(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
It was a normal day at Shi’s home, she sat on the couch drinking tea, and watching her soap operas. It seemed like she was going to have a peaceful afternoon, but she knew better. After all, she knows I'm writing a story about her so she knows something zany is going to happen. She just needed to wait and see.
CRASH!
Bong-Cha crashed through the wall. “Shi!” She screamed, a look of panic on her face. “I need your help!”
Shi casually put down her tea, annoyed at how I wrote this part of the story. “Did you have to crash through the wall?” she asked bluntly as she got her fat ass off the couch. “There's a door literally right there.”
Cha was literally sweating bullets. “I fucked up and you're the only one I know who could fix it.”
Shi was unamused. “You didn't answer my question?”
“There is no time!” Cha yelled out as she grabbed one of Shi’s hands and pulled her through the hole, and onto the patio. “I need you to fix something before she finds…”
“BONG-CHA!” A voice yelled out, a voice so powerful it shook the house itself.
Cha’s face went white. “Oh no…” She whimpered in fear.
CRASH!
A good portion of Shi’s fence crashed into one of Shi’s windows. Shi casually turned towards the destruction. “As if I didn't have enough to fix.” Shi turned back towards where Cha was staring at.
Standing there was a very pissed off, red in the face Jesse. “WHAT DID YOU DO!”
“Jesse…” Cha whimpered as she started to shake. “... I was just getting someone to help fix that little problem.”
“OH NO YOU DON'T!” Jesse growled as she slammed her feet onto the ground causing the Earth to shake. “Why exactly is my precious Jacoba a car right now?!”
“Well you see she accidentally bumped into me, and you know how my powers work, ha ha ha.” Cha said truthfully. She then put on a big smile as she turned around. “But don't worry I have someone who can fix her rig…”
But before she could finish her sentence she saw Shi sitting down on the front porch eating popcorn. “Sorry dear, but this seems too entertaining not to see it play out.” She then waved to the both of them. “I wonder what mess you'll make on the lawn.”
Cha's smile instantly disappeared as she slowly turned towards Jesse. Jesse herself was cracking her fists. “I'm going to turn you into atoms!”
Cha started panicking. “Jesse, you know you don't want to do this.” She begged her rabid friend. “You know you'll regret this!”
“Shut your mouth you dirty bitch.” Jesse screamed as she launched herself towards Cha. “I will make you suf…”
WHAM!
Jesse slammed right into Cha’s body, compressed like a soda can.
Shi's face went from excitement to genuine surprise. “What in the hell?” She mumbled as she put down her popcorn.
POP!
Jesse's body popped off of Cha but not as the woman she once was. Instead her body was round. It was about the size of a yoga ball. The top of it was red as most of the back was pure black and looked like a picture of a massive ass. The front side was the most comical. Massive painted on breasts complemented with a stupid toothy grin and a pair of crossed eyes. It was a perfect little yoga ball to sit on.
Cha hung her head in defeat as she looked at the stupid thing in front of her.
Shi casually walked towards the ball. She looked somewhat disappointed. “You know, I thought that was going to go differently…” She turned to Cha “... Why were you afraid of her again?”
Cha sighed. “I wasn't afraid…” She mumbled. “... I just didn't want her to needlessly hurt herself like this.”
Shi shrugged. “It's not your fault that she's stupid.”
“Well, she does have somewhat of a good reason not to like me…” Cha said as she scratched the back of her head. “... We did not have a good first meeting.”
Shi casually walked over to the ball and grabbed the top of it. “I assume you want me to fix it?”
Cha simply nodded yes.
POP!
Jesse stood there completely disoriented. “What just happened…”
“So I don't think we've been properly introduced.” Shi said in a polite tone. “I am Shi and what is your…”
WHAM!
Jesse slammed her body into Cha again and squished herself again.
POP!
She popped back into her goofy yoga ball shape.
The two of them just casually stared at the pathetic thing. “She really is as dumb as a sack of rocks.” Shi mumbled before turning back to Cha.
Cha shook her head. “I guess we have to wait till she calms down.”
Just then an evil smile appeared upon Shi’s face. “I think I know how to do that.” She then turned to Cha.
Cha felt a bad feeling in her stomach. “What idea is that…” Shi grabbed Cha’s ponytail. “... Oh crap…”
POW!
WHAM!
SQUISH!
SMASH!
Shi started pounding Cha's poor little body, molding it to her will. When she was finally done she held up a cute little baseball sized object. It was mostly pink and tan with the only noticeable aspects were the back that had the words ‘Juicy’ written on them. And the front which had massive breasts and cartoonish eyes poking out above them.
After examining her work she turned back towards the yoga ball and did the same thing she did a few minutes ago.
POP!
Jesse was back on her feet and completely dazed. “5 more minutes Mommy.” She mumbled as her eyes spun.
Shi waited patiently for Jesse to get her bearings. When it seemed like she could see again, Shi made the first move. “You're going through a lot of anger right now.” She then put the stress ball into the confused woman's hand. “Give it a bit of a squeeze and you'll feel better.
Jesse looked down and realized what she was holding. Her confusion gave way to a smile and then a chaotically evil one.
SQUISH!
She crushed the pathetic thing in her hand like Play-Doh.
SQUISH!
She did it again but with much more force.
SQUISH!
SQUISH!
SQUISH!
SQUISH!
SQUISH!
SQUISH!
SQUISH!
Jesse laughed like a maniac as she continued to crush it. What she was experiencing right now was a year worth of built up frustration.
Shi looked at Jesse with minor concern, and if you can concern Shi then that's quite a feat. “So… you want to join me for tea?”
Jesse slammed the ball onto the ground before jumping up and down upon it. Her laughter hitting Ren from Ren and Stimpy levels of insanity.
Shi could only bring herself to stare at the madness. “What the hell happened between you two?”
—
Shi, Jesse, and Cha sat on the couch. Shi was in the center drinking some tea. Cha was on the right still completely out of it after the plumbing she received from Jesse. Speaking of Jesse, she was also exhausted from spending all that pent-up energy. She had a smile on her face she would only usually put on after her… special time with Jacoba.
“I can't believe you did that non-stop for 5 hours.” Shi casually said as she put down her tea.
“Ghaaaaaaa…” Cha mumbled in pain.
Shi turned towards Jesse. “So what's your name again?”
Jesse grabbed Shi by her shirt collar. “How did you do that!”
Shi didn't even flinch. “First answer my question, who are you?”
“Jesse!” She yelled out. “How did you squish her?!”
Shi took a heavy sigh. “You seem like a very blunt woman.”
“I answered your question, damnit.” Jesse yelled with fury. “Now tell m…!”
WHAM!
Shi slammed her fist down upon Jesse’s head. Most of the poor mother’s body except her legs were compacted down to only a few inches deep. This caused her butt and tits to bulge out to three times their original size. The center was just her red hair, she didn't have the time to look up.
Shi watched as Jesse flailed her fat legs around as the rest of her compact body stayed on the couch.
Shi smiled. “I really like messing with this one, even more prideful than Cha.” She thought to myself. She then gave the compacted flesh a pat. “All right, I'll help.” She then turned to Cha. “Cha, I'm going to need your help for this obviously. Are you up for it?”
“Ghaaaaaaa…” Cha mumbled in pain.
“And that's why my little Bao loves you.” Shi said as she got up from the couch. “This is something I'll need a little more help with though…” She then reached into her pocket. “... Let me just…” She then pulled out what appeared to be a random poster from her pocket. “Okay Grace, you're probably wondering…”
“What the hell!” The strange poster yelled. “How did I end up here?!”
Shi came to a realization. This wasn't Grace.
“Unhand me you old hag!” Yelled the brown haired, finally dressed poster. “I was just in an important TV interview.”
Shi eyes widened as a big smile came to her face. “Oh, you're that Superstar in all those soap operas…Charlotte!”
The poster’s confusion and anger instantly melted away being replaced by a smugness that can only be found in a Hollywood elite. “Oh yes, I am a superstar, I assume you want my autogra…”
CRUMBLE!
Shi crumbled smug bitch like she was paper until she was the size of a baseball. “We'll talk about it later. I have some other business to attend to.” She then shoved it into her cleavage. “I'll pull you out when I'm done.”
Shi then reached into her pocket again and pulled out another poster.
“I'm telling you Phoebe, Charlotte didn't really disappear, it was most likely a Hollywood tri…” The poster cut herself off. “... Where am I?”
Shi looked at the poster disappointingly. “Dang it…” She mumbled. “... Pulled the wrong redhead out.”
The redhead suddenly recognized who was holding her. “Hey! you're that bartender who kept my roommates as padding for a month “ The poster was the inventor Allison.
Shi rolled her eyes. “Maybe they shouldn't have shoved me into a bottle.” She responded as she wiggled Allison a bit. “Besides, they did a pretty good job. They should be proud of that experience.”
Allison just gave her the stink eye. “Phoebe is still going to therapy thanks to you. You know how much that cos…”
CRUMBLE!
Shi, casually crumbled the poster up. “Look, you can vent your frustrations after I'm done with my teaching.” She then shoved it into her cleavage.
Shi reached into her pocket again. She then pulled out the right poster this time. The poster seemed to be holding a phone this time “Phoebe, I don't know what happened to Ally, but it was probably not alie…” The poster then realized its current situation. “... What the hell?” The poster said as it dropped its phone.
“Grace, good to see you.” Shi told the poster with a smile. “How do you feel about helping the elderly today?”
Grace just gave her the stink eye. “You think I don't remember how we met…”
“Oh come on Grace…” Shi said with a perfect Grandma smile. “... It involved lots of squishing.”
Both of them just stare at each other for a bit. Grace then let out a heavy sigh. “Well, I'm already here I guess.”
“Fantastic!” Shi yelled before turning back to the couch. “All right girls, let's get started.”
—
(Flatmates apartment)
Cassie walked into the apartment with a look of annoyance on her face. “I can't believe that stuck up jerk said I couldn't pay for a dress with just looks.” She whined to herself. “He has no taste if he could say no to my glorious bo…” She then noticed something on the floor.
Phoebe laid on the floor in the fetal position, tears coming from her eyes. “They're getting everyone…”
Cassie looked at her terrified roommate, a sense of awkwardness filling the room. “Phoebe, where is Allison?”
“THE ALIENS TOOK HER!” Phoebe yelled in pure terror. “THE ALIENS WILL COME FOR US ALL!”
Cassie just stared at her roommate. She slowly backed away towards the door before opening it up again, and closing it. “I'm not dealing with this shit today.”