accepting her fate.
The creature continued to laugh as it threw down its fist.
WHAM!
Cha slowly opened her eyes. She noticed that she was not a stain on the floor. “huh…” She thought to herself. “... Where did Jesse g…”
She then saw something strange in front of her. It appeared to be an oven. It was mostly pure black, but had other strange features. The control panel had red eye looking dials on it and in between both of them was a painted on smile of a sharp, toothy grin. The stove top looked like a pair of mashed in breasts wearing a thin red bra. The backside looked like a ginormous ass, and the front door almost looked like a belly. It was a one in a kind demon stove.
Cha looked at the stove with a mix of relief and frustration. “Oh God damn it, I thought for a second that was going to work.”
“Shame the Latin chanting stopping.” Shi added. “I really like the music.
Cha jumped slightly back in surprise. “weren't you just goo on the floor?”
Shi gave her a smile. “Come on, are you really shocked at this point?” She then opened the stove. “So do you think this thing can make good cupcakes?”
Cha just gave her a death glare.
—
(Back in the living room)
Everyone was back in the living room and back to square one.
Jess was sitting on the couch. On her lap was the kitty cat and next to her was Emyli. Shi was drinking some tea for the 20th time in this story, and Cha stood up in the center of the room looking down at the pathetic site lying on the carpet.
Jesse was curled up into a ball, crying her eyes out. “Not fair, not fair!” The pathetic mom repeated to herself. “All this was false hope, I'm always going to be the butt of the joke.”
Everyone but Shi looked at Jesse with pity.
“Poor whoever you are…” Emyli said. She then turned to Jess. “... Who are all you people again?”
Cha had a deep sadness in the heart. “God damn it.”
Shi put down her tea. “What's the deal with you two anyway…” She asked as she put down the tea. “I'm sure it wasn't that bad?”
“I tried to steal her husband.” Bong-Cha blatantly replied. “Like actually steal him by force.”
The room went kind of silent. “Wow, that's kind of fucked up.” Emyli said.
“I thought she was married to a woman?” Shi asked.
“Long story on that one.” She then sat down on the couch. “She tried to stop me, but she was no match, and couldn't even slow me down, but then…” Cha sighed. “... Jacoba was truthful to me. They told me how much of a bitch I really was. I never got that feeling before, I never got to feel real shame. It was a shame that grew to the point I kind of hit a mental rock bottom, but despite everything I did Jesse, Jacoba and their family helped me get back onto my feet, and I became happier.” Cha slouched on the couch. “But her rage from those early days never really subsided, and I can hardly blame her.” Shi suddenly got up as she pulled Cha up from the couch “What the hell?” The pink haired woman yelled.
Shi walked over towards Jesse and picked her up as well. “Okay, let's try something else.”
Jesse wiped the tears from her face. “Is this just to see me get humiliated again?
Shi gave the sad mother a smile. “This one is going to be real simple.” Shi said as she grabbed Jesse’s right hand and put it above Cha’s head. “I want you to take a deep breath…” Jesse did just that. “Put all the zeniness and rage into this strike.”
The room went silent, as everyone waited for the fist to go down. Jesse went deep into her heart, all her anger and craziness into one downward punch.
WHAM!
“Wh…what…” Jesse looked down and saw what became of Bong-Cha
The force squished Bong-Cha down into a flat disc. The disc was pink and tan. In the center of the disc was a confused smiling face. Below that doofy expression was a massive pair of tits.
Jesse was completely stunned, she slowly bent down and peeled the disc off the floor. She turned it around and saw its cute little booty with the words ‘juicy’ written on it along with the soles of the disc’ slippers.
Jesse could barely get a word out. “How did I…”
Just then she heard a bunch of clapping. She turned to the couch and saw Emyli, Jess, and the cat cheering her on.
“Well done Jesse!” Jess cheered!
“That was fun to watch!” Emyli added.
“Meow!” The cat also added.
At this point Jesse was shaking. “How was…after all of that, how was that so easy?”
“Well channeling toony power is a pretty simple process.” Shi answered. “You just have to have your heart into it.”
Suddenly, Jesse’s smile broke as a question hit her. “Then why did we not start with this?”
“Isn't it obvious?” Shi said with a trolling face. “I thought it would be funny to prolong this!” She then started laughing hysterically. “Oh man, all those situations were quite hilario…”
WHAM!
Jesse slammed the disc down upon the old woman crushing her body like a soda can. “YOU WRETCHED OLD HAG!” Jesse screams before lifting the disc up.
POP!
The squished gray, black, and tan mush jumped back, but not as a person. Standing there now was a 7 ft tall popper. It had a doofy smiling face along with large breasts that shot out of the ridiculous thing. It slowly wiggle around…
POW!
Jesse punched the ridiculous thing…
POW!
She punched it again…
POW!
And again…
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
For 10 straight minutes she just pounded the pathetic inflatable with all her might and fury. Eventually, the sad thing fell to the floor losing all of its air from its constant abuse.
A look of pure rage upon the deranged mother's face. “Wasting my bloody time!” Jesse yelled before turning towards the door. “And that's not even getting into what you did to my mental health!” She then opened the door. “Screw you!” It was the last thing she said before walking out and slammed the door behind her, disc still in hand.
The two guests and the cat. Watch her leave, somewhat puzzled. “That girl needs some anger management.” Emyli said before turning to Jess and the cat. “Anyway what do we do now?”
Just then a restored Shi appeared in front of them. “Well, we got to tie up some loose ends.” She then pulled out a bunch of crumpled up paper from her cleavage. “We need to mail all these posters back and I don't know where a lot of these things came from.” She then turned to the three of them. “That's where you help me out.”
Jess just sighed. “Great, boring paperwork…”
Shi reached into her pocket. “Oh by the way…” Shi said as she pulled out a stick of blue gum. “... A little thank you for helping me today.”
Emyli smiled as she snatched the gum from Shi’s hand. “Thank you whoever you are.”
Shi then turned to the reader. “I gave her the gum to keep up continuity, check out Renytfs 1,000 special if you want to know how that turns out.”
The three ladies just stared at Shi as she appeared to be talking to no one. “Is she okay?” Emyli asked.
Jess shrugged. “I don't know, She is even a mystery to me.”
—
(Back at the garage)
Jesse slowly walked, humming to herself a pink disc in hand. “What a stressful day.” The now calm mother thought to herself as she arrived at the gate. “At least I can relax…” She then stopped herself. Parked in the middle of the lot was a peculiar looking car. It was Green, and Brown. The headlights look like terrified eyes, the trunk of the car looked like a massive booty.
“Oh yeah…” Jesse mumbled before turning back towards her goofy disc. “... I'm not puffing you back until she's back to normal.” She then began walking towards the motorhome. “Until that time you are going to get real comfortable looking at my ass.”
—
(A two days later at the Flatmate's house.)
Phoebe looked at a clipboard with a bunch of photographs of people and articles on it. “I know the truth!” She whimpered to herself as she drank some coffee. “I know aliens took all these people. I know they took Allison. I know they're coming for us next…”
Meanwhile, Cassie was watching some television, bored out of her mind. “Your conspiracy theory stuff is just a phase…” The mean green head told the blonde paranoid wreck. “... When Allison gets home she'll tell us what happened.”
Just then a letter went through the room’s mail slot.
“AHHHHHH! THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!” Phoebe screamed as she jumped behind the couch and curled up into a ball.
Cassie just had a blank expression on her face. “Why do I live with you?” She got up and walked towards the letter that fell to the ground. She felt the letter in her hand, it felt squishy. She smiled, “I think I know what this is and it will calm you down.” She opened the letter and was greeted with red, white, and white flesh tone looking paper. “There you are…” Cassie said, pulling out the letter. She unfolded it revealing a familiar face. “Allison, it's great to see you. Phoebe has been driving me crazy with all this talk about alie…”
Another piece of paper fell out of the envelope. “What’s this…” Cassie said, dropping the other letter. She picked it up and unfolded it. “... Who is this other…”
When she unfolded it a green, beady-eyed face stared into her soul. If she didn't know any better she could have sworn she was looking at…
“Greetings earthling, I am from the planet…”
Cassie screamed before dropping the letter and running towards the couch. She jumped over it, and sat next to her roommate. “You're right Phoebe…” She screamed as she hugged the blonde. “... The aliens are attacking!”
Both women began crying like they were from the second grade as they were cowardly in fear.
The alien letter fell down and laid next to the red letter. “I have to say…” The alien paper spoke. “... You humans have weird transportation and greetings rituals.”
The red letter looked extremely annoyed. “Great…” the letter mumbled. “... I got to buy Cassie therapy as well.”
(THE END!)